if you have ever grown pot or are going to. THIS IS YOUR BIBLE

[askiba]

damnit i forgot the shaman... fuck!

 

[Delux83]

hahaha just read that to my girl and she replies with sounds like what u did with your first grow

 

[Delux83]

btw im gonna still this on post it on another forum but ill give u credit

 

[baaamalaaam]

Lol!
Awesome... +rep!
I've been growing for a while now, and I still have vivid dreams about my plants dying all the time!
It's always some shitty grow room in an abandoned, decaying barn or ag building, lol.

 

[jack the beanstalk]

In my dream I keep picking and trying the bud green until the plant has nothing left.

 

[youngmoneygmc]

Damn I laughed my ass off cause some of dat was me

 

[farmboss]

wow

i laughed at EVERY SINGLE new paragraph. perrrfect.

 

[mushroom head]

that was funny as shit and im high as shit

 

[Magnificient]

If my first plant hadn't died from a toxic overdose we would all be living in its shade right now. Thanks for the fun read.

 

[420BongRips]

"now after they have popped you need to dump gallons and gallons of water on them and as much ferts as possible try to keep the top of the pot level with ferts, even if it covers the plant all the way up."

Lol

 

[kingofqueen]

Wow how helpful ! I can just imagine all the info starved newbies who read this in disappointment .

 

[Delux83]

i thought it was one of the most useful post ive seen in awhile. Doesnt tell you anything you should do directly but isnt telling you what you shouldnt do the same thing as telling u what you should do........

 

[TheJointProject]

Priceless....

 

[BoomerBloomer57]

So that's what I'm doing wrong.
Damnit all, a Shaman.
I thought I was supposed to be using a SHAMWOW!

Back to the bong,,,,,,,,,,

bb57^

ftp

 

[Mouth orgasm]

Cheers for boosting my sales on sharmans. WHY WOULD YOU STAB HIM IN THE BACK!? man, sharmans are loyal :\

 

[Bradass86]

i shit myself. OP is troll of the day

 

[Grim Reefa]

rofl i like!!!

 

[dtRepeat]

lol, funny thing is, im just at the very ending stage of my first grow ever..and for a little whle i didn't get that it was a joke :/

shows how extreme, but realistic, a noob grow goes lol

 

[trustyslyboy]

Lmao great shit

 

[Theowl]

Shouldn't have read this at work man !!! Had me crying I was laughing so hard! Oh, that's good stuff....