The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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Well guys Im off to a stag doo up in Perth for the full Weekend. Im armed with £300, q of white, 4g of trainwreck. Got a busy day in the office until 2pm then its party time
ahm for a quiet one today, collect in the usual tic money, listen tae the usual bullshit fae non payers and just relax tae the morr coz ahm invited tae an all day 'dram and jam' session(this is gettin drunk inna garage with ur mates all badly playing guitars).......i dont play....but every party needs a ......shall we call it 'exotic pharmacist'.
 

dura72

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maybe in the west end but thats bout the size of a postage stamp compared to the rest of the place. To be honest its the jews weve got more of now, we have the largest jewish settlement outside of jerusalem on the other bank of the tyne.

better than marauding porridge wogs :lol:
lol, wtf are you doin wi all the yids...wasnt newcastle the first gas pipe line in from the north sea ,you'd think the fucker would have learned by now (our oil btw ya theivin english cunts, scotland only country in the ENTIRE world tae strike oil and get poorer!!)
 

dura72

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My son has Downs Syndrome, but my wife hates it when I call him mongoloid. I don't know why, she's the one who wanted to call him Lloyd in the first place.
 

dura72

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As he was watching the end of the news, my grandad used to say to me: "You can suck my cock now then I'll give you a toffee."

I hated the Werther forecast.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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lol, wtf are you doin wi all the yids...wasnt newcastle the first gas pipe line in from the north sea ,you'd think the fucker would have learned by now (our oil btw ya theivin english cunts, scotland only country in the ENTIRE world tae strike oil and get poorer!!)
aye man its a joke, cant shift down tesco's for fuckin ringlets and daft hats. well if you lot will sell the rights to the oil to the brits man....
 

dura72

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I've just been watching Oliver Twist for 2 hours.

It's great fun watching a spastic have a fit on the back of my special needs bus.
 

WOWgrow

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lol ya know when duras back. triple posting sickapedia jokes like a pro.

I went in to feed the easyryder last night, snapped a full arm off the fucking OG18. put it in a glass of water and used it as the plant for the table while I had my tea with the lady haha.
 

supersillybilly

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lol ya know when duras back. triple posting sickapedia jokes like a pro.

I went in to feed the easyryder last night, snapped a full arm off the fucking OG18. put it in a glass of water and used it as the plant for the table while I had my tea with the lady haha.

I know the feeling m8. Remeber I done it twice my last grow in the space of a week. lol
 

PUKKA BUD

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lol ya know when duras back. triple posting sickapedia jokes like a pro.

I went in to feed the easyryder last night, snapped a full arm off the fucking OG18. put it in a glass of water and used it as the plant for the table while I had my tea with the lady haha.
Gutted wowzer!!!.....................did you have owt nice??? lol
 

PUKKA BUD

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Last propa day off work today lads :( ...............back to work, got hospital monday morn to change me dressin then stright to a little job in the noon to break me back in, gunna get rat arsed all wknd cos im off the tabs now, so why not ey!!!
 

PUKKA BUD

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how long ja reckon that finger will keep ya off work then pukka?
Snuck in while i was typin bro!!, ive got a sick note for 4 weeks but goin back monday mate need the cash, ayer lass has got me 1 off them plastic cover things to go over it for some protection so should be ok, im still gunna claim some cash tho, i get £60 a week cos im self employed and upto date on my stamp, so not bad for fuck all!!!
I did a little job yesterday put 3 new lights up and changed 2 socket fronts for my ma's mate, nice £40 for a hours work :)!!
 

tip top toker

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Shifting more hermierific TH freebies i see. Although i would mind a couple of those TGA freebies, or the bike, i'll take the bike please! Although i'd be removing any of the attitude branding haha

got me a long weekend, trying to convince myself not to waste the whole thing sat with my back against the wall as i normally do, but at the same time i cannae be arsed to go out.
 
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