My buddy just died...

[VILEPLUME]

...on the inside.

He has a great job, house, no huge outstanding debt and this weekend he is about the marry a controlling bitch who has no job, no house, lots of debt and a kid.

I tried warning him, but I think he is too scared to be alone now or something?!? He hasnt directly told me, but she puts him down a lot and says that she is "the best he can do".

I have to go to his wedding...but it is going to be so awkward to feel happy for him. I guess the only thing I can do is smoke a j in the parking lot and pretend to smile.

 

[jonblaze420]

Throw pebbles instead of rice at them at the wedding to make yourself feel better.

 

[april]

...on the inside.

He has a great job, house, no huge outstanding debt and this weekend he is about the marry a controlling bitch who has no job, no house, lots of debt and a kid.

I tried warning him, but I think he is too scared to be alone now or something?!? He hasnt directly told me, but she puts him down a lot and says that she is "the best he can do".

I have to go to his wedding...but it is going to be so awkward to feel happy for him. I guess the only thing I can do is smoke a j in the parking lot and pretend to smile.

What a bitch !!! The best he can do !!! Damn buddy all u can do is be a friend and ready to listen when the time arrives, u don't need to be happy about his choice to support him as a friend, just smile and drink ur face off on the other side of the room, we tailgate at weddings it makes it easier to avoid "those people" u would rather not see and have a fake convo with, a polite smile and wave is all that u need to please everyone

 

[april]

Throw pebbles instead of rice at them at the wedding to make yourself feel better.

lol just toss cooked rice play dumb

 

[jonblaze420]

lol just toss cooked rice play dumb

Much better advice.

 

[dirtyho1968]

Just be there for him when he's divorced in 2-3 years and she gets his house.

 

[Vapor Nation]

It would be awesome to stand up and object when they give the opportunity.

 

[Total Head]

i have a similar situation with a friend. he asked me to be in the damn thing and i declined. he knows how i feel about the whole thing (the entire relationship is a sham). i've told him several times that i'm going to wear all black. if the stupid thing is still on in the spring it's exactly what i'm going to do. i'm not going to stand up when the priest guy asks if there's any reason they shouldn't marry because that's just some drama i don't need. i'll be a witness at the divorce if he wants.

 

[cannabineer]

Take your buddy aside and INSIST he draft a good pre-nup. Expect a storm from his intended. cn

 

[suTraGrow]

Be a good friend and smack that bitch upside the head for him

 

[Hepheastus420]

kill her....

 

[massah]

if he cant see how much of a gold digging bitch she is...regardless of what people say to him about her...he deserves to get raked over the coals by her lawyers in a few years...hes just blind by being a nice guy...and hes going to get fucked by it...*sigh*

 

[massah]

oh go rent http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0239948/

and make him watch it a few times

 

[VILEPLUME]

Thanks guys for the advice, but I fucking hate this new trend of women that need to find "sugar daddies", but they are basically robbing them to get a free ride. Sorry I shouldnt just select women, I know guys out there looking for a free ride too.

And I do know I will prob be taking him in when he loses his house. I can only hope he doesnt knock her up.

 

[massah]

Thanks guys for the advice, but I fucking hate this new trend of women that need to find "sugar daddies", but they are basically robbing them to get a free ride. Sorry I shouldnt just select women, I know guys out there looking for a free ride too.

And I do know I will prob be taking him in when he loses his house. I can only hope he doesnt knock her up.

What do you expect out of women who do nothing but watch the Jersey Shore and MTV all fucking day...they don't know any better...that's how they are raised...

 

[cannabineer]

Pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup!!!! cn

 

[Ringsixty]

Hate to be cold about it. But, I had two friends that went this path in life....Life is full of choices... Just be happy for him....he is still your friend... It's not your life.

 

[mysunnyboy]

"new trend" lol men and women have been doing this for an eternity, my brother found 2 of them...just be there for him threw the hailstorm that is coming. and never say "i told you so"

 

[jesus of Cannabis]

fuck her and show him what a whore she is.






and take pictures so we can see.

 

[VILEPLUME]

Pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup!!!! cn

Haha, he tried that, but since she has been living there so long, she got common-law on his ass, so a pre-nup is worthless.

I told him he would be better off not working for a whole year and smoking a joint every hour.