The Retarded or Sculpted Plant Game

dajosh42069

Well-Known Member
Ok, while reading a "My plant looks retarded" thread, it suddenly hit me....people LOVE to see plants that are different. We've all seen a healthy plant thousands of times, in 1000's of pics (most of us anyway...), but people can't get enough of the strange and abnormal. SO, with that in mind, I give you.

THE RETARDED OR SCULPTED PLANT GAME

The concept is simple. Genetically abnormal, or mutated plants. Find one? Snap a shot and post it. Have one already? Post it now. Any plant you think looks just.....weird....post it!

And the second category is, through any method available, sculpt and/or design your own plant. Make shapes, or just make chaos, it's great practice for anyone who participates, and those of us who don't, will at least have a good show.

Anyway, let the madness begin, the rules are as follows;


#1) No fucking up your plant on purpose just to post pics!! That's not the idea here. (You may be asking "Who would?" But you be surprised at what people will do to make other think they're cool,. you have to remember, while most of us are here to learn, there is absolutely a percentage or people who are here simply to post their pics so that others will tell me "Wow, look at those plants, your soooooo cooooooool!!!!" Maybe not JUST like that, but...you get the idea)

#2)Were looking for genetic defects, aborations, abnormalities, mutations, and the like. NOT simply plants that were messed up by over fertilizing. (Now plants that were messed up by over microwaving are ok, despite the fact that doing so would be a CLEAR violation of Rule #1.


SCULPTING/DESIGNING

#1) A special category, for plants that are not defective, but have been human manipulated. Reputation points will be awarded (by those who like your work, NOT BY RIU) to those who (through any use they desire ((grafting, training, topping, fimming, ect...))) are able to manipulate the plant into the most unique design or look. IN EXAMPLE; Training the topped plant into the shape of a heart or something....granted, that's a little stupid, but do anything you like, make it fun!

Thats the rules! Have fun!!

Personally, due to the destructive nature of these projects and concepts, i recommend you use males. I've always firmly believed, that as long as your not interested in pollen, and find a male plant in your garden, you shouldn't kill it....you should TEST ON IT :fire: Males are good for experimenting on, topping, lsting, fimming, pruning, grafting, practice cloning, and so on. Or, use the leaves and make confections if you care to. I personally don't, but...the point is, males are still valuable to people who are learning. I'd suggest it to anyone whom takes their gardening more seriously then a passive hobby.

Anyway, GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!!!



(ps; I posted it here cause I thought a few people might get a kick out of it. enjoy)
 

Total Head

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i'm in. last summer i had this stupid plant. grew as a set of twins from a single seed. one twin died and the "thing" that resulted was downright ugly. i wish i took some better pics but here we go. first pic is blurry but you can see the twins with the two sets of coty leaves. the second pic is about 8 weeks into flower. ALL the branches except for the top two grew COMPLTETELY horizontally. i had to use plastic forks (yeah i went there. don't judge me) and tie the branches in the OPPOSITE direction of an lst just to keep the fucker from falling over. my god it was ugly. it smoked nice though.





apologies for the giant pics. the uploader on this site hasn't worked for me in weeks and i'm still learning about photobucket. and remember that the plant was WAY more busted looking in person.
 

bamfrivet

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I have a plant that had the first broad leaf break off in the soil before surfacing. Two leafs grew out of the busted up side so the plant is growing in a slight 'Y' shape.

Also I have a plant that had two leafs come out of one side at about 2 weeks old, it was the 3rd set of leafs.
 

dajosh42069

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hehe, awesome...I don't know if anyones ever grown bagseeds and HOPED for males. So they can be sculpted! ^_^
 

Total Head

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come on, guys. i know plenty of us have wretched pics of mutants and shit. i'm gonna put up another pic but it's not that ugly. current plant in bloom basically lollipopped itself. it shed most of its lower leaves and branches on its own. i did cut off a couple last week because it was obvious they would never amount to anything. i got lazy at some point with the lst and lost the effect, then i had to tie down some shit during flower. i don't know what the hell this plant resembles but i didn't do it on purpose, that's for sure. i guess it falls under the sculpture category. where are all the people with the fucked up plants? this is the best i can do people. help a muh fucka out.

edit: just an fyi, i was able to use the uploader when i clicked "basic uploader". i don't get it, either.
 

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Dizzle Frost

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sweet thread lol.....ima dig for my mutant freak pix right now..i got some crazy blueberry crosses somehere here
 

rosecitypapa

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Sculpting with vertical light

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The root crown is a little less than half way up from the bottom of the pic. The bottom buds are off the first node branches, reaching down like a tomato plant grown in a upside down bucket.
 

Dizzle Frost

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Heres some geneticly fubar blueberry.....freaks are kinda common in this strain...but this one plant was a total fuckup...it had NO top...the top grew into a fan leaf LOL this plant had NO budsites.

the other one is just a triploid....it hermed and was executed in a aggressive fashion

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dajosh42069

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Ahh, finally...we can look at genetic abnormalities and natures so called "mistakes" and no feel guilty doing it!



Heres some geneticly fubar blueberry.....freaks are kinda common in this strain...but this one plant was a total fuckup...it had NO top...the top grew into a fan leaf LOL this plant had NO budsites.

the other one is just a triploid....it hermed and was executed in a aggressive fashion

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I've wanted a tri-foliate for so long now...sux it hermied. And that other one...I can't make heads or tails of it....reading that the seriously grew strain up into a fan leaf made me lol @ my computer. I mean, it's like it's waving goodbye cause it's unwilling to grow budsites....lil rebel without a cause I suppose. :-P


I had a strange plant last summer. Looked fucked up and sick the whole time but ended up being some very good smoke.

Here's a pic...



If you want to see more here's the thread I did about them.

The Mysterious Life of my Mystery Nug
Wow...how much dry smoke you get off her?

And the leaves look real dark in the middle...I have some questions....
1) Is she sick of just a mutant?
2) If the latter applies, DOES it have mutant powers, like the X-Men?

:-D
 

dajosh42069

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Wow, I love those things! Tell me, are they randomly occurring genes? Or are there specific strains that are triploid?
 

Dizzle Frost

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Wow, I love those things! Tell me, are they randomly occurring genes? Or are there specific strains that are triploid?
In most cases they are genetically fubar from previous generations that were bred into them....blueberry i found to be the most mutated of anything ive grown....i think its the thai genes that doit...but there is rumors that DJ Short used a chem that caused the mutaions and hermie genes..he denies it. But other strains will mutate as well...so its natures jokester lol

Heres another BB cross that went mental on me....this one topped itself, grew extra nodes and double branches on the lowers..and a couple twin headed lower colas

thisis by far the biggest freak ive grown to date...pay close attention to the pix and yul see just how fucke dup she really was LOL..it produced nice bud tho

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Heres another
 

Dizzle Frost

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heres that plant flowered...this was the only plant that produced outa all the seeds i grew out of this....im throwing the rest of them in a tim hortens drive thru garden lol

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these are seedlings from the same seed batch...i culled these cuz they were to retarded for duty

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KlosetKing

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I had a strange plant last summer. Looked fucked up and sick the whole time but ended up being some very good smoke.

Here's a pic...



If you want to see more here's the thread I did about them.

The Mysterious Life of my Mystery Nug
Hate to be the one to say it, but that looks more like a PH problem (hence the twisting) resluting in a, and i could be wrong on the nute here, a Mg or Mb def? Either way, im thinking Ph issues leading to nute lockout, not a mutant imo =(

Which leads me to my 'mutant' which also may not be necessarily a mutant. It actually grew into the lights and did some minor cola damage. After about 2 weeks of being stunted, it skyrockets and starts shooting other colas out of its side. You can see its similarity to the other colas, the strain definitely showed some strange traits.

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