Smelling your own farts. Is it so wrong?

[jeeba]

heres a link to show you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZ5TajZYW6Y

Sorry people but I have a growing question I relly want answered. I'm wondering how much more growth I should see after the first sign of red hairs. It seems like there hasn't been much growth for about 4 days. They were booming before. Appreciate any help
thanks

 

[BA142]

my farts smell like assorted fruits after a night of drinking vodka

 

[Unnk]

i bet you wake up looking like this often

 

[guy incognito]

Two observations:
1) Does your gf also find that 99% of your farts don't stink? I am near-certain that she'll smell many of your "neutrals", and you'd go Eww? to ones she thought were blanks as well.

2) I have found (for myself) that there is a direct correlation between how smelly they are and how they feel coming out. the odorless ones feel like ... air. The super stinkers feel HOT. The plain stinkies feel perceptibly toasty. I call this the RGTS test (Rectal Gas Temperature Sensor built into your li'l gatekeeper). So if I'm in a store and the RGTS reports activity ... I know to saunter nonchalantly into the next aisle. Sometijmes I'll surveil the aisle I left to see how folks react to my colonic Claymore.

Yes. Either they don't smell or are weak enough to dissipate before becoming detectable. She has a sensitive sniffer too.

I always crop dust every time I go shopping, though usually they don't stink. Certain foods will stink, and they stay with me for a little while.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Pretty sure

My shit don't stink

Hi Honey, I didn't know you had a profile here......this IS my wife, isn't it?

 

[Brick Top]

Two observations:
1) Does your gf also find that 99% of your farts don't stink? I am near-certain that she'll smell many of your "neutrals", and you'd go Eww? to ones she thought were blanks as well.

2) I have found (for myself) that there is a direct correlation between how smelly they are and how they feel coming out. the odorless ones feel like ... air. The super stinkers feel HOT. The plain stinkies feel perceptibly toasty. I call this the RGTS test (Rectal Gas Temperature Sensor built into your li'l gatekeeper). So if I'm in a store and the RGTS reports activity ... I know to saunter nonchalantly into the next aisle. Sometijmes I'll surveil the aisle I left to see how folks react to my colonic Claymore.

You didn't describe the odor of a wet one. Where does that one rank?

 

[cannabineer]

You didn't describe the odor of a wet one. Where does that one rank?

Do you mean endogenously wet (some butt gravy in the blend) or exogenously (in a shower, bathtub, pool)?
I find that farting in water can supercharge an already nasty stink. However I haven't experienced a wet one that has been made more potent than the worst "unenhanced" farts. I have always been a student of Nature. cn

 

[thump easy]

Do you mean endogenously wet (some butt gravy in the blend) or exogenously (in a shower, bathtub, pool)?
I find that farting in water can supercharge an already nasty stink. However I haven't experienced a wet one that has been made more potent than the worst "unenhanced" farts. I have always been a student of Nature. cn

is it like a bong hit wen your in the bath tub n you rip one it bubles out but it smells like brockley hahahaha cooked with butter lolz

 

[jeeba]

I tend to have stinky ones after alot of beer and chicken wings or alot of protein steaks eggs,and such!

 

[cannabineer]

is it like a bong hit wen your in the bath tub n you rip one it bubles out but it smells like brockley hahahaha cooked with butter lolz

When I was seven, one of the coolest things was to cut one in a tub full of bubble bath. I could then pick up the handful of tainted foam and chase my 5-year-old sister with it. She developed some inspired ways to get even. I don't think I'll forget the toothbrush soaked in dish soap. cn

 

[thump easy]

thats how i remember it in youth lolz great...

 

[jeeba]

So how many of you got RIck ROlled?Thats kinda like smelling my fart eh!

 

[Carne Seca]

I wonder if smelling all these farts is detrimental to the olfactory nerves. Maybe that's why women have a better sense of smell than men. hmm...

I'll be damned if I'm going to be the one to experiment with that. Nuh uh.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Only in a pot forum.....

When I was a doorman/security at the largest dance club in town, I would eat crazy spicy Mexican food, broccoli, eggs, tuna, etc hours before work, so I could cropdust the dancefloor. As a bouncer, nobody looked at me twice because I was doing my job. The other guys were in on it. We would stand up above the dancefloor and laugh at the looks on people's faces. I swear a few times I thought someone was going to puke. Some of them were like napalm.

 

[Weedasaurus]

its a primitive way of checking your health. In some cultures its a way of saying hello. Or goodbye.

 

[cannofbliss]

Only in a pot forum.....

When I was a doorman/security at the largest dance club in town, I would eat crazy spicy Mexican food, broccoli, eggs, tuna, etc hours before work, so I could cropdust the dancefloor. As a bouncer, nobody looked at me twice because I was doing my job. The other guys were in on it. We would stand up above the dancefloor and laugh at the looks on people's faces. I swear a few times I thought someone was going to puke. Some of them were like napalm.

the perfect storm up in there i see haha LOL

 

[Weedasaurus]

EAting a bunch of peanuts and chocolate milk did the trick for me. I can clear a room for hours.
i used to light my farts, but I had a little accident. Burned a hole in my boxers and burnt some hairs. Burnt ass hairs smell the worst.

 

[Unnk]

i wonder how many people on this thread right now have conjunctivitis and dont even know

 

[Weedasaurus]

I have SBS. stinky bunghole syndrome.

 

[Shaggy Green]

my friends talk about farting n bed n holding there women captive under the blankets lolz i think my women hates that i think she will kick my ass if i tried it lolz.

Yeah I hear ya! It is called a DUTCH OVEN! lol