1Shot1Kill
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Zynga texas hold em poker... and looking for a sexy freak who wants to party with nsa 
When Im bored..........I
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billybob420
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I masturbate.
RyanTheRhino
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Zynga texas hold em poker... and looking for a sexy freak who wants to party with nsa
Freaks you say? Can I bring my scummys
crazyhazey
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billybob420
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Well, I didn't want to lie to make myself sound more interesting, unlike some people.well arent you original.
i think about 85% of the people on here said that.
crazyhazey
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the carnival would be a good place to start your search for these freaks. finding some that want to party, well... thats different. im sure they'll be willing to juggle or walk on a tightrope for you.Zynga texas hold em poker... and looking for a sexy freak who wants to party with nsa
crazyhazey
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cant you guys just be normal and go choke a hooker to death like a real american?
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Some of us are simply cheap bastards. I wonder if there is a RIU-type site for the self-stimulation enthusiasts. Leftclick? Gooeymouse? I just hope the OS isn't Microsoft. cn
RyanTheRhino
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yo this makes me have an idea, we need games for members to play but it needs to be anonymous, Im off to look for multiplier flash gamesZynga texas hold em poker... and looking for a sexy freak who wants to party with nsa
RyanTheRhino
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My friend there is a forum out there for anything. Including your polar bear fantasies
Not while there is the internet ^^^^^^^^
crazyhazey
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i think hemp tycoon would be perfect for this site lol
please look into it ryan, im tired of going on facebook/adultswim to grow my virtual weed plants, or "hemp" plants.
Dr Kynes
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dude, thats fucked up! i didnt wanna see that lil piece of shit "make it clap" in nuthugger shorts! man thats just wrong! i think i threw up in my mouth a little.
RyanTheRhino
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MINICLIP you can have a friends lists and every thing. Its completely anonymous and they have a bunch of Multiple games
Off to ask the boss man if it would be ok
Dr Kynes
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hey man, she didnt use the safe word, its not my fault! the safe word was
@ASE#DRCFUHNJIMKM!
so, anybody need a new liver? its still fresh.
crazyhazey
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yay glad i contributed to that idea
do any other vbulletin sites have like a game section? thatd occupy my time while im waiting for the other potheads on here to reply lol
and thats gonna be epic if we can have it on here, a game where your a pot leaf thats growin weed, and your playin it on a weed growin site, that just sounds fitting. i bet im not the first person who about that though.
crazyhazey
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wow, whata dumb bitch, even i could say that if i was running out of breathe. next time id stick to supercalafragilisticexpialidocious.
and you cant sell organs if the bloods contaminated with HIV! i thought you were a doctor!?
crazyhazey
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maybe we should make a game where you kill hookers so people would stop jerking off so much. yeah, i think making that game would actually work against my cause now that i think about it.Not while there is the internet ^^^^^^^^
Hepheastus420
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FUCK!!! Is it true that temps above 85 will stunt plant growth? Because TX temps right now average at 95 degrees. Fuck me this sucks.
Dr Kynes
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im a plant doctor bro, unless the hooker is the daughter of the swamp thing i cant do shit. If she was a half plant hooker i could just piss on her and splash her with superthive then cover her in visquine... wait... thats pretty much what i did.
nevermind.
crazyhazey
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no sir, some land races grow in temps like that. all depends what your strain likes, im sure they'll do just fine.