fucking breaking into your own house

[jonblaze420]

motherfucking closed the door with the bottom door knob locked while my wife was outside and had to go in the back gate and smash the window in the back door.

i was so motherfucking pissed i couldnt even start to clean up, but i helped finish it.

no we gotta buy a new door and shit tomorrow. we were on our way to buy way more fun shit than a new door. good news is we're gonna get stoned as fuck and drunk as fuck tonight until tomorrow. wish us the best.

 

[DaBong]

you couldn't find a small pane of glass to break that you could replace yourself? Would have been a lot cheaper than a whole new door!!

 

[jonblaze420]

dude the only way in was through this door without hurting yourself. i had to chuck a huge rock at it twice because it was double paned. im fuckin heated about paying for the damage but ill find a way out of it. trust me.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

lol that blows, ive had to B&E my house a few times, one time my nosey nighbor called the pigs on me cuz she thought i was a burglar lol....worst thing was one time i got in the kitchen window only to get stabbed in leg by a steak knife that was in the sink LOL

 

[racerboy71]

yah, you should always have an easier way of breaking into your own house instead of having to break the door, or the glass in it, that only say you and the wifey know about..
my one buddy used to have a magnetic box that he would put under his car with a spare house key and car key in it for such emergencies.. and my house i have a couple of ways that i can usually get into without breaking too much other than my fat ass trying to access them, lol..
but that's just something for you to think about for the next time, as i'm sure being the stoners we are, there's always a next time, lol..

 

[Bonghostage]

That's shit man, I dunno why but breaking glass always pisses me off so much, I think it's the noise. I've had to climb through tiny windows at the front of my house before because i've lost my keys, good fun when you're fucked, anyone that saw it must have though I was a mentally challenged burglar

 

[jonblaze420]

It fucking blows because we just moved into this house but from now on im gonna probly hide a key around the yard somewhere for fucks sake.

I threw out my shoulder chuking this big ass rock into the window twice trying to get entry back in, too. Shit sucks. Fuck me. I'm a total retard for doing it. My wife trys to console me but I know I'm just a retard. Lol.

 

[jonblaze420]

That's shit man, I dunno why but breaking glass always pisses me off so much, I think it's the noise. I've had to climb through tiny windows at the front of my house before because i've lost my keys, good fun when you're fucked, anyone that saw it must have though I was a mentally challenged burglar

Yeah and sweeping and vacuuming it up isn't that fun either!

 

[medicalmaryjane]

wouldn't a locksmith have been cheaper?

i can usually break into my houses with a flathead screwdriver.

 

[jonblaze420]

yah, you should always have an easier way of breaking into your own house instead of having to break the door, or the glass in it, that only say you and the wifey know about..
my one buddy used to have a magnetic box that he would put under his car with a spare house key and car key in it for such emergencies.. and my house i have a couple of ways that i can usually get into without breaking too much other than my fat ass trying to access them, lol..
but that's just something for you to think about for the next time, as i'm sure being the stoners we are, there's always a next time, lol..

Yeah gonna hide a key somewhere from now on for fucks sake i feel like a total tard for this fucking happening at alll....

 

[jonblaze420]

wouldn't a locksmith have been cheaper?

i can usually break into my houses with a flathead screwdriver.

we didnt have a phone with us, and we don't know any neighbors around here. it was easier to break back in. yeah t sucks

 

[grizlbr]

Dude a door knob is only $20. Did that when locked out at wife #2s she will be surprised if she tries her keys to enter the new knob!

 

[rzza]

listen, last night i had a guy come over from craigslist! i step onto the porch and after a minute or two i needed to step inside to grab something and my dog had locked the door by jumping up to see out the small window in the door. we are laughing about it and then a minute later the dog again is trying to see out the window and he UNLOCKED IT! LMAO thats a good pup..

 

[racerboy71]

lol, at least its not as bad as say locking your keys in the car while it's still running.. that shit right there pisses me right the fuck off beyond belief.. one time this dude i worked with and i would give a ride home to, went to get out of my car in winter time to help with the window scrapping, and he hit the locks on the door and locked us out with the thing running, i was super pissed...
and my ex gf once got out of the car to help a turtle across the street, got out of the car and somehow managed to lock the door while it was still idling in the middle of a somewhat busy road.. had to walk to some near by house and ask to use the phone and pay about $125 for a locksmith, all for a damn turtle, lol..
look on the bright side, it could always have been much worse, you could have really cut yourself coming in the window or glass or w/e, and ended up in the hospital getting stitches instead of smoking bud and drinking all night..

 

[WillyBagseed]

Had that happen when I lived in town, moved to the country, got 3 asshole dogs, installed dog door. My old ass can still crawl thru the dog door if need be. Fixed the lockout situation.

 

[jonblaze420]

listen, last night i had a guy come over from craigslist! i step onto the porch and after a minute or two i needed to step inside to grab something and my dog had locked the door by jumping up to see small window in the door. we are laughing about it and then a minute later the dog again is trying to see out the window and he UNLOCKED IT! LMAO thats a good pup..

damn rzza be careful, you ever read about the craigs list killer bro?

 

[rzza]

dude blaze, i live in the same city as the craigslist killing. LOL

 

[jonblaze420]

lol, at least its not as bad as say locking your keys in the car while it's still running.. that shit right there pisses me right the fuck off beyond belief.. one time this dude i worked with and i would give a ride home to, went to get out of my car in winter time to help with the window scrapping, and he hit the locks on the door and locked us out with the thing running, i was super pissed...
and my ex gf once got out of the car to help a turtle across the street, got out of the car and somehow managed to lock the door while it was still idling in the middle of a somewhat busy road.. had to walk to some near by house and ask to use the phone and pay about $125 for a locksmith, all for a damn turtle, lol..
look on the bright side, it could always have been much worse, you could have really cut yourself coming in the window or glass or w/e, and ended up in the hospital getting stitches instead of smoking bud and drinking all night..

YO absoltutely my brother thanks for giving me that perspective i fuckin appreciate it bro you made my night smoke some ganj on my behalf please or just stop around here if you're in nor cal sometime

 

[jonblaze420]

dude blaze, i live in the same city as the craigslist killing. LOL

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA well alright then im sure you're bein safe then

 

[rzza]

i had weapons in my pocket. JUST IN CASE.