Question About Anal Sex

[ganja girl]

Glad you appreciated the humor. I thought it was funny too

 

[Retris]

Glad you appreciated the humor. I thought it was funny too

Lol oh yea, I def appreciate humor/sarcasm to the fullest.

 

[Electro87]

Great thread can it get any better?

 

[jwop]

i got some mud on my helmet last night. i put another notch on my belt

 

[theexpress]

cocaine.... not only does it make bitches horny..... but it is good for numbing too.... ya catch my drift... ?

 

[jwop]

haha ... 60 bucks for some buttsecks isnt a bad deal at all

 

[theexpress]

the best feeling in da world is to bust a nutt in a chicks ass............ i just cant help but to nutt sooo fucking much

 

[redivider]

i would have to say that busting in a girls mouth during a premium blowjob and watching her swallow like if it were the source of life itself is much better.

 

[lerellion]

Go buy some anal ease (google ot) this is the best shit on the planet for anal - but don't be a pig and force her. remeber do unto others as you would have them do unto you .....

 

[jwop]

i would have to say that busting in a girls mouth during a premium blowjob and watching her swallow like if it were the source of life itself is much better.

had this been a blowjob thread ... some people might give a shit ... but its not ... and we dont

 

[ganja girl]

A young woman marries a Greek man. Her mother tells her, ‘If he ever asks you to rollover, you just get up and pack up your stuff and come home. Now, remember what I’ve said to you.’

A few years go by and while they’re in bed the Greek says, ‘Honey why don’t you rollover?’ With that the girl gets up and starts to pack her clothes. And he asks, ‘What’s wrong, what did I do?’

She says, ‘My mother told me if you ever asked me to rollover I should pack my things and move back home.’
He says, ‘But, honey, I just thought it was time we had children.’

 

[jwop]

A young woman marries a Greek man. Her mother tells her, ‘If he ever asks you to rollover, you just get up and pack up your stuff and come home. Now, remember what I’ve said to you.’

A few years go by and while they’re in bed the Greek says, ‘Honey why don’t you rollover?’ With that the girl gets up and starts to pack her clothes. And he asks, ‘What’s wrong, what did I do?’

She says, ‘My mother told me if you ever asked me to rollover I should pack my things and move back home.’
He says, ‘But, honey, I just thought it was time we had children.’

you should have titled that post "greek story" instead of "greek joke"

shit happens

 

[theexpress]

A young woman marries a Greek man. Her mother tells her, ‘If he ever asks you to rollover, you just get up and pack up your stuff and come home. Now, remember what I’ve said to you.’

A few years go by and while they’re in bed the Greek says, ‘Honey why don’t you rollover?’ With that the girl gets up and starts to pack her clothes. And he asks, ‘What’s wrong, what did I do?’

She says, ‘My mother told me if you ever asked me to rollover I should pack my things and move back home.’
He says, ‘But, honey, I just thought it was time we had children.’

lol.......NOW ROLL OVER!!!

 

[IAm5toned]

dont make her mad, or else she will clench up her buttcheeks and rip your shit off....

 

[High Time 420]

my buddy refuses to get mud on his helmet ... hates the idea ... i called him a faggot which we came to the conclusion was an oxymoron

"mud on his helmet" , I'm cracking up over that!!!

Sounds like you just got out of jail? LOL

LOL

This is how you get her to give up the booty. You let her get on top of you and start playing with the turd cutter. Ya gotta be real gentle and she'll giggle and say it tickles. Then you stick a pinky up there. Don't jam it in there or anything. Gentle is the key. You gotta talk to her all the while. Real soft yet dirty. Chicks dig the dirty talk. Tell her that her balloon knot is precious to you and you'd never do anything to hurt it. Basically, just play with her asshole and talk dirty to her and be patient. I can't stress this enough! They all come around in their own time.

It really is that easy.

You my friend are correct! Listen to him OP!

If she doesnt want to then dont make her do it. How about she gets a dildo and rams it up your ass first then see how you feel. Asshole!!

It sounds like you have an extra large dildo in you when you had written that roachwagon.

I once dated a guy who was obsessed with my ass. He had to do me in my butt at least once a week or he got cranky. The only way I could stand it was to use my vibe straight on my clit. After I started doing that I loved it as much as he did.

As far as him finally "getting his helmet muddy" (What an AWESOME saying!) it took a lot of persistence and almost 2 months on his part.

2 Months for your ass, you gave that up pretty qiuck i think! Top Girl You Are.

 

[ma0ma0ma0]

i enjoy anal sex. giving, and receiving.

 

[IAm5toned]

yikes!

to each his own then

 

[Massiv3]

LOL I don't have time to read all of this hilarious garbage, but man you made me bust out laughing when you asked this question.

I don't know what could be more fulfilling during sex other than pleasing a woman. sounds like you are trying to fulfill your own intentions while having sex, which is a great way to limit your ability to feel

 

[Milesmkd]

If she doesnt want to then dont make her do it. How about she gets a dildo and rams it up your ass first then see how you feel. Asshole!!

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!! Hahaha thus made me laugh so fukin hard!!

 

[JUST GROW IT]

All women are freaks!
It just takes the right man to bring it out of her