st peter was sitting at the pearly gates when 2 guys in hoodies rocked up wanting to get in. st peter looked at them suspiciously and said wait i will go check with god.
he goes to god and says "god there are 2 young men wearing hoodies hanging around the pearly gates waiting to get in what should i do"
God replies "what are you waiting for peter, this is heaven, go let them in all are welcome"
Peter returns shortly after and god asks peter how he went with the young men in hoodies and peter replies "well there gone"
god replies angrily "what? i told you to let them in peter"
Peter replies " no god the gates, the Pearly gates are gone"