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guest420

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Freaking halarious. i watched this happen. My mom was on the phone and i started screaming "he's on fire! he's on fire!" HAHA

[video=youtube;VnvVYhTprlo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvVYhTprlo[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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I saw that and I thought to myself here's a non-religious, self-immolation, right here on live TV. Glad he wasn't hurt.
guest420 said:
Freaking halarious. i watched this happen. My mom was on the phone and i started screaming "he's on fire! he's on fire!" HAHA

[video=youtube;VnvVYhTprlo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnvVYhTprlo[/video]
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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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LMAO! But, then I've eaten way too many mj muffins

[video=youtube;XhHV_1P0qM4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhHV_1P0qM4[/video]
 
BDBandit

BDBandit

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I dunno where this is from but its pretty funny how he says it

[youtube]ZOmp3HpAGgM[/youtube]


and robot chicken ftw

[youtube]0g5s38qHRaI[/youtube]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little man staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'

The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The little guy says: 'Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around"..
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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- For young men, it's a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.

- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street. (yes right)

- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.

- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.

- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.

- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.

- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at age 50.

- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..

Don't be alarmed, I didn't see the dog either.
 
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