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TrynaGroSumShyt

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I'll tell you what's crazy!
Hi, I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse in Weekapaug!
Due to a craigslist error we are currently overstocked on Large, Filthy Used Strap-ons of Unknown Origins and need to recoup out warehouse space immediately!
Bad news for us, but GREAT news for YOU!!!
We're offering 50% off our complete line of Large, Filthy Used Strap-ons of Unknown Origin for our 3rd annual Large, Filthy Used Strap-ons of Unknown Origins Sale!
There are pink ones with brown stains, tan ones with brown stains, and the ever popular blue ones with AND without brown stains for all you Avatar lovers out there!
At Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse in Weekapaug, we understand that the bad economy has hit everyone hard so, for the next 36 hours we've offering our ENTIRE line of Large, Filthy Used Strap-ons of Unknown Origins at below wholesale cost to the public!
Just mention this ad at time of purchase to receive your discount, and remember: at Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse in Weekapaug we feel your pain and have just the thing to soothe the sore bungholes of recession!
Some would ask: "Can I afford to go to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse in Weekapaug to buy a Large, Filthy Used Strap-on of Unknown Origins?".
Well, with Valentine's Day just around the corner can you afford NOT to come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse in Weekapaug to get your own Large, Filthy Used Strap-on of Unknown Origins?
No!!
So help us make room in our warehouses and stop in today to make sure you don't miss your chance to buy one of our steeply discounted Large, Filthy Used Strap-on of Unknown Origins for that special "someone" whom you know needs a good Filthy Used Strap-on of Unknown Origins to make their Valentine's Day a day to remember forever!
At Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse in Weekapaug, we always buy at the lowest prices and pass the savings on to youuuuu!
*Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman Emporium and Warehouse is located just 2 blocks South of Route 2 in Weekapaug
lmao, i hope you aint type all that, when you coulda youtubed it
[video=youtube;YtespeLin2c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtespeLin2c[/video]
 

duchieman

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Doobie, that was hilarious and I haven't even watched the vid yet. Took me a few minutes settling to read the final pitch. Rep for making me laugh, even though it was at the peak of a really good buzz. Well, gotta recharge.
 

bassman999

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@Dez Nirvana has lost a customer in me, b4 I even even bought from them. Customer support is the only thing that separates all those competing companies in my book.
@Doobie Funny!!
@Drop great looking girls, and I wanna try those pots soon!
@Dst you always have those great plants and advice!
 

Dezracer

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I'm also a huge Family Guy fan and found that way too funny.

My nickname amongst friends and screen name on some other sites is Giggidy. I get called just Giggidy, 'Giggidy' followed by my first name, 'Giggidy' followed by my last name, etc. It's the name that appears on any email sent from my phone too, lol. Gotta love Quagmire, fuckin pimp, haha
 

Dezracer

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Anyone else seen this:

[video=youtube;QS-aerse5Ig]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS-aerse5Ig&feature=topvideos[/video]
 

Dezracer

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Case in point:
[video=youtube;f8nKARNRe1U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8nKARNRe1U&feature=rec-LGOUT-real_rev-rn-1r-12-HM[/video]
 

Dezracer

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Last one I promise but this has always been a favorite of mine:
[video=youtube;-slZNNxk9a4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-slZNNxk9a4&NR=1[/video]

Love the weatherman. "not too bad" :eyesmoke:
 

Dezracer

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Dezer Racer were you at again in socal?
Wouldn't you like to know...

J/K, South Orange County.

Is somebody that might live near me putting 2 & 2 together? I like meeting people from here so it's all good.

Just do me the favor of PMing me if you live near me or think you know who I am, please.
 

Gopedxr

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Really? I am originally from the bay area walnut creek but got friends all over. Come on down bassman sometime for a weekend. We could all get together talk about ideas. I myself am trying to buy a house and get two tents goin. Ideas and friends from this site can be a great thing.
 

bassman999

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Really? I am originally from the bay area walnut creek but got friends all over. Come on down bassman sometime for a weekend. We could all get together talk about ideas. I myself am trying to buy a house and get two tents goin. Ideas and friends from this site can be a great thing.
Born in San Jose, moved up more North though when I was 11.
 
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