Moving to the US

[Major Malarky]

It's always been a dream of ours to move to the US. i have a trade so i have something to offer but would love to no weather i would be let in with a criminal record.
Anyone know the ins and outs of the visa's and stuff.

 

[mtgeezer]

From where? A criminal record will generally bar you from entry. John Lennon was barred for years because of his UK pot arrest and a contest winner from Canada was not allowed entry to claim his Stupid Bowl tickets and seeing the game for the same reason.

 

[DST]

Tuff one. You would be best to speak to an American immigration lawyer. I met one and discussed with him the very same thing and he said that due to how old the convictions where that it would probably be possible. I think if you were going over to set up your own business as well then it makes it easier.
I think going down the general Green card application will be difficult.

 

[Major Malarky]

The same as John Lennon. that sucks

 

[Major Malarky]

Maybe if i keep asking them enough they may give in.

 

[Trolling]

We don't want any.

 

[Major Malarky]

From where? A criminal record will generally bar you from entry. John Lennon was barred for years because of his UK pot arrest and a contest winner from Canada was not allowed entry to claim his Stupid Bowl tickets and seeing the game for the same reason.

UK
Old jersey

 

[Major Malarky]

We don't want any.

If i wanted an assholes opinion i would have farted..... lol just kidding

 

[Trolling]

That's fine, because I'm not.


And take your like back, I don't want a foreigner that close to me.

 

[Major Malarky]

That's fine, because I'm not.


And take your like back, I don't want a foreigner that close to me.

someone needs a hug

 

[Trolling]

Your queen is pointless.

 

[Major Malarky]

That's fine, because I'm not.


And take your like back, I don't want a foreigner that close to me.

And congrats on being the first horrible person i have met on this site. everyone else have polite and welcoming. there's always 1

 

[Major Malarky]

Your queen is pointless.

Whats that got to do with anything. i'd have a better argument with a frog.......... oh hang on!

 

[Trolling]

And I am the only one...

 

[Trolling]

Whats that got to do with anything. i'd have a better argument with a frog.......... oh hang on!

It has everything to do with anything, LOL!

 

[Major Malarky]

And I am the only one...

Your medal has been dispatched. Now go bother someone that gives a shit.

 

[Trolling]

Your medal has been dispatched. Now go bother someone that gives a shit.

Am I bothering you, or are you simply bothering yourself¿


This is the internet after all






See, an American would get this...we invent stuff, so that pretty much sums up why you should stay over there.











P.S. You're too easy as well.

 

[Major Malarky]

It has everything to do with anything, LOL!

So She is far from pointless then...

 

[Major Malarky]

Ps your making yourself look stupid

 

[BarnBuster]

Whats that got to do with anything. i'd have a better argument with a frog.......... oh hang on!

How'd you know he was French? JK. I think you need to listen to DST and contact a really good attorney to handle this. He would hopefully have the contacts and be able to promote your trade skills and military service to your advantage. Cheerio!! (just had to say that)