The fu*ks of smoking

[Eefman]

Fuck friends mom's kicking them out so they have to stay with me last night...

 

[Budsworth]

Fuck, I lost my bong!!!!

 

[mr j2]

fuck! i lost the bowl for my vortex

 

[nowstopwhining]

Fuck "friends" who only cme around to get high and never share their own weed.

Fuck people who beg to be smoked out.

Fuck dropping your joint while driving.

Fuck people fucking with you while your high.

 

[nowstopwhining]

fuck family members who come around expecting free weed (aunts, uncles, cousins, parents, grandmother)

my mom comes around all the time searchin for good weed hahah

 

[Stealing]

Fuck being so casted you are standing there not having a clue what your doing, or where your going..

Fuck eating half the food in the house and feeling fuckin sick the next morning..

 

[Chewba Goodin]

Fuck the dude that comes to you place to smoke all you good-good and then brings over that damn Bobby Brown to replace it

 

[Blunt?]

Fuck bitches

Hey fuck that, I love bitches.

Fuck broke fools that always invite you over to smoke your weed.
Fuck stupid people in front of you in a line wasting your stone.
Fuck moldy hot dog buns that you don't notice cause you can't find the light switch in your own kitchen.
Fuck accidentally squishing some of your cake into a nug. How the fuck do you smoke cake?!

 

[greeeeeeno]

Fuck parents around that stop your smoking
Fuck weed leechers
Fuck wanting to sleep after smoking
Fuck bakeovers
Fuck sore stomachs after munching too much
Fuck trying to hide weed
Fuck non smokers talking shit about your smoking

 

[BongReaper]

Fuck Bitches Get Money!!!!

 

[MyNameIsHead]

fuck people saying i smell like weed
fuck having no weed
fuck weed being illegal
fuck people who give weed a bad name
fuck george bush (nothing to do with weed except he smokes it)
fuck getting too high
fuck smoking the last of your weed and regretting it
fuck burning yourself with a lighter

 

[jackonthebox]

fuck my THC tolerance.

 

[MyNameIsHead]

fuck my THC tolerance.

the best fuck so far aahahaha

 

[Chiceh]

Fuck making me laugh while taking my toke, and fuck making me cough it out and leave a bad taste in me.

 

[jackonthebox]

fuck, I love brushing my teeth then ripping the bong, it makes it taste soooo fresh!

 

[Blunt?]

fuck, I love brushing my teeth then ripping the bong, it makes it taste soooo fresh!

Try eating a breathmint when you hit it.

 

[mr j2]

fuck getting "too high"?!? psh. fuck when you get bud that looks decent and you go to break it up and there's so many seeds

fuck people saying i smell like weed
fuck having no weed
fuck weed being illegal
fuck people who give weed a bad name
fuck george bush (nothing to do with weed except he smokes it)
fuck getting too high
fuck smoking the last of your weed and regretting it
fuck burning yourself with a lighter

 

[mattso101]

Fuck, im smoking a bowl already! first one of the day. and look its 4:20pm how nice

 

[hydronewbie]

FUCK getting all ready to smoke, then realizing you don't have a lighter on you. Then you search everywhere and finally find one, sit back down get ready to take a hit, then strike that lighter and no fluid in it. Then back to searching for another. Until you finally give up on your lighter hunt, go and sit down and see a pack of matches sitting right in front of you the whole time.

 

[nowstopwhining]

Too high....what the fuck....is there even such a thing? IS that a trick one? I dont get it.


Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsHead
fuck people saying i smell like weed
fuck having no weed
fuck weed being illegal
fuck people who give weed a bad name
fuck george bush (nothing to do with weed except he smokes it)
fuck getting too high
fuck smoking the last of your weed and regretting it
fuck burning yourself with a lighter