The UK Growers Thread!

[jimmygreenfingers]

i don't know how any man can put up with ikea especially with the mrs in toe its fucking hard work drives me nuts lol

Ive put a stop to that mate, although she does try her luck from time to time hahaha. If i go out for bits n bobs i know what i want like most fellas so i dont hang about, birds like mooching about and i aint the time for that, i dunno how birds shop all day its crazy. Ikea does do big hot dogs tho so not all bad.

 

[batf1nk]

I just divorced the bitch! That cured that problem!

 

[drgrowshit]

once we know each other we should all lok out for each other,aye bill

 

[mr.green123]

i now exactly what your both saying it fucking nuts a load of women shopping around for bargains = HELL

 

[batf1nk]

Yeah, nightmare mate, and why does everybody insist on having those god awful meat balls!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

you know you've hit rock bottom when your saturday consists of an all day outing for the 2.4 to IKEA. worse for me I've got the largest shopping centre in friggin europe on my doorstep.

 

[IC3M4L3]

us blokes shops for bargains too,, wer just FASTER and more swift thru the isles than a chick

had to tie one of me plants up last nite,,fucker was leaning on the wall

 

[batf1nk]

you know you've hit rock bottom when your saturday consists of an all day outing for the 2.4 to IKEA. worse for me I've got the largest shopping centre in friggin europe on my doorstep.

Dito mate

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

ye from the toon?

 

[batf1nk]

ye from the toon?

Nah I was thinking of that one in Stratford fella, I got lakeside/bluewater and that all within an hour of me.... imagine that!!

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

Ahh good old lakeside lol, fuck trying that on a saturday bloody nightmare.

 

[batf1nk]

Ahh good old lakeside lol, fuck trying that on a saturday bloody nightmare.

Isn't it mate, haven't been once in the 2 years I been free of the ball and chain!

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Nah I was thinking of that one in Stratford fella, I got lakeside/bluewater and that all within an hour of me.... imagine that!!

I'm about a half mile from the metrocenter. thankfully every single shop in the shit tip is also in city center, so I refuse to gan

 

[PUKKA BUD]

Haha I will be doin my yearly trip to Meadowhall (meadowHELL) Sheff's big shoppin centre for crimbo prezzies usually a couple of days before crimbo in and out with my list in about 2 hours....Mrs starts gettin hers in September ffs!?!?!?!?!? ..........no tar lol I screw me nut off in 2 hours, treat it like a military op no exactly what I'm gettin every fucker an which shops in which order lol

 

[drgrowshit]

ye from the toon?

I was on thee booze cruise from the toon to the Dan,long story short stayed at washington,distirect 14 i thinks,went to a mans club at 11 an drink and bingo,laugh now.........but every hour there was a pukka stripper on the stage lol

 

[batf1nk]

Shit dont remind me about Christmas.... fuck! Oh well, will be all done on Christmas eve and will take me an hour lol!

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

Fucking hell pukka 2 hrs you must ave some list lol. Me, i'll do mine online fuck all that hussle and bussle i get the right ump with all thos crowds. I do take a trip tho xmas eve to the local centre just for any last min thingies and the nippers like it so its worth it.

 

[IC3M4L3]

Haha I will be doin my yearly trip to Meadowhall (meadowHELL) Sheff's big shoppin centre for crimbo prezzies usually a couple of days before crimbo in and out with my list in about 2 hours....Mrs starts gettin hers in September ffs!?!?!?!?!? ..........no tar lol I screw me nut off in 2 hours, treat it like a military op no exactly what I'm gettin every fucker an which shops in which order lol

last minute warrior like me m8 lol rushing around on 23/245th of december to get everything in on time haha fuksake man cant belive its nrly xmas,, damn expensive, this grow best go orite,

 

[mr.green123]

i stay at home and send the wife she even buys her own present

 

[batf1nk]

Fucking hell pukka 2 hrs you must ave some list lol. Me, i'll do mine online fuck all that hussle and bussle i get the right ump with all thos crowds. I do take a trip tho xmas eve to the local centre just for any last min thingies and the nippers like it so its worth it.

That's the issue I have with ALL shopping, all the fucking mongs who cant walk in a straight line, barge into you, pisses me off no end. And dont start me on the queues.