someone in my yard

[MajoR_TokE]

i hate when they tell me their age.

Took you long enough.

 

[durban poison]

How about some trellis's?
Stick them all along the top of the fence, not strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing over. Line the ground edges, from fence to about 6ft out with washing line and have tin cans with stones in them, attached to it every 3ft. Whoever tries to climb over will crash to the ground, tripping the lines and cans, alerting you in time to stick a heavy gauge shotgun out the window and blow their sorry ass to HELL!!!! Or, whatever appropriate ending you prefer !

 

[granitestate]

so far i like the tent idea and some sort of perimeter alarm(rocks in cans or something along those lines)

 

[fdd2blk]

so far i like the tent idea and some sort of perimeter alarm(rocks in cans or something along those lines)

what's wrong with a lion?

 

[durban poison]

Failing that.....get Hawthorn bushes! No fucker's going through that!!

 

[soccerdad420]

kungfu monkey will smoke less

 

[fdd2blk]

kungfu monkey will smoke less

yeah, but they make a hell of a mess in the kitchen and they never clean up.

 

[dankie]

You could get a Caracal.

If you have children under 7 this may not work for you.

 

[granitestate]

well if you get a caracal then youd have to get the lion to eventually kill it, then youd have to get a shotgun to the kill the lion, then a joint to kill the homicidal thoughts. so fuck, i guess it just might work out

 

[tckfui]

where can I get said caracal... they look like their crazy nuts. I'd get one just for the hell of it... and if wards of pot theives like clown spooge than thats just killing like 5 birds with one cat.

 

[durban poison]

You could get a Caracal.

If you have children under 7 this may not work for you.

Will it eat the buds?

 

[good_2_go]

i went through the same shit lol. i ended up digging 2 7ft plants up and replanted them, that was the only good solution i could thnk of. Pisses me off tho

 

[pencap]

Lots of fish hooks on trot lines... set up just about eye level.........maybe a bell or two....one trebble hook in the eye...that dude is stayin in the yard till the lion/caracra/shotgun gets there....

 

[iFeeLikeDying]

id just do what every californian would do, shoot the fucker.. or fire off a couple buck shots in the air atleast

 

[bwinn27]

get a little wireless web cam or put barb wire on the top of your fence if i was growing in my yard i would do both

 

[bwinn27]

use rock salt it hurts bad

 

[diesel mecanix]

Nobody fucks with a lion.

 

[panessa]

where can I get said caracal... they look like their crazy nuts. I'd get one just for the hell of it... and if wards of pot theives like clown spooge than thats just killing like 5 birds with one cat.

clown spooge will keep people from stealing my plants? I've got fucking jars of the stuff. +rep cuz I'm stealing the term clown spooge.

 

[Hank]

I have a few dogs and i pity anyone who steps foot on my property. So get a dog.

Hank.

 

[kgreens]

i would sleep with that and have great dreams