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fatality

fatality

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thedoc08 said:
When you prioritize correctly, and put health before your plants, you should get some Jack3d. Once I mixed 2 tablespoons of Jack3d with a gallon of water and started my seedlings on a Jack3d regimen. At first I couldn't believe when their size doubled every day for a week straight. At the end of day 10, my seedling was a whopping 85 feet tall. When I ran out of books to remove on day 6, I put a hole in my floor, and my mommy was able to use the edges of my picnic basket as a footrest while watching TV downstairs. When day 7 started the plant was bent at the ceiling, and since I don't have a basement, I had to put a hole in my roof. Anyhow, by day 10 my plant is pretty much extending 60 feet above my house, but I notice something odd. There is only one leaf per node, and the nodes alternate between left right. After realizing that my unconventional growing techniques had nothing to do with my plants success, and that they were magic beans the whole time, I climbed up my plant and chilled with the giant up there for a while. He made me some bread and we watched Rachael Ray.
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^------ epic
 
fatality

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just spray painted my bubble cloner green , he he , im mildly buzzed off fumes, but hey, it turned out pimpin
 
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frmrboi

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thedoc08 said:
When you prioritize correctly, and put health before your plants, you should get some Jack3d. Once I mixed 2 tablespoons of Jack3d with a gallon of water and started my seedlings on a Jack3d regimen. At first I couldn't believe when their size doubled every day for a week straight. At the end of day 10, my seedling was a whopping 85 feet tall. When I ran out of books to remove on day 6, I put a hole in my floor, and my mommy was able to use the edges of my picnic basket as a footrest while watching TV downstairs. When day 7 started the plant was bent at the ceiling, and since I don't have a basement, I had to put a hole in my roof. Anyhow, by day 10 my plant is pretty much extending 60 feet above my house, but I notice something odd. There is only one leaf per node, and the nodes alternate between left right. After realizing that my unconventional growing techniques had nothing to do with my plants success, and that they were magic beans the whole time, I climbed up my plant and chilled with the giant up there for a while. He made me some bread and we watched Rachael Ray.
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Hostile wit is a symptom of mental illness, look after your own health.
I feel sorry for people like you and the bulk of the posters here actually, what kind of empty existance are you living to waste time constructing slop like this.
 
NLXSK1

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frmrboi said:
Hostile wit is a symptom of mental illness, look after your own health.
I feel sorry for people like you and the bulk of the posters here actually, what kind of empty existance are you living to waste time constructing slop like this.
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Oh Pulllease!!! That was F'in funny... Hopefully someone gets you a sense of humor for Christmas
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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frmrboi said:
Hostile wit is a symptom of mental illness, look after your own health.
I feel sorry for people like you and the bulk of the posters here actually, what kind of empty existance are you living to waste time constructing slop like this.
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Hostile wit? That was a true story.
 
fatality

fatality

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my bottle of mike's hard lemonade says on the side " if you're gonna be original, you can count on being copied" i do like that quote a lot, all i hope is that taffbang is copyin this idea he is doin, and not being original
 
NLXSK1

NLXSK1

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Lets review for the class...

The OP is Taffy... Who apparently

1. Is growing in his parents house without their knowledge and/or permission.
2. Has a college education but no job and no job prospects with the exception of the military.
3. Has plans to become a weed baron (in his parents house - See #1) to avoid going into the military.
4. Has already lost 25% of his grow... primarily because -
5. It is 6 plants in a 2 cubic foot or less area of soil contained by a PICNIC BASKET ontop of a # of books (which diminishes by the day) ontop of a stool ontop of a table in the middle of his bedroom because the only usable light source he has is his ceiling light.
6. Is planning to completely upgrade his grow space with that fat wad of cash in the Christmas card from Grandma.
7. Has managed to get grade A pussy while the roads were impassable for him. (must mean the supermodels are driving to his place with no problem) or....
8. Has decided that his plants dont need no stinkin 12/12...

And we are haters? ROFLMAO!!!
 
wally nutter

wally nutter

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frmrboi said:
Hostile wit is a symptom of mental illness, look after your own health.
I feel sorry for people like you and the bulk of the posters here actually, what kind of empty existance are you living to waste time constructing slop like this.
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you are a poster who is correct
 
wally nutter

wally nutter

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NLXSK1 said:
Lets review for the class...

The OP is Taffy... Who apparently

1. Is growing in his parents house without their knowledge and/or permission.
2. Has a college education but no job and no job prospects with the exception of the military.
3. Has plans to become a weed baron (in his parents house - See #1) to avoid going into the military.
4. Has already lost 25% of his grow... primarily because -
5. It is 6 plants in a 2 cubic foot or less area of soil contained by a PICNIC BASKET ontop of a # of books (which diminishes by the day) ontop of a stool ontop of a table in the middle of his bedroom because the only usable light source he has is his ceiling light.
6. Is planning to completely upgrade his grow space with that fat wad of cash in the Christmas card from Grandma.
7. Has managed to get grade A pussy while the roads were impassable for him. (must mean the supermodels are driving to his place with no problem) or....
8. Has decided that his plants dont need no stinkin 12/12...

And we are haters? ROFLMAO!!!
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you are sucha punk, can you just stop, its so pointless dude. grow up, find a girlfriend, or boyfriend, w/e youre into. and do that. no one wants you here. seriously. only one interested in your posts is yourself.
 
wally nutter

wally nutter

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i still stand by this fact. brick top, you are a gigantic dick. yes you posted links you gave info bla bla bla. but dont you get it, you posted links. stuff that is available to anyone. its none of your intellectual property but yet you seem to think so. also, youre a dick. youre a dick and, a dick is you...

one last note, youre a fucking dick, no one likes you, except other dicks.

make this your avatar please!!
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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I think 3-5 members don't like Brick Top out of the countless others that have respect for his willingness to share his knowledge.
 
wally nutter

wally nutter

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thedoc08 said:
I think 3-5 members don't like Brick Top out of the countless others that have respect for his willingness to share his knowledge.
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my opinion still stands. sure he have some respect, but hes still a dick. you cant deny that

he shares knowledge but with an attitude that is utterly and completely unessential
 
thedoc08

thedoc08

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If your perception of being a dick is someone that is blunt an honest, then sure if it makes you feel better inside, he's a dick.
 
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frmrboi

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wally nutter said:
my opinion still stands. sure he have some respect, but hes still a dick. you cant deny that

he shares knowledge but with an attitude that is utterly and completely unessential
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Pretty much sums up my opinion of the guy too.
A seductive psychopath is my diagnosis.
 
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