i need to tell you guys something

[smokinheavy79]

how do you stop plastic wrap from folding up into a knot once you tear a piece off

most useless crap ever!!! i like that textured kind...cling or whatever it is.

 

[Morgan Lynn]

I can't even get the shit to tear.

 

[Total Head]

plastic wrap should be banned. it's like working with a giant sheet of duct tape. the shit just sticks to itself and it doesn't even tear right. i used to work in a produce dept as a kid and wrapping the tray stuff was an issue. i always got some chick from bakery to do it because i couldn't get it to look presentable. in return i washed her floor in the bakery at the end of her shift. everyone won.

 

[cannabineer]

plastic wrap should be banned. it's like working with a giant sheet of duct tape. the shit just sticks to itself and it doesn't even tear right. i used to work in a produce dept as a kid and wrapping the tray stuff was an issue. i always got some chick from bakery to do it because i couldn't get it to look presentable. in return i washed her floor in the bakery at the end of her shift. everyone won.

I feel like that around people who can shuffle cards. There are penguins who are better shufflers than I am.
cheers 'neer

 

[smokebros]

Man... Someone mentioned grilled cheese.

Grilled cheese is so good!

 

[cannabineer]

cheeeese!

cheers 'neer

<edit> I wish these came out full size.

 

[bigbillyrocka]

I never use a knife for lettuce.

I bash it on the counter first to get the core out then I stab it with my fingers and brutalize it until I have all the pieces I need.

this is what i do too. awesome.

 

[jonblaze420]

i made tuna fish with lotsa onions in it and toasted the bread

when i made this thread i was really high =D

 

[bigbillyrocka]

know whats good with tuna (insert nast joke here)? salsa! i make this a lot, and when diesting its a perfect meal:

i take a can of tuna or even better, white albacore. add my favorite salsa, a dab of mayo. like half a t spoon. a little bit of diced pickles (sounds odd, but trust me here!) some cayenne pepper and then mix it all together really good. then eat with tortilla chips. its really tasty. high in protein low in carbs, except the chips i know. try it.

 

[Morgan Lynn]

I feel like that around people who can shuffle cards. There are penguins who are better shufflers than I am.
cheers 'neer

Ugh yeah, watch me shuffle cards... its borderline retarded.

 

[Morgan Lynn]

i made tuna fish with lotsa onions in it and toasted the bread

when i made this thread i was really high =D

YES. Tuna with onions and mayo. Sometimes I throw in some mustard.

 

[Hottik]

Now what you really do to make it taste good, is instead of shredding the lettuce in your hands; place the luttuce in your palm and just close your hand and crush the luttuce. Its how you can get letetuce to stay on any sandwich or burger

 

[Kodank Moment]

I never use a knife for lettuce.

I bash it on the counter first to get the core out then I stab it with my fingers and brutalize it until I have all the pieces I need.

Just gonna put this out there, I want to sleep with you. Really badly. Not in a creepy way...in like a...you should set aside 3 hours cause its about to go down way. Red Heads are my cryptonite.

 

[Morgan Lynn]

Just gonna put this out there, I want to sleep with you. Really badly. Not in a creepy way...in like a...you should set aside 3 hours cause its about to go down way. Red Heads are my cryptonite.

hahahah hot

 

[smokinheavy79]

Anyone ever put velveeta inside a burger before grilling it? uh, ya should.

 

[Kodank Moment]

hahahah hot

Your not hot. Your fucking beautiful. Pm me.

 

[jonblaze420]

Anyone ever put velveeta inside a burger before grilling it? uh, ya should.

thanks for the tip man. i pour beer on steaks and put butter on top of them at the end mmmmm

 

[lambofgod]

I never use a knife for lettuce.

I bash it on the counter first to get the core out then I stab it with my fingers and brutalize it until I have all the pieces I need.

this gave me goose bumps

Shit....goose bumps???

It gave me a hard-on!

 

[smokinheavy79]

thanks for the tip man. i pour beer on steaks and put butter on top of them at the end mmmmm

That sounds great!!

 

[dLoc07]

I never use a knife for lettuce.

I bash it on the counter first to get the core out then I stab it with my fingers and brutalize it until I have all the pieces I need.

I want you to brutalize me with your hands!! You are so sexy!!! I think I'm gonna end up being your Internet stalker! Arer you married??