Must be bad pickin' for the men these days...

[medicalmaryjane]

lol, i was just out at the grocery store looking like shit and this really cute guy with a sexy accent asked me if i would like to get together.

i seriously look like i just woke up, hair in a frizz, pimples, no makeup + i am old.

i thought it was nice of him to ask... of course i have my bf but he was so cute, i wish i had a girlfriend to set him up with.

 

[bamfrivet]

maybe it's just because you live atop a mountain and there aren't many women up there.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Maybe he was gonna kill you....

 

[medicalmaryjane]

lol, maybe you're right. i missed out on my opportunity to kick the bucket i guess...

 

[Hepheastus420]

Why kick the bucket? Ahhh nevermind, this will start a big thing lol.

 

[Hepheastus420]

How old are you mmj?

 

[dtp5150]

u still got it

 

[medicalmaryjane]

old enough lol. never ask a lady her age

i was joking abou kickinng the bucket. i can't kick the bucket, too much to do & to much weed to smoke.

 

[ca$hcropper]

old enough lol. never ask a lady her age

i was joking abou kickinng the bucket. i can't kick the bucket, too much to do & to much weed to smoke.

Oh Lady, and here I thought you were like one of the guys lol

 

[Nusky]

I'd rather hit on a girl with no make up than a girl with make up. Go with the girl wearing make up, when she takes it off, you might just be disgusted at your self.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

old enough lol. never ask a lady her age

i was joking abou kickinng the bucket. i can't kick the bucket, too much to do & to much weed to smoke.

It's 2011 I think in a world where women fought so hard to be equal, they should just share their age now. I'm guessing over 50 if you still say ladies don't tell the age. am I even close or no cigar?

 

[medicalmaryjane]

LOL. that made me feel young

i was flattered that a nice young man wanted to get together with me. maybe he couuld smell the marijuana on me & that's why he was interested.

 

[Filthy Phil]

Well, to be honest I am more attracted to a person who doesnt have to get dolled up to go to the grocery store...there are plenty of women out there, but most think they are too special to be approached, and we can smell that attitude from the end of the grocery isle. uch like women say a good man is hard to find, so is a woman these days.

You never know, maybe you smelled like bud... An instant attractant for any guy worth his weight in salt.

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Maybe you're just a cougar!

 

[Metasynth]

Maybe you're just a cougar!

No? Wrong Cougar? Damn you google!

 

[Urca]

Hey, i dont think that you're old or that you're ugly. Seriously, if any of you have ever seen a picture of her, I swear she's gorgeous

 

[jonblaze420]

Hey, i dont think that you're old or that you're ugly. Seriously, if any of you have ever seen a picture of her, I swear she's gorgeous

you're in the running for the 2012 Olympics for women shotputting, is this true?

 

[PeyoteReligion]

Lololololo holy shit really! Shot puts are hardcore!

 

[Urca]

you're in the running for the 2012 Olympics for women shotputting, is this true?

whatever dude. All im saying is that she isnt old and isnt ugly. I know this for a fact. Get off my nuts, troll

 

[medicalmaryjane]

Hey, i dont think that you're old or that you're ugly. Seriously, if any of you have ever seen a picture of her, I swear she's gorgeous

thanks urca, you're sweet.

i was really looking bad this morning though, ugly clothes, greasy forehead LOL. ya know? it's funny to get hit on when you look like that