The UK Growers Thread!

Mastergrow

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na dont do clones for unknown n00bs IM afrid LMAO

just downloaded a pack of all the topgear specials lmao top watching thanx tt for reminding me of top gear :WOWZER)
LMAO, who are you! Someone bouta be willing to send me sum over this side of the pond, not goina be lookin them for a while yet, ill give u a shout then in a lotta weeks UKRG!!lol!
 

tip top toker

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This whipped friend of mine with the sixteen year old girlfriend, well he only went and proposed to her on her 17th birthday a few days ago. I think i need to knock him the fuck out! If i can't knock some sense into him the next best thing will be to knock the living daylight out of him, seems the only logical choice to make.
 

dura72

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This whipped friend of mine with the sixteen year old girlfriend, well he only went and proposed to her on her 17th birthday a few days ago. I think i need to knock him the fuck out! If i can't knock some sense into him the next best thing will be to knock the living daylight out of him, seems the only logical choice to make.
when ur that age logic and common sense are only theoretical concepts. just let him fuck it up, it'll be a painful but ultimately helpful lesson.....what a fucking idiot though, lol, its great being older and watchin muppets .
 

tip top toker

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He's my age! That's why it seems so fucked up. I know he's dumb as shit on the whole but not this dumb. He's old enought to know that a 17yr old doesn't have the first fucking clue as to what they really want.
 

tip top toker

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this is one happy happy happy tip top toker! I just got an email back from an old boss and friend who owns a place in town and he's able to get me pork rind and is happy to sell it to me at cost price. YESSS! Not much goes ebtter with a pint :)
 

DST

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SFA = Fukkin Buffoons!! Always have been, always will be.......a wee bit of cash injection into clubs in the 3rd division might do the Scottish game some good, you not think Dura? hehehe......As a Pars fan I have been round most shitty grounds in Scotland, and perhaps it's something everyone should do, lol. When someone scored a goal at Alloa's stadium, you ended up not seeing the game for the next 5 minutes while all the dust settled. Gravel terraces, lmfao.

And TTT, it's the small victories in life eh!!
 

dura72

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health?? c'mon tt considering the amount of beer and weed ye've consumed do you really think a wee bit of cholesterol is gonna make much difference tae your life-span??lol
 

tip top toker

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I figure given what i eat and drink i'm already into extra time :D I ama alas the type of person with ZERO self control. I wouldn't ust cook that 2kg of pig skin and say yeah, bit for now, bit for tomorrow, and some for the weekend, i would eat it ALL :D
Happy days :D
 

dura72

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christ mate , your preaching to the converted here. ive gotta take pills to stop me drinkin, ive been using them for about 5 years and i still go nuts when i come off them....no will power what so ever.
 

tip top toker

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I i want to quit soemthig , i'll quit, fuck taking pills and therapy and this and that and nonsense :D I quit tobacco just fine, no porblem at all :)

Pork scratchings however, i shall eat, i will justify it under the notion that a kilgram of fruit salad and a kilogram of pork scratchings must logically balance each other out :)
 

dura72

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your logic is unassailable good sir... in much the same way as i ive fathered a child i must therefore be entitled to murder some-one...methinks neil lennon shall be my choice
 

tip top toker

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your logic is unassailable good sir... in much the same way as i ive fathered a child i must therefore be entitled to murder some-one...methinks neil lennon shall be my choice
Haha, i've emails coming in from my mother pleading with me not to kick the bucket before she does :D Personally i'd rather die within ten years as a result of eating fantastic fod than live a furhter 80 eating rice and peas.
 
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