Thank you Mrs. Trichome, the snail is painted on the top part of a metal stool I found. I used to slash/break my own paintings when I was angry. Kinda cathartic haha...The ex girlfriend story is funny. Two seperate occasions. She didn't slash them, she kung fu chopped em with her bare hands. 4 feet 11 inches of tasmanian devil. The silliest part is that she is a pretty well known singer from that disgusting american idol show, who turned out to have a LOT of anger issues. HA.
TATTOOS? hahahah I was hoping it was paint! That female bigfoot is going to give me nightmares. The crazy X looked EXACTLY the way you pictured it!