See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)

[Wolverine97]

Laffy Taffy.

 

[MomaPug]

"Water food," that was a true classic!

I think from now on whenever someone says or does something utterly inane or totally flops at what they try to do it should be called a tafbang ... they said a tafbang, they pulled a tafbang, they suffered a tafbang, it was a total tafbang, etc.

The word/name tafbang should share the same meaning as FUBAR and be RIU's version of it.

He has achieved true infamy here and he should forever be honored for it.

I not only apply taftbang to everyday situations now....I also think of people in terms of "little pots" and "big pots".........

 

[Wolverine97]

I not only apply taftbang to everyday situations now....I also think of people in terms of "little pots" and "big pots".........

See, now I think of people more as "little PITA" or "big PITA".

 

[growmomma]

Waterfood was definitely a classic. His fear of "fat rattle" was hilarious as well.

 

[Wetdog]

Damn Scarhole, now I'm going to have to sleep with TWO lights on!!!

I just hope I have enough Bourbon to get past that visual, my retinas are scorched!

Wet

 

[Wolverine97]

Damn Scarhole, now I'm going to have to sleep with TWO lights on!!!

I just hope I have enough Bourbon to get past that visual, my retinas are scorched!

Wet

taf wants to come "rough house" with you. Wet. Sexy.

 

[Brick Top]

taf wants to come "rough house" with you. Wet. Sexy.

Whatever you do, don't drop his bar of reddish-pink soap and bend over and pick it up while he's around!

 

[Burger Boss]

Hey....while you guys are half asleep.....I caught the Tafster trying to sneak aboard in full pirate regalia :




And......His two Dads decided to show up too..............




Have a great day, LOL........................BB

 

[collective gardener]

Waterfood was definitely a classic. His fear of "fat rattle" was hilarious as well.

Ok...tell me about where "fat rattle" came from. I must haved missed this one on his threads.

 

[growmomma]

Page 4, post #39. Taffy is worried abt "fat rattle" causing an avalanche of encyclopedias, but thinks he has it covered since there hasn't been anyone in his house that weighs over 200lbs. Maybe he had his moma put a scale at the front door for weigh-ins lmao.

 

[Brick Top]

Page 4, post #39. Taffy is worried abt "fat rattle" causing an avalanche of encyclopedias, but thinks he has it covered since there hasn't been anyone in his house that weighs over 200lbs. Maybe he had his moma put a scale at the front door for weigh-ins lmao.

He should have read those encyclopedias rather than just stack them to put a picnic basket with a couple inches of dirt in it and a few Roadside Red seedlings in it on top of.

 

[collective gardener]

We just got booted off of Taffs thread. I called for a retreat to the Fort. Prepare to secure the gates when the last member gets in.

 

[Burger Boss]

I'm thinkin' everyone got the word.........and watch the conversation......"Big Sister" may be eavesdropping.....






I just caught TaffyDaffy snooping around:>>>>




Best we rig for silent running for a spell, Mateys

 

[Brick Top]

We just got booted off of Taffs thread. I called for a retreat to the Fort. Prepare to secure the gates when the last member gets in.

Archers to the parapets, light the fires and bring the pots of oil to a boil, ready the catapults!

 

[Wetdog]

Archers to the parapets, light the fires and bring the pots of oil to a boil, ready the catapults!

Spread the pink soap!!!!

Wet

 

[MomaPug]

All present and accounted for...prepare to shut the gates.

 

[Brick Top]

All present and accounted for...prepare to shut the gates.
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Shut the gate and raise the drawbridge! Prepare to repel all invaders!

 

[djruiner]

Shut the gate and raise the drawbridge! Prepare to repel all invaders!

lucky me...i was still inside...i don't venture on to his thread...that would be a real "tafbang" move on my part

 

[legalizeitcanada]

lol....i ventured.....what a larf.....friggen epic.....thanks for the countless laughs guys!!

lucky me...i was still inside...i don't venture on to his thread...that would be a real "tafbang" move on my part

 

[Wolverine97]

Oh, what the fuck! Let me in assholes! It's cold and I swear I saw taf playing around with a riding crop just around the corner. DO NOT WANT!