The UK Growers Thread!

[Don Gin and Ton]

look for the odd double serrated leaf here and there, and it will have a very viney structure. which breeder did you go for? the real deal is clone only but some breeders are getting pretty close

 

[teddiekgb123]

Not sure where it came from......friend of a friend of a friend. I do see a lot of double serrated leaves. Sorry for the blurry pic, my camera sucks.

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[tip top toker]

Hehe, not sure if my cloning gel has somehow matured with age, but it's around 6 months past it's best before date on the cap and well, i've never seen my cheese fully rooted in 5 days, the other clone is yellowed but can't see a root, but the first one is ready for the DWC with fuzzy roots all over

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

Not sure where it came from......friend of a friend of a friend. I do see a lot of double serrated leaves. Sorry for the blurry pic, my camera sucks.

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hmmm thats a few more than usual. check back a page or so and have a look at tip top tokers cheese for comparison or check out the cheesefather's thread https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/125765-cheese-whole-cheese-nothing-but-202.html

 

[tip top toker]

There's a random pic, as don mentions, there's not an over abundance of the double serration

 

[teddiekgb123]

I posted an example which had a lot of serrations. Some of the leaves have a lot and some have very few and everything in between. Is that normal for cheese or are the serrations consistent throughout the plant? Thanks again for the input.

 

[tip top toker]

Looking at mine, there are no massively serrated leaves, all just seem average with serrations here and there.

 

[dura72]

I came home from work to find our son had smashed our tv with the Wii remote.

"Did he have the strap on?" I asked my wife.
"No, I thought I'd let you punish him." she said.

 

[brock]

checked my kief catcher grinder last night because i aint looked at my stash in a while, all weve been smoking latley is cheese so i took a guess that 95% of the crystal there was from the cheese. so made some cheese hash (squidgy cheese never took a pic tho) and it was fucking lovely.

so iv taped the kief section up, gonna use it from know until i go to amsterdam, use it in amsterdam for the week im there, use it for a week when i come back and then empty all the crystal goodness and make more hash, hoping this will be some super hash because it will be sealed for 4 weeks, for 3 weeks it will be mostly ched as usual but 1 week it will just be good dutch shit going through it

 

[welshsmoker]

swim. is starting a clone farm if anyone is interested.. pm me...

 

[dura72]

Real Notes to British Milkmen
* Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one.
* Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk.
* Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
* Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk.
* Sorry about yesterday's note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round.
* When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress.
* Please send me details about cheap milk as I am stagnant. Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
* From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk.
* My back door is open. Please put milk in fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table in pence, because we want to play bingo tonight.
* Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday.
* When you leave the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk.

 

[dura72]

When I dumped my girlfriend I said, "It's not me, it's you".

She said, "Don't you mean 'it's not you, it's me'?"

I said, "No, get out of my house fatty.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

swim. is starting a clone farm if anyone is interested.. pm me...

LMFAO swim.......

 

[greenjambo]

When I dumped my girlfriend I said, "It's not me, it's you".

She said, "Don't you mean 'it's not you, it's me'?"

I said, "No, get out of my house fatty.

You'r some boy dura! Get me in tears every morning wi some of you'r stuff!
Sup, Anyhow Peeps! Man, see those poor folks stuck on the m8 since yest morning! Services need to get fingers out asses! What do we pay their wages for! Now thats a joke!

 

[tip top toker]

Next years gonna be a bit of an interesting one. flatmate has some issues goping on in his life so is gonna be heading abroad end of december to fix things up, so i'm either looking for a new place, or somehow working out how to cover £800 a month rent. Would just chuck a tent in the other room and sell anything that comes out of it, but well, the landlords know quite precisely my working situations. Things just went a bit wobbly in my game plan.

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

new flatmate?

 

[tip top toker]

new flatmate?

Would be the most likely option. But i don't want some boring serious sensible flatmate like last time who looks upon cannabis as the devils statutory instrument or such unfortunately they seem to be the majority in this kind of price range just been offered another job so think that if i take it, the 4 should be getting me enough, figure if i'm earning just £1200 a month i can take the whole palce and sell a little bit here and there should the £400 a month not be enough.

Alternatively i follow suit and jump on a plane, it's long overdue. Thinking a year in Canada, should be able to grow no trouble there, and can also finally learn to snowboard

 

[Don Gin and Ton]

well if it was in the offing i say fuck the uk its gone to the dogs anyway man. or alternatively get a hot new female flatmate

 

[dura72]

get a hooker run a brothel now your a pimp and a dealer. sex on tap and u could run a webcam and sell it on the net.

 

[dura72]

I just joined the Raccoons.

Its a car recovery service for black people