Quotes You Heard While Baked that Blew Your Mind

[fistfulofganja]

"The purpose of life is a life of purpose"

this one really got to me. had me thinking for about 30 seconds
until i forgot what i was thinking about of course (classic)
then i remembered and pondered some more

feel free to post some interesting quotes

 

[NorthernChronic]

"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top." -Hunter S. Thompson

 

[FRESHLIFE]

"You are looking at me like you either want to fuck me or fight me... either way, you're going down!"

 

[Virgin of Growing]

"Why.. Why Not?"

 

[DoctorLembo]

"FUCK YOU! fuck who? Yes you. Guess who? Then Who? Not You." lol i packed the bowl, smoked and cashed it during ur trip bro, heres the other half of the joint I just rolled and smoked.

 

[Rastamoney]

"Fat people are hard to kidnap."

 

[Balzac89]

Possessions own you.

 

[Yourmomno]

"want some cheetos?"

 

[NorthernChronic]

Here's some for the Canadians:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFuKkM-tqN0&feature=related

 

[Total Head]

me: watch the road!!

stoner friend: what road?

 

[eastsidebagel]

Not exactly blew my mind but got me thinking for a while: "The art of living is earning respect without appearing smuggish about it."

 

[DoobieDrewbie]

"If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed."

I thought this was fucking epic when i first read it baked out of my skull.

 

[JXChaos]

"do you like getting handjobs? yes!? do you like giving hanjobs? ew noo!! then your a hipicriter too" haha harold kumar 2

 

[eljeffo41]

We are who we pretend to be. Fear of responsibility makes cowards of us all!Oh well whatever never mind.

 

[Cancler]

Burger King: Anyway you want it
Kumar Patelllll:1 Sometimes myt dad wants me to be like him cuz its good fur me or cuz he wants me to the his legacy or something
Stoned~~~

 

[keller420]

me-dude its like 5 oclock
stoned/drunk ass friend-man its just time

we said that for about a month after that night....we were fucked

 

[treehuger84]

"life is a powerful play and you MUST contribute a verse"- William Shakespeare

 

[jackdaknife]

"I see the puppet, but where is the puppeteer?"

 

[poopoo1964]

No matter where you go.... There you are.


I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

 

[sk'mo]

"No matter how I struggle and strive/ I'll never get outta this world alive"
- Hank Williams
"Rain a pour/ but a dirt it tough"
- Bob Marley