what does a females bush say about her??

Mickey O'Neil

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i was just gonna say I shave my balls and sourrounding... chicks love it... it's called manscaping.... stay high
I think it's just hilarious to read stuff like this, as though its a new thing! I've been shaving my junk since I was 12, I can't stand the feeling of having thick growth down there. mo
 

shrxhky420

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I think it's just hilarious to read stuff like this, as though its a new thing! I've been shaving my junk since I was 12, I can't stand the feeling of having thick growth down there. mo
haha and your 13 right?? haha jk I was just remarking on the comment before mine... I'm 38 and been cleaning my junk for a long time... girlfriend still appreciates it.... stay high
 

Wilksey

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Meh...

NO muff' is too tough for me.

I like em' bare for the smooth texture and visual appeal, but there is nothing that can bring out the primal caveman urges like a natural bush.
 

xKuroiTaimax

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No sex life by choice Kuroi?
No, the guys around here prefer the girls who want them to buy them stuff and can't cook. I'm permanently in the friend zone so they can call me and bitch about their women. I have to laugh about it now.

I don't expect a man to tidy up down there, but if he does it shows a great deal of consideration especially if someone has to have their face down there. They just have to wash adequately at least. T-bird has a habit of whipping it out if he wants to pee outside or he needs to rearrange himself and If there is the occasional characteristic dick smell I try to let him know gently.
 

shrxhky420

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and If there is the occasional characteristic dick smell I try to let him know gently.
How do you put that gently? Uh excuse me but your dick smells like the high school gym after wrestling practice, can you please go febreeze your balls??? thanx ;-)... lol stay high
 

xKuroiTaimax

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Oh, if only I could, lol.

Sometimes I go pull out a nice pair of fresh boxers (he likes his Ed Hardy, Star Wars, Family Guy etc) and say 'these are cool, why don't you put these on.. Hey how long have you had those boring ones on?' or something like that. I'll say I'm going to get in the shower and tell him to get in there before I do because I take forever and I'll use all the hot water. It usually works.
 

KronDonSmoker

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Lol I think most guys are pretty lazy when they are single at least I am but the Minute im "talking" to a girl I shower everyday brush my teeth twice a day "Manscaping" down below...When Im Single Shower every other day maybe three if i forget, Brush my teeth once a day if i remember Rock a caveman style down below..Have to bust out the chainsaw when another girl comes around finally lol
 

shrxhky420

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Lol I think most guys are pretty lazy when they are single at least I am but the Minute im "talking" to a girl I shower everyday brush my teeth twice a day "Manscaping" down below...When Im Single Shower every other day maybe three if i forget, Brush my teeth once a day if i remember Rock a caveman style down below..Have to bust out the chainsaw when another girl comes around finally lol
daaammmmnnnn!!! don't forget to clean your pooper after that many days too!!! haha "pooper" funny word. stay high
 

xKuroiTaimax

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I don't date but when I get excited over a guy or think we're getting close I start taking care of myself more, definitely. I'm clean anyway, but when you feel like you're worth attention, the fancy soap comes out and I'll do something with my hair. With girls they make me really flustered if I'm interested in them so I probably spend more time hiding from them then trying to primp up for fear of judgement >_>

Guys, if you were gay would your 'impress the opposite sex with downstairs trimming/general management' procedure be any different?
 

obijohn

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I don't mind trimmed or even full bush, as long as I dont need a machete to get down to the pink.

But shaved pussy is just creepy, it reminds me of a little girl, not a woman
 

RainbowBrite86

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I hate going down on girls that aren't shaved. Even when they're trimmed when you go really deep it gets in your nose and stuff...blech.
 

KronDonSmoker

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daaammmmnnnn!!! don't forget to clean your pooper after that many days too!!! haha "pooper" funny word. stay high
hahaha hey man sometimes the day is just a blur one day its monday next thing I know its Wednesday and I havent showered since Monday morning
 

missnu

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You're supposed to use a fresh razor and go with the growth. A dull razor does it ever time.
I can use anything at all and still itchy and bumpy...awful...and as soon as I get out of the shower it is prickly...and then when I do have sex whoever it is with gets the joy of prickling skin giving him a nice beard rash on his nether regions...lol. so I trim it with scissors, but have shaved it for so long it is more like eyebrow hairs..straight and they never get long...it's weird...I keep wondering if the curl will ever come back...?
 

Mickey O'Neil

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I don't mind trimmed or even full bush, as long as I dont need a machete to get down to the pink.

But shaved pussy is just creepy, it reminds me of a little girl, not a woman
I guess those memories start somewhere. I have never been with a little girl, so I don't have that problem. I just see being shaved/waxed as feeling closer to my partner. More skin contact, less chaffing. Oil each other up and its great fun.
 
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