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Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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RainbowBrite86 said:
Alright how about a super nerd? lol. I was at this amateur comedy show at my college campus, and I was only 17 so I wasn't very experienced with guys and life. Well this guy is about two rows behind me, and he is coughing and hacking and bringing up loogies (sp?) behind me the entire time. So gross. Well the show is over, and everybody stands up to clap, and I can see him staring at me. And, even without experience, girls know that look. I BOLT. I mean I literally took the fuck off. He's walking hella fast trying to catch up and I can tell he's going to come talk to me so I grab my phone and pretend to call somebody lol. He's trying to talk to me anyway, fuck. I make it to the ladies room and duck inside. HE WAITS halfway down the hallway. So when he's looking at the flyers on the billboard I make a dash from the bathroom to the elevator. He sees me just out of the corner of his eye, and starts walking towards the elevator. I put my phone back up to my ear, talking to no one lol, and frantically pushing the door close button. I get to the bottom. HE TOOK THE FUCKING STAIRS. Ugh. So i'm like, fuck it, i'm just going to be friendly but keep walking. But he kept walking with me. And I didn't want him to take me to my car, so I turned around and faced the music. And then - he did it. He did exactly what I was so afraid of. He said his name. And then he held out his hand. His hand. That he had been coughing and hacking shit up on all. fucking. night. But my momma taught me manners, so I shook his hand. Then. He invited me (I shit you not) to a chess tournament. A CHESS TOURNAMENT. Do they really have those past elementary school?! I politely told him I couldn't make it, and that I had to get home before the snow got too bad to drive in. I think it's over, right? It's not.

There's a picture of me on the wall of the college. A group picture of scholarship winners. You would have to actually study that picture to know it was me. Who even looks at those things? Well he found it. With my name listed at the bottom. Looked me up in the campus system (fuckin student work jobs) and called me. To invite me. To another. fucking. chess. tournament.

I DOUSED my hands in hand sanitizer after I left the college that night. I got a cold anyway. I was so grossed out by it too because I knew his germs were in my lungs and ew, ew, ew.
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:clap: lol!! I love this thread.
 
thump easy

thump easy

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those r cool stories the walk of shame man one time i got to sleep with this freek.. she invited me over and right away her room had play girl all over it i look and dildoes everywere hand cuffs and pencils with penis erasers? so im thinking okay this is going to be fun... HELL NO.. i start to kiss this girl and she starts to push my head down, the lights go out and i see the moon lit room i can see her skirt i pull her panties down and WAAAMMMM!!!! it fucken stinks bad... dont get me wrong.. i love the smell of a girl but this wasnt a good smell it SMELLED BAD>> i couldnt breath so i fucken sprange up like with a quick ness i grab my pants and start putting them on.. She is like what going on her eyes straight in shock im like i have to go get my friend i left him at the bar he has no ride!!! she is like he can wait... im like ill be back... so i fucken jump in the truck and peel out into the night i go to the room were my friend is at i park and i walk in he is like WHAT HAPPEND im like i couldnt man she stinks realy realy bad!!!!! he like what do you mean she is fucken fine!!! im like then you do her!!! i hear a fucken KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.. ow shit its her i run trien to hide but i cant its a hotel... FUCK ME!!!!! i dive under the bed bearly fit 1994 they usto be able to get under the bed and she is like WHERE IS HE, my friend is like i dont know what you mean i could see her feet walking back and forth, and BAM SHE LOOK UNDER THE FUCKEN BED!!!! HER FACE AND MINE starring at each other fuck dude thats the walk of shame for me..... i crawled up i couldnt say nothing it was realy ocward i couldnt just say wash your pussy and go get check for a yeist infection i was like.. OW GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER nope she stuck around that was so aqward my friend just couldnt stop laughing. lolz i wounder if she ever thinks about that day lolz
 
RainbowBrite86

RainbowBrite86

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thump easy said:
those r cool stories the walk of shame man one time i got to sleep with this freek.. she invited me over and right away her room had play girl all over it i look and dildoes everywere hand cuffs and pencils with penis erasers? so im thinking okay this is going to be fun... HELL NO.. i start to kiss this girl and she starts to push my head down, the lights go out and i see the moon lit room i can see her skirt i pull her panties down and WAAAMMMM!!!! it fucken stinks bad... dont get me wrong.. i love the smell of a girl but this wasnt a good smell it SMELLED BAD>> i couldnt breath so i fucken sprange up like with a quick ness i grab my pants and start putting them on.. She is like what going on her eyes straight in shock im like i have to go get my friend i left him at the bar he has no ride!!! she is like he can wait... im like ill be back... so i fucken jump in the truck and peel out into the night i go to the room were my friend is at i park and i walk in he is like WHAT HAPPEND im like i couldnt man she stinks realy realy bad!!!!! he like what do you mean she is fucken fine!!! im like then you do her!!! i hear a fucken KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.. ow shit its her i run trien to hide but i cant its a hotel... FUCK ME!!!!! i dive under the bed bearly fit 1994 they usto be able to get under the bed and she is like WHERE IS HE, my friend is like i dont know what you mean i could see her feet walking back and forth, and BAM SHE LOOK UNDER THE FUCKEN BED!!!! HER FACE AND MINE starring at each other fuck dude thats the walk of shame for me..... i crawled up i couldnt say nothing it was realy ocward i couldnt just say wash your pussy and go get check for a yeist infection i was like.. OW GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER nope she stuck around that was so aqward my friend just couldnt stop laughing. lolz i wounder if she ever thinks about that day lolz
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OMG thump if she's hot and willing you just take her stank ass to the shower, you don't hide under the bed, what's wrong with you? lol. No, funny story though lol. I love it.
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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thump easy said:
those r cool stories the walk of shame man one time i got to sleep with this freek.. she invited me over and right away her room had play girl all over it i look and dildoes everywere hand cuffs and pencils with penis erasers? so im thinking okay this is going to be fun... HELL NO.. i start to kiss this girl and she starts to push my head down, the lights go out and i see the moon lit room i can see her skirt i pull her panties down and WAAAMMMM!!!! it fucken stinks bad... dont get me wrong.. i love the smell of a girl but this wasnt a good smell it SMELLED BAD>> i couldnt breath so i fucken sprange up like with a quick ness i grab my pants and start putting them on.. She is like what going on her eyes straight in shock im like i have to go get my friend i left him at the bar he has no ride!!! she is like he can wait... im like ill be back... so i fucken jump in the truck and peel out into the night i go to the room were my friend is at i park and i walk in he is like WHAT HAPPEND im like i couldnt man she stinks realy realy bad!!!!! he like what do you mean she is fucken fine!!! im like then you do her!!! i hear a fucken KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.. ow shit its her i run trien to hide but i cant its a hotel... FUCK ME!!!!! i dive under the bed bearly fit 1994 they usto be able to get under the bed and she is like WHERE IS HE, my friend is like i dont know what you mean i could see her feet walking back and forth, and BAM SHE LOOK UNDER THE FUCKEN BED!!!! HER FACE AND MINE starring at each other fuck dude thats the walk of shame for me..... i crawled up i couldnt say nothing it was realy ocward i couldnt just say wash your pussy and go get check for a yeist infection i was like.. OW GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER nope she stuck around that was so aqward my friend just couldnt stop laughing. lolz i wounder if she ever thinks about that day lolz
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I love thumps stories too, lol :clap:
 
thump easy

thump easy

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RainbowBrite86 said:
OMG thump if she's hot and willing you just take her stank ass to the shower, you don't hide under the bed, what's wrong with you? lol. No, funny story though lol. I love it.
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im sorry your right, but you got some good ones too.. i got a lot of them but thats all im gona share today.. good night guys have funn
 
cannofbliss

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Carne Seca said:
It's the Sativa. Slows my brain down enough for me to form complete thoughts. LOL
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lol carne...

like i mentioned before (that you got them mixed up)... when you were telling someone in an earlier thread... i think it was the nuglets thread about riu security or some crap... to lay off of the "indica" and switch to sativa and it will "lessen paranoia"...

and now your saying that sativa is a "slowing down"... ;)

you still got them mixed up... that is unless your brain is wired differently kinda like what add meds do to naturally calm people... ;)
 
cannofbliss

cannofbliss

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and to all of the stories about having "men" chase you... you should watch some animal planet... and see how the "females" have to deal and put up with the bullshit chasing that goes on in the wild... and it will make you laugh and realize...

its the same damn thing humans have to deal with... only "slightly" more "civilised"...

well... sometimes more civilised... LOL ;)
 
EROsain

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cannofbliss said:
and to all of the stories about having "men" chase you... you should watch some animal planet... and see how the "females" have to deal and put up with the bullshit chasing that goes on in the wild... and it will make you laugh and realize...

its the same damn thing humans have to deal with... only "slightly" more "civilised"...

well... sometimes more civilised... LOL ;)
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thats why hookers and goold diggers exsist , for us who prefer to pay than play :D
 
cannofbliss

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EROsain said:
thats why hookers and goold diggers exsist , for us who prefer to pay than play :D
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lol ero... :)

fortunately... ive never had to pay for it...

well... ya know... bein a pimp aint easy, and even playas gotta pay too... one way or another... ;)
 
Tenner

Tenner

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EROsain said:
thats why hookers and goold diggers exsist , for us who prefer to pay than play :D
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I`ve been with hookers twice in a pretty posh setting some 5 years back, it aint the same man... They were very hot but its got something missing! Plus they do say never grow up, I`m still that child that likes to play :dunce:
 
neosapien

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Winter Woman said:
A cousin set me up with a guy. He came to pick me up and asked what would I like to do. I said something about bowling, dancing, going to the horse track. He said how about a dinner and a movie? Ok, I like movies. Well, he had a newspaper (before handheld devices) at his apartment. Would it be ok to swing by and pick up the paper? Ok. Once there would I like to come in while he figures out where the movie he wanted to see is playing? Ok, I can do that.

Once inside he throws the locks on the door. Tells me to sit down and relax while he gets his paper. Ok.

There was no paper, there was no dinner, but I was the intended dessert. Little did that guy know. I lifted weights, was a gymnast and a competitive swimmer. It was a fight but I got out of there safe and sound and not hurt. I ran to the nearest phone and a friend came and got me.

What I didn't know was this little asshole worked for AT&T. I received calls from him for the next 5+ years. I changed phone numbers which hurt my business and then the next day he'd call the new number. When I put a call into the police and had a trace put on my phone all calls stopped and on the 22 day when the trace dropped off he'd call and say what an idiot I was and that for the rest of my life he would know where I was. I put a trace on the line at least 5 times.

I called the local police, the state police, and the FBI. The FBI told me if it was someone in the inside they'd never catch him. So I went to a PI that specialized in hiring ex-FBI agents, they said they couldn't help me because it was someone in the inside at the phone company.

So I did the next best thing I could. I cancelled my landline. It killed my business but I got a cellphone, back then it was VERY expensive. But all calls stopped.

This joker got me motivated enough to buy a gun and learn how to use it.

This all happened so long ago that I had nearly forgotten about it.
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I told you I'd find you.


j/k. That sounds terrible WW. I'm glad you got away from that.

The last serious girlfriend I had, before I met my wife, would send me random drunk text messages a full 2+ years after I'd ended it with her no-good cheating whore ass. It was funny at first. Then it got sad. Then it got pathetic. Then it eventually stopped. Not going to lie, at the time it felt kind of good knowing just being me and not being able to have me had an effect on her and fucked her up like she had fucked me up.
 
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