The UK Growers Thread!

Griffta

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Reply to the email saying 'bring the mother-fuckin ruckus - I've got a crew of nasty c*nts in hats & hoods ready to fight the fight for the non-curtain-brigade'.

WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO HAVE BLINDS
 

Griffta

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Ah fuck it, you've probably been killed & skinned by the mental c*nt who's been living n your garden for the last week. Was nice havin ya on the thread Baklawa, see ya on the other side
 

UKHG

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Ah fuck it, you've probably been killed & skinned by the mental c*nt who's been living n your garden for the last week. Was nice havin ya on the thread Baklawa, see ya on the other side
taklin to urself again griff thats a sign of insanity u know!


back dont get to paranoid its one of them divvy emails how can u hide with no curtains sounds paki style to me u trued googling the sender and phrases from the email? get the ip from wer the email was sent and geoip the location then u gopogle that location for other tits n bits and u will start to gather wether its real or not prolly not dont worry about it OR its a pal fucking with u?


https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/507974-i-have-found-way-legalize-2.html

^^^^^^^^lol course he has
grif mos prolly lmao
 

baklawa

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u dont have curtains? its like you almost inviting stalkers to stalk with no curtains lol
:D It's the middle of winter in the middle of nowhere. (a) I don't walk around the living room naked (another of Griffta's fantasies bites the dust), and (b) even if I was masochist enough to do so, a distant sheep of two on top of a distant hill would be the only witnesses to my metaphorical bollocks turning blue and dropping off from the cold.

I do like the ring of "axe". Axe... axe... even more soothing than my usual mantra of Ommm :D
 

tip top toker

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I genuinely hate all this shit about "regulate and tax cannabis"

It's a plant, i'm not paying a penny of tax on it you useless bunch of inbred cunts.
 

UKHG

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I genuinely hate all this shit about "regulate and tax cannabis"

It's a plant, i'm not paying a penny of tax on it you useless bunch of inbred cunts.
pmsl thought ud be the first to bite on that one HAHAHA fukin found it on crapbook tbh i dont even know if found its the corrent term scraped up more like! bottom of the barrel
 

newuserlol

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:D It's the middle of winter in the middle of nowhere. (a) I don't walk around the living room naked (another of Griffta's fantasies bites the dust), and (b) even if I was masochist enough to do so, a distant sheep of two on top of a distant hill would be the only witnesses to my metaphorical bollocks turning blue and dropping off from the cold.

I do like the ring of "axe". Axe... axe... even more soothing than my usual mantra of Ommm :D
fuck that then m8 being in the middle of nowwhere with no curtains and a stalker lol
 

newuserlol

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I genuinely hate all this shit about "regulate and tax cannabis"

It's a plant, i'm not paying a penny of tax on it you useless bunch of inbred cunts.
u eaten today ya fucking anorexic? what happend ttt i member u use to post wicked recipes n food etc nowdays ya sound like a somalian 8-9stone at 6ft+ eating a packet of cashews for fucking dinner?!?
 

baklawa

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Lock all doors & windows & chill the fuck out in one of the rooms with curtains?
:D The cap-gun and laser pen - genius :D

Nah the whole point is I mis-timed stuff and now I'm suddenly smokeless, hence treble paranoia and zero chilling :D I'd be pacing all night even if I hadn't got that email - I've had insomnia for a long time now, hence my firm (and admirable) dedication to nightly smoking. My freakin local dude seems to have developed an attitude, always claims to be "busy" when I get in touch with him, makes me run after him for days before finally producing the goods - whereas the first coupla times I scored off him he would turn up early and apologize for it :D
 

tip top toker

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u eaten today ya fucking anorexic? what happend ttt i member u use to post wicked recipes n food etc nowdays ya sound like a somalian 8-9stone at 6ft+ eating a packet of cashews for fucking dinner?!?
I had a bottle of lucozade for breakfat and half a fish cake for lunch and dinner. I still cook all of the same stuff, just don't eat anything, think it's largely to do with stress atm though, my week off at new years was due to having a breakdown, and work has just taken a big turn for the worse, they're no longer even paying me because they can' afford to, paying all the other members of staff, not me though. I'm self emplyed so i don't have to give a days notice if i figure fuck getting out of bed i'm not working any more (legaly i'm an employee so any time i fele i can land a 350-100K fine on them :D)
 

baklawa

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i no shes a women ukrg, i aint trying to pull her tho thats why she a m8!?!??!
Yeah what does mate have to do with gender? Who do you think girls hang out with if not their girl mates? (apart from me of course).

You don't fool me, newuser ;-) I can see right through your flimsy mask of feigned indifference....
 

tip top toker

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Yeah what does mate have to do with gender? Who do you think girls hang out with if not their girl mates? (apart from me of course).

You don't fool me, newuser ;-) I can see right through your flimsy mask of feigned indifference....
20 stone ent that flimsly :lol: heehee, couldn't resist that opportunity sambo haha, just jessin with ya :D
 

W Dragon

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@baklawa, love if i were you i'd be improvising a cattle prod for down the side of ya bed just be on the safe side, power lead with a plug on the end, sweeping brush, some type of tape and a glass of water could be very useful wink wink
 

newuserlol

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Yeah what does mate have to do with gender? Who do you think girls hang out with if not their girl mates? (apart from me of course).

You don't fool me, newuser ;-) I can see right through your flimsy mask of feigned indifference....
i got no match for your clever wit not when i carnt resort to low tones seeing as ya a women n all that lol doesnt matter that ya 36stone aint seen daylight for 3yrs now cause ya housebound due to the 20000cals a day still ya internet lies of stalkers and pretending u can grow when ya dont even grow keep ya sane at least lol
 

tip top toker

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@baklawa, love if i were you i'd be improvising a cattle prod for down the side of ya bed just be on the safe side, power lead with a plug on the end, sweeping brush, some type of tape and a glass of water could be very useful wink wink
Might be better to keep it away from the bed, don't want her mistaking it for something else now :lol:
 

mantiszn

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Yeh I thought he said he wasn't coming back and that this place was shit and dead?
i no shes a women ukrg, i aint trying to pull her tho thats why shes a m8?!?

what u doing here anyway? u finished with ya self banishing lol stopped with ya spaz attack? lol
 
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