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bajafox

bajafox

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I love golf too, before I had to stop playing due to budget cuts... I had just purchased a Callaway Diablo Edge driver and only got to use it once. I can't to be able to afford golf again! Nothing like a good day out on the course with some cold beers, fat joints and a new driver to break in


Good luck on your game :leaf: I'm yet to break 90 and only broken 100 once...
 
Shwagbag

Shwagbag

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whodatnation said:
in my grandpa voice "when I was your age I had to ride a hovoround 46.387 feet to get to the bus stop" lol

They are just fat and lazy! I watch them leave the store and get off and walk to the fat mobile that came to pic them up at the front door! soo sick

Good luck on your golf outing shwag! I love golfing! and yes I walk my clubs all 18 holes! make a day of it lol
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Its not going to go well... My first 9 of the season with the exception of a rough session at the range. Should be fun though! SmokAfAt and have a gin, ahhhhhhh. Beats work! later fellas.
 
whodatnation

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man that sounds so perfect! thanks allot shwag :-( haha
I might go to the range just to get it out of my system!
or just have a gin and a fatty while swinging the club around in the yard hahah
:peace: bro
 
DST

DST

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where I grew up for part of my childhood it was quite close to the so called home of golf. We had council courses at practically aevery village that you could show your UB40 card (unemployment card) and pay a couple of quid to play. I never played though, too busy with football for golf.

whodatnation said:
man that sounds so perfect! thanks allot shwag :-( haha
I might go to the range just to get it out of my system!
or just have a gin and a fatty while swinging the club around in the yard hahah
:peace: bro
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Dezracer

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Had to pick my son up from the YMCA early today because he bloodied another kid's nose, lol. I was going to pick him up early anyway for his martial arts class but had to get him an hour earlier than I planned.
I asked him what happened and he told me that it was the same kid he immobilized last week for shoving him against a wall. I have to say, I'm very happy he takes martial arts because he keeps his head and does just what's needed to diffuse a situation. This other kid is the same age as him but bigger. Last week my son grabbed his wrist and turned it forcing the kid to turn and bend over, then my son pushed his face to the ground by the back of his neck with his free hand. I was so proud when the principal gave the story. Today, the kid told him he got lucky last week and tried to punch my son in the face so he blocked the punch and countered with a punch to the kid's nose causing it to start gushing blood according to the Y leaders.

Of course, they called me and said he can't stay the rest of the day due a violent incident, I guess it's their policy, so I needed to come get him asap. I happened to see the other kid leaving the school with his dad as I was driving in and he stopped, motioned for me to stop and then apologized for his son's behavior. I apologized for my son hurting his and he said,"don't worry about it" and, "he was just doing what anyone would do" and drove off.

Needless to say, today was a good day :)
 
Shwagbag

Shwagbag

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whodatnation said:
man that sounds so perfect! thanks allot shwag :-( haha
I might go to the range just to get it out of my system!
or just have a gin and a fatty while swinging the club around in the yard hahah
:peace: bro
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I replaced the gin with hot damn but the strokes were plentiful!
 
whodatnation

whodatnation

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DST said:
where I grew up for part of my childhood it was quite close to the so called home of golf. We had council courses at practically aevery village that you could show your UB40 card (unemployment card) and pay a couple of quid to play. I never played though, too busy with football for golf.
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Hey thats awesome! goes against the stereotype that golf is an elitist sport.

Dezracer said:
Had to pick my son up from the YMCA early today because he bloodied another kid's nose, lol. I was going to pick him up early anyway for his martial arts class but had to get him an hour earlier than I planned.
I asked him what happened and he told me that it was the same kid he immobilized last week for shoving him against a wall. I have to say, I'm very happy he takes martial arts because he keeps his head and does just what's needed to diffuse a situation. This other kid is the same age as him but bigger. Last week my son grabbed his wrist and turned it forcing the kid to turn and bend over, then my son pushed his face to the ground by the back of his neck with his free hand. I was so proud when the principal gave the story. Today, the kid told him he got lucky last week and tried to punch my son in the face so he blocked the punch and countered with a punch to the kid's nose causing it to start gushing blood according to the Y leaders.

Of course, they called me and said he can't stay the rest of the day due a violent incident, I guess it's their policy, so I needed to come get him asap. I happened to see the other kid leaving the school with his dad as I was driving in and he stopped, motioned for me to stop and then apologized for his son's behavior. I apologized for my son hurting his and he said,"don't worry about it" and, "he was just doing what anyone would do" and drove off.

Needless to say, today was a good day :)
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haha! bully got what he deserved :-) I was a smaller kid amongst my piers and remember putting several of those jerks down lol. One never came back to school after his nose started bleeding again in the middle of class the next day lol... I wonder what happened?
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littlegrower2004 said:
shit i play golf weekly and still play bogey ahaha! dam 3 putts!!
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lol yeah Im kinda good at getting to the green.. but thats about it lol putt after putt ahah
realnyjuggalo23 said:
smart kid.........seems ur son have a no bullshit policy....very nice
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the best policy ;-)
Shwagbag said:
I replaced the gin with hot damn but the strokes were plentiful!
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Good to be out though I bet :-)
 
duchieman

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DST said:
Quality duchie, brought a giggle to this side of the world. So what sort of products to amish people go into town to buy? Surely if they buy anything they must be taking advantage of the modern worlds transport, distribution systems, etc..so I would have thought that they don't buy anything...oh well. I don't really know but it's quite fascinating. I saw this family on the TV who had left the amish community to go travelling around the world...to spread the word of God or something. Anyway, this guy is standing preaching in the middle of the street with his kid on his back, ffs, just wrong imo.
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Glad you got a kick out of it D. There's no shortage of these buggies around here. I'll answer your question below.

Shwagbag said:
Well they have to wash their asses like anyone else so they need soap! Baking goods, food, hardware, crafting supplies etc etc. I envy the Amish in many ways... I've often wondered what their position is on cannabis both spiritually and within their societies.
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Shwagbag said:
Not saying they don't by any means, they are very handy people and could most likely be self sufficient if they chose to live that way. They probably make all sorts of shit themselves, including one hell of a compost! They are pretty normal people these days though, they shop at Wal-Mart and go to the chiropractor. They run stores, buy and sell good like anyone else and pay taxes... Even use electricity as long as it is generated from propane as opposed to plugging into the grid.

They use propane electricity to power the tools in their wood shops and run their cash registers. LOL

When the shit hits the fan..... The Amish will be very wealthy hahah.
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You are very right there Shwagbag. I think that a lot when I think about the cost of fuel. These people will be just fine while we're all scrambling to survive.

Anyway, Wow, this picture definitely got a thousand words so I'll finish the story. As I'm wrapping up and heading back to my car an elderly couple is heading back to one of the buggies with bags in hand. Out of courtesy I asked if they minded that I was taking pictures of their horses and while the wife smiled shyly the little man says, "no, that's ok". "Ok, have a nice day", I say, and start to leave. Then I turned around and offered what I offer many people I run into and ask, " If I get some nice shots would you like to have copies?" I have no idea what the fack I was thinking when I did that but we ended up starting to talk and the old guy had an accent as Canadian as mine, complete with the Eh,... tabernacle! So as I'm entering directions to their church into my smartphone, along comes this large strapping younger fella holding his watch with a very puzzled look on his face. "What time you got", he asks the old man? I give him the time right away, and he explains, to the old man, that the town clock (in the background of the photo) is off. Well it was off by less than 10 minutes but this was a real concern to him, like he was late for something and had to hurry. Still the clock was off and the first thing I thought was, it must have been those quick power outages we've been having lately and it stopped the clock for a few and nobody's come to reset it yet. And now you know...the rest of the story. ;) Here's a few more from those shots. I had to classic one up.

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Gonna go line up some Pr0n now.
 
duchieman

duchieman

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Very nice man. Hold on. I'll be back. Mine aren't big like yours but they're sure frosty and I have some pics that better emphasize the frosty. Or so I think.
 
duchieman

duchieman

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See whodat, you got me going now. Extrema and a garden shot. Supercropped my Jack Hammer today too and those buds where pointing to the sky in no time.

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whodatnation

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I just came across this and spit all over my computer screen lol I wouldn't have laughed so hard if it weren't for the conversation earlier today.
 
DST

DST

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Online dating for Amish....so they have broadband now, lol. when will it end, they'll soon be driving cars....aaaaaggghhh. Lol..

Well an extremely quite night on RIU, I only had one of my threads waiting for me to view it this morning (yup, it was me old faithful the 600!!!!) Go on the 6!!!!

And whodat, I didn't know you where from China, lol..."all your pron belong to us" I can only hear a Chinese man saying that for some daft reason!

Hey folks, have a great one whatever you do.

Peace, DST
 
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