Apt Next Door Loves

dank smoker420

dank smoker420

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to watch porn real loud what do i do?! all i can think of is going to put a sign on his door that says "get headphone or turn your shit down in the morning please!" what would you guys do i need some ideas. this happened pretty much everyday atleast 4 times a week

i must be living next to the world champion masturbator!
http://youtu.be/znQUVa9zFf4
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Just say you keep hearing 'strange noises' at night and they are disturbing you. Hopefully he'll be embarrassed enough to turn it down so you don't 'find out' what he was doing, but not so embarrassed he gets defensive over it.
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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...put one of those fleshlight things outside the door - make sure you put something that resembles the intended content of said apparatus in it and on the floor.

Side note: do those things light up when you're done?

:lol:
 
dank smoker420

dank smoker420

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hahaha that would be hilarious. well he does it everday and i have banged on the wall when i herd it before so i think he knows we can hear him sometimes but its everyday and in the morning likw at 830-9 so i wake up a little and start hearing this shit and cant fall back asleep. and its so obvious it is porn
 
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Kodank Moment

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rocpilefsj said:
Sneak into his apartment and replace it with gay porn
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Best. Idea. Ever. Ok lets develope this plan...how and when do we sneak in? Also how do we find out if he is an BRHD/DVD/VHS type guy? And he'd have to replace all of them...or just 1 and get lucky. He's gonna need to do some heavy recon.
 
rifk

rifk

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Who knows he might like it and jack off to the sound of YOUR porn... After seeing the Japanese champion masturbator I believe everything LOL
 
ganjames

ganjames

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Lmao he doesn't like the real females because they smell and are dirty.. because they're human.
So he gets the anime porn because it's "pretty".
 
Canibus7

Canibus7

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lol yeah...tbh i really wouldnt know how to confront this situation...maybe talk to the super.
 
tip top toker

tip top toker

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I'm the type of person to take this situation as a good thing, not a bad. I like being given a justification in cranking my hifi beyond reasonable and being able to say fuck you neighbour, tonight is going to be drum and bass. All night! All morning! :D
 
ganjames

ganjames

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It really is a win-win

You get loud vibrating bass, he gets to stimulate his penis with the wall.
 
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