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WARNING: READING INVOLVED IN THIS JOKE.

At the end of the tax year, the Tax office sent an inspector to
audit the books of a local hospital.
While the agent was checking the books he turned to the Accountant
of the Hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What
do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to
be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the Accountant. "We save them up and send
them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us
a free box of bandages."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
question had a practical answer.

But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster
purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast
on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the Hospital Accountant, realizing that the
inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We
save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then
they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
fluster the know-it-all Accountant.

"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins
from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Accountant. "What we do
is save all the little foreskins and send them to the Tax Office,
and about once a year they send us a complete prick!"
 
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