Favorite lines to pick up girls!!

[ProfessorPotSnob]

Do you like Peanut Butter ? Me too , lets fuck !

 

[marc88101]

Hey the cops are chasing my cock, can I hide it in your vagina and or anal cavity?

 

[Indagrow]

[video=youtube_share;nrIL45qjuBk]http://youtu.be/nrIL45qjuBk?t=1m36s[/video]
@ 1:41

Best line... bar none

 

[KushXOJ]

Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Ya didn't read the first page did you.

 

[minnesmoker]

"Yeah, you'll do."

 

[Alexander Supertramp]

Just being confident/funny worked for me. Never really used any lines, they never worked for me.

Thats right, just be yourself. Cause you never know when that one night stand will turn into something long term. And a women hates nothing more than catching her man in a lie, no matter how long ago it occurred. I have seen it stress and even end a few of my friends relationships in the past.

On a lighter note. How many remember the "come in tokyo" gag from the late '70s? It was a classic.

 

[slowbus]

tune in tokyo ? ya,I'm still playin that game lol.

 

[gioua]

married for 18 years... this works once in awhile







HONEY.......... PLEASE!!!!

 

[minnesmoker]

How about "I have weed..."

That tends to work. I think the honest approach works the best. Gioua, have you tried the "Got weed!" on your wife? It works with my lady.

 

[makaha99]

Hi & hello


i cant help but see a beautiful woman and think " ITS A TRAP!!!"

so i keep the Hi/Hello, to myself... the flesh is weak

It's never a trap
Well, they might ask for money, but other than that, it's never a trap.
LOL

 

[Alexander Supertramp]

tune in tokyo ? ya,I'm still playin that game lol.

tuning gets you a boob in each hand? lol

 

[madmonk]

My brother in law just licks his eyebrows and they come running.Or so he claims.

 

[Balzac89]

Hey I couldn't help but notice you have on blue jeans , my favorite color is blue. Omg we have so much in common. Let's go half on a baby .

What happened to the other half of the baby I hope you didn't waste it

 

[Kodank Moment]

What happened to the other half of the baby I hope you didn't waste it

I did not. It was delicious.

 

[bobbyturtle]

you look like my 3rd wife,she says how many times you been married? you reply twice!

 

[minnesmoker]

How you like your eggs baby? Fried, scrambled, or fertilized? <--- I STILL use that on my lady!

I suck at pick up lines, and at cooking breakfast... What do you say we go back and I'll cook dinner, you help me with my lines, and cook breakfast in the morning?

 

[iiKode]

Hello there, you wouldn't mind showing me you're digits would you?

 

[kinetic]

Don't worry about feeling guilty in the morning, we can sleep past noon.

 

[Trolling]

Psychos*

Honestly I just say:

I'm not looking to date you, and I believe in being honest, so please respect my honesty when I say this...

You are breathtaking and the way you carry yourself is very sexy. You have this aura about you. I just really want to fuck you. Until you can't walk. I know it seems vulgar and way to up front but I don't believe in having to lie to you or trick you into sleeping with me. You deserve the respect to know my intentions. I know you are clearly not a girl who sleeps around, but I just had to put how I felt out there.

You'd be surprised how many respond to that. Just need the balls to say it. Whores are whores. They just want to be respected.

Aurora *