Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[kinetic]

I'm making scrambled eggs for breakfast.
$3.50/dz. organic feed, raised chickens from a friend of mine.

 

[mysunnyboy]

where's dr greenhorn?

 

[sunni]

where's dr greenhorn?

taking a break , living real life currently going to the gym though

 

[sunni]

hahaha

 

[Carne Seca]

hahaha

Oh my GOD scariest moment ever. I punched the Easter Bunny in the nose and climbed my mom like Mount Everest. Fucking thing came out of nowhere.

 

[Padawanbater2]

I'm making scrambled eggs for breakfast.
$3.50/dz. organic feed, raised chickens from a friend of mine.

You're making scrambled chicken periods!

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

[video=youtube_share;8agVRne6pQA]http://youtu.be/8agVRne6pQA[/video]
i love carrots!

 

[greenswag]

Oh my god I have the worst urge to go hiking with someone and enjoy the sights and sounds and just talk to them. Feels like I havent had a decent conversation in forever, in person or otherwise.

 

[neosapien]

Bought my wife a stun gun. Should be here either today or tomorrow. I'm going to have her try it on me first to make sure it actually works. Is it weird that I'm alittle anxious and excited to get tased?

 

[greenswag]

Its a weird feeling lol, all your muscles tense up at once. My uncle tazed me when i walked out the garage before. I just took a piss, walk out of the bathroom to the back of the garage and he jumps out of the bushes and tazesme and yells "gotcha mother fucker!!" I laugh every time i think about it. He did it once when i got out of the shower too while i was still naked and wet lmfao

 

[420God]

Bought my wife a stun gun. Should be here either today or tomorrow. I'm going to have her try it on me first to make sure it actually works. Is it weird that I'm alittle anxious and excited to get tased?

Not sure if all stun guns are like this but mine really only works if you get it to arc then contact the person. If you just touch them with it then push the button it doesn't do much.

Let us know how it turns out.

 

[Grandpapy]

Bought my wife a stun gun. Should be here either today or tomorrow. I'm going to have her try it on me first to make sure it actually works. Is it weird that I'm alittle anxious and excited to get tased?

And when she gets a shotgun???lol

 

[neosapien]

Not sure if all stun guns are like this but mine really only works if you get it to arc then contact the person. If you just touch them with it then push the button it doesn't do much.

Let us know how it turns out.

Nice tip. Maybe I'll make a video.

 

[BarnBuster]

Umm, take a leak first.

 

[RainbowBrite86]

Nice tip. Maybe I'll make a video.

PLEASE make a video of this lol

 

[BarnBuster]

...and take it in the ass. Oh...that didn't come out right.

 

[BarnBuster]

Tell your wife turn about is fair play so she knows what it can do. LE and military do this as part of training.

 

[Grandpapy]

Nice tip. Maybe I'll make a video.

I was careless and tested a capacitor without discharging. It kicked my arm into a control panel door, leaving a nice size dent in the door and a nice bruise on my elbow.
I would do outside on the grass (or snow) where i wouldn't hit anything during the discharge. (makes it easier for emt's too)

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Who else pee's outside the majority of the time?

 

[Indagrow]

no we dont eat anything made or produced from an animal or animal by products including honey

No one has ever answer this for me, can you still have breast milk? Human cheese doesn't sound to appealing but that's your life choice