Tips on smoking out an infrequent smoker

[......]

lol basically i tried to move his hand where i wanted it to go, but then he's like, where are you trying to put my hand, so i said my pussy, then he stopped and we had a little talk about not having sex. he's like, im trying to be careful how far i go with you, you're a virgin and itshould be special, yadda yadda. he could tell my feelings were hurt after but i just played it off.

im telling you just brush him off and head over to the hop for some dick and pancakes

 

[Bwpz]

im telling you just brush him off and head over to the hop for some dick and pancakes

That's actually some really good advice. They got some badass waffles.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

He's using you, trust me. You think he cares about your first time? He ain't tryna hit that, find a man who'll treat you right.

Haha that would be the face value of it. But I'm of the opinion that Urca's fuck buddy is just a little pussy. We've both got very clever interpretations eh!?

 

[......]

That's actually some really good advice. They got some badass waffles.

I know if the girls there weren't like 300+ I'd be there.

 

[april]

I just had one of those "weed makes me brilliant" kind a thoughts - next time don't wear a belt? cn

Skirt and no panties

 

[smokebros]

So most of you know that i have a fwb situation. Well he's coming up tonight and Im smoking him out. the thing is, he kinda has had bad experiences with weed, and only recently did he finally have a so so experience. I want to make it great for him, so I need some tips to help with the situation!

Make the dude feel comfortable. When you blaze have some of his favorite music playing. Maybe smoke out of a clean bong to get a nice taste of the herb. I always like blazing to old school reggae. (huge reggae fan). Also have some beer in your fridge, I wouldn't do any type of wine. One thing I occasionally do to start the evening off right if I'm having a female over is each to take a shot. I'm not a heavy drinker by any means, I like the concept of a shot, specifically tequila. Like if I went to ladies house and all that happened, I would wanna wife her up lol!!!!

 

[Urca]

lol how about a skirt and skimpy panties? lol i wore that last night, hoping maybe, you know... im just sticking to jeans though from now on

 

[Bwpz]

It's not hard for a girl to get laid nowadays. Just post some flirty posts on Facebook, you'll get Likes and IM's usually.

Idk about Urca though, not sure how that'd work...

 

[Urca]

^what you mean you dont know about me?

 

[Jakabok Botch]

^what you mean you dont know about me?

not to be an asshole....but u know what he means...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

^what you mean you dont know about me?

People don't like you. So you probably wouldn't get likes.

 

[Bwpz]

Because I've only seen hos do that, you're not a ho

I guess if you were being flirty it's lead them on anyways...

 

[april]

Here is what u do , next time wear the skirt, bring something u enjoy putting inside urself, sit him in front of u and give him a show ask if he would rather u give ur sweet cherry to a ( insert Urca's penetration devices name here ) or dare him to man up and take it!!!! if ur ready

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

not to be an asshole....but u know what he means...

LOL God damn Urca and her hot topics...

 

[smokebros]

Here is what u do , next time wear the skirt, bring something u enjoy putting inside urself, sit him in front of u and give him a show ask if he would rather u give ur sweet cherry to a ( insert Urca's penetration devices name here ) or dare him to man up and take it!!!! if ur ready

Ummmmm what ? lol!

 

[Urca]

Because I've only seen hos do that, you're not a ho

I guess if you were being flirty it's lead them on anyways...

haha yeah im far from a ho, this guy is the only guy ive ever done stuff with. my first everything so far

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Here is what u do , next time wear the skirt, bring something u enjoy putting inside urself, sit him in front of u and give him a show ask if he would rather u give ur sweet cherry to a ( insert Urca's penetration devices name here ) or dare him to man up and take it!!!! if ur ready

Don't put such images in my mind!! >.< Alright just gotta switch it out for a Naughty Canadian TnT Mod..... ^_^ Hmmm. That's better.

 

[cannabineer]

Mind you this "onscreen diagnosis" business has been known to be inaccurate at times, but my $.02?
A guy who has been given some seriously unmistakable signs of interest by Urca, accepts head, gives the gift o'gob, takes his hand FROm the offered goodies and spouts lines about "keeping it special" and "not violating" ...
the vibe I'm getting is of someone who doesn't want to be cornered into admitting he simply doesn't want to go there. Worse, he paints himself the longsuffering hero type. The whole thing is redolent of bogosity. All told, I agree with and applaud Urca's instinct to maybe wait for a young man who'll show some genuine interest, fer grief's sake. And who knows, maybe his creme d'amour will taste like S'mores. ~giggle!~ cn

 

[april]

Don't put such images in my mind!! >.< Alright just gotta switch it out for a Naughty Canadian TnT Mod..... ^_^ Hmmm. That's better.

Awww look at ur Album

 

[father&son]

this guy sounds like a virgin him self and to go with the topic id say just do what u kno he likes best(besides getting dome) and hell maybe try a vape if u got or know nebody who has one its a totaly diff high....