How would you deal with a trouble-maker in your neighborhood? Listen to this..

cannabisguru

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Alright.. I still live in the same house that I grew up in. I inherited this house, and I never plan on selling it. I might move one day, but I'll keep this property/house no matter what. If I ever do move out of state (planning on doing so in the next 10 years or so).. I'll probably set this house up as a rental, since its paid for. House note has been paid off.. so I could do that.. and that alone would bring in around an extra $800.00/month if not a little more because its a 3 bedroom house, 2600sqft, 2 full bathrooms/2car garage... and the house is very very well built. Its a brick house.. and we all know how sturdy these houses are.

Anyhow, this kid named JACKASS (a year or two younger than I am) has lived on the street over from mine.. but we live in the same neighborhood. Anyhow, the kid seriously has some mental problems... his dad, who's a dick (I mean that in the worst way too).. and his mom, well, I never had any problem with his mom. The only person I have a problem with.. is their son, Matthew. I even grew up with this dudes sister.. Kim. Her and I got along just fine.. she went to the same private school that I did.. but she started school a year late.. so she was a year or less older than I am. She used to be freaking hot.. a total bombshell. But, I heard she got into the hardcore drugs and had like two babies.. or something.

Anyhow, to keep with the story here.. her brother Matthew, has also been arrested numerous times for drugs.. and as far as I know, he hasn't changed at all. Well, here for the past 4 or 5 weeks.. this punk as been driving by my house constantly!! I wouldn't even care if it weren't for the fact that he comes flying by my house (residential zone) at very very high and uncontrollable speeds.. and thats what pisses me off because I have a nephew and two nieces that come over to visit pretty often.. and they like to play outside.. and if that motherfucker was to ever even come close to hitting one of them... game over.. period. That's where it would end for him.. no joke. So yeah, dude's been driving by my house at high rates of speed, peeling out and all kinds of other shit. He'll come by slow sometimes, and yell shit out his car window.. and I can hear it sometimes.

Anyhow, I'm too old to play fucking games with people.. especially this kid. I'm not going to stoop down to his low level of immaturity.. so I went and bought a digital camera/camcorder. I've gotten him 3 times on video coming by doing his crazy shit.. and I have yet to call the cops. Why? because I'm going to let this shit pile up.. and when I feel like I have more than enough evidence to do some good.. then I'll call the cops on his ass.

I've even thought about (since he has a drug history) calling up one of my old homeboys and getting some coke.. just a little bit.. and then go incognito and put the baggy of coke inside his little gas tank lid.. and then calling the cops on his ass. Momma didn't raise no fool.. ;)

But, I won't be doing that either. This morning.. I got home from the store.. came inside the house.. and about 10 minutes after I got home, I hear a siren.. but I had just switched on my tv and surround sound.. so I thought maybe it was on the tv.. Nope. It was a city cop.. coming down my street with his lights and siren on.. but he wasn't going all that fast. So, I get dressed and decide to go and see where the copper had gone. I get into my truck.. and sure enough, the copper was down at the dudes house. Now, see.. his momma and daddy still live there too.. so he lives with mommy and daddy.. probably because he's too fucking ignorant/retarded to get a job. So, I drive right by the front of their house... to see what was going on.. but Matts car wasn't there.. only his dad was there. His dad was outside on the front porch talking to the officer.. and when I drove by they didn't even look my way, so i went on back home. I'm 99% sure, that his dad.. called the cops on him for something. That family is always fighting and getting into arguments and shit.. they're the definition of a 'Dis-functional' family.

Anyhow, I have these three videos of this kid coming by my house.. peeling out and coming around the corner at very high rates of speed.. if for some reason the cop comes to my house after he leaves their house.. then I'll break out my evidence.. if not.. then I'll let the kid do whatever he wants to do.. and make sure I get it on video for evidence. I'm done playing fucking games with this kid.

Anyhow, what would you guys do about this kid? I thought about throwing a shit load of nails right in the street, right in front of his house.. but thats something I would have done when I was a teen/kid. I'm almost 30 years old now.... and I don't need this extra stress from this punk.. I've got enough problems. So again, what would you guys do?

Thanks!

and peace to all of ya's!
 

dava

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do what the father does in malcom in the middle!

put aload of concrete down and make a speed bump! he would get some serious air! haha
 

woodsmaneh!

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I think lots of people think those thoughts, get them busted but never act on them, it's just frustration with the issue. Is it you he's targeting or is he a flake? Other people in the hood must notice and have kids, they will get tired of him and call the cops, so just chill and ignore him.
 

PussymOneyWeed

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Why is everybody so afraid to resort to primal nature? What would a caveman do in this situation? Get a big ass club made out of a branch and when he drives by throw that shit at his windshield. If and when he gets out of the car, you then beat HIM with the stick. Then you go start a fire and invent the wheel.


Were goin back to caveman days round this hereeee.
 

Corso312

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i would first keep kids out of street, and i never call police. ever . this kid sounds like a retard, i would imagine that he will be in and out of jail for a long time, stop videotaping people and mind your own business. good luck
 

chichi

Active Member
Tell the kids to stay away from the street (should anyways) and that punk will have his ass handed to him by someone else eventually.
You really want cops at your door for a statement??
 

TokeSmoker420

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fuck him, doesnt sound like hes doin anything that bad to be honest, if he isnt robbing your house or fuckin around with you, whats the point?
 

Louis541

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Start by removing his name from your weed growing account....

seriously, you put his first and last name up? That's about as stupid as you can be. Now i know so much about this guy, and I know exactly where you live.

What is it with people posting full names on here lately?
oh yeah, i'm gonna report this for your own good, to get that very sensitive info off of here.
 

fdd2blk

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ghost ride a bicycle into the street next time he passes by. or roll a basketball in front of him.

or just toss a brick.

:)
 

SirPsycho

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you serious dude? mind your own business, the guy is not hurting you like some people here have said. confront the guy and tell him to respect the neighborhood by going at decent speeds and if he continues tell him you'll call the cops. wham bam!
 

BOOGS

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id do it all gorrilla style go there late at night while their all sleepin slit all the tired and bust out the front window with a brick and write on the brick "slow down children at play" I think he'll get the hint just dont get caught doin it love vandalizim best way to get someone back is to wreck their shit haha
 
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