Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[RavenMochi]

Anticipation
Giving birth to Green Daughters
A Magical Time

I have ten Dank Girls
Basking in Blue HID
They all Sing to me

I give them Power,
A mild solution Shower,
Before they Flower...

cruel father I'll be,
I'll spoil them, love them, kill them,
only chosen spared.

crystal kush, diesel,
choc kush x chocolope too,
plus white widow mut.

I'll seek the fastest,
bring slaughter to the slowest,
my garden breeds speed.

coco, hydroton,
with general hydro nutes,
pretty guinea pigs.

 

[Zaehet Strife]

why am i so scared,
self change is never easy,
i need the courage.

 

[RavenMochi]

how much will you change?
don't be scared, make fear fear you
easy has no worth.

 

[eye exaggerate]

Eye's a year wiser
Sings, 'Happy Birthday to You!'
Don't fear the Reaper

Nice! They're together...
Romeo and Juliette
...in eternity

 

[eye exaggerate]

how much will you change?
don't be scared, make fear fear you
easy has no worth.

...do heed wes cRAVEN
He knows what he speaks of here
It has its place, fear.

 

[tyler.durden]

...do heed wes cRAVEN
He knows what he speaks of here
It has its place, fear.

Fear is Near, not Dear
Useful if Life is Threatened
It Hinders all Else...

 

[RavenMochi]

fear is a weakness
that we should purge from ourselves,
a calm mind trumps it.

 

[eye exaggerate]

fear is a weakness
that we should purge from ourselves,
a calm mind trumps it.

I guess I should have...
pointed to Strife's strife back there
the fight or the flight

I was pointing out
The dark raven's wiser ways
Help Strife back to day

 

[cannabineer]

Weed works its magic
on the way to a man's heart.
I shall make pancakes!
cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

Weed works its magic
on the way to a man's heart.
I shall make pancakes!
cn

...sweet aunt Jemima!
That is a great idea
mmm, toaster waffles

 

[RavenMochi]

Weed works its magic
on the way to a man's heart.
I shall make pancakes!
cn

whole stick of butter
in the batter makes it great,
healthy its not though

 

[cannabineer]

I favor seeing
butter wrap its shiny arms
'round my tasty stack.

Pancakes fresh from the
heat-shimm'ring pan! How finer to
feed the weed-wrought need?

The gift of the cow
melts in sweet golden torrents:
Streams on wheaten glades.
cn

 

[cannabineer]

Birds playing with selves
dodge my Wikipedia skills.
So: do they "flapjack"?

Avian parasites
hitch free rides on feathered wings.
Dang flapjackers!

Coffee table book
needs tool to lift glossy sleeve.
Who has the flap jack?

Homeless man has skills
Flipping shelter-house pancakes.
He's quite the flop jock.
cn

 

[tyler.durden]

I am Hungry now
I will Create Golden Cakes
and Consume them All

I'll also need Flesh
Meals are Better with Bacon
The Hog gives its Life...

 

[eye exaggerate]

I am Hungry now
I will Create Golden Cakes
and Consume them All

I'll also need Flesh
Meals are Better with Bacon
The Hog gives its Life...

...the sizzling strippers
canada's booty bacon
a fine ass morning

 

[eye exaggerate]

check the time fellas
do you follow all that sht?
...now all is 1, maaaan

 

[cannabineer]

check the time fellas
do you follow all that sht?
...now all is 1, maaaan

A long string of ones:
Such a pretty first date must
wait two hours chez moi.

 

[eye exaggerate]

A long string of ones:
Such a pretty first date must
wait two hours chez moi.

it was contingent...
that I must say for certain!
but sweet, it will be.

 

[cannabineer]

I would celebrate
but lack Cliquot "La Grande Dame".
The Fat Lady would sing!
cn

 

[RavenMochi]

had complications,
but I have now surpassed them,
my babies now grow!

dry as a desert,
but an oasis I see,
on the horizon.