Creepy Situation With an Older Lady

HoLE

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So I've been working at the same place for a little over 2 years, and this lady has been coming there pretty often since I started, she's like a regular customer... About a year ago she started sort of coming onto me and became extremely flirtatious and I felt really uncomfortable from the beginning... She's more than twice my age and older than my mom, and has a son a year younger than me! So one day after the usual shit she gave me her phone number and told me I should come over and get in the hot tub. (wtf?!) - that was like 4 or 5 months ago... Ever since then I've been trying to avoid her, every time she comes in she asks for me, every time I'm there I tell other coworkers to handle her because I don't want to even look at her the situation has become so awkward. She's started using this tactic that traps me into having to talk to her, the shit is so annoying.

So what kind of advice do you have for this unusual situation?
when I was 15 just turning 16 I fucked this guys wife,,she was 30,,it was awesome,,her husband sexually assaulted a young girl and she threw him out,,I lived with her for 2 years,,lemme tell ya i went to school with a perma smile on my face the HoLE time,,not like some young girl saying don't touch me there,,maybe you should tell her you charge for your services:bigjoint:
 

IAm5toned

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ask her if she knows what herpes look like... when she asks why, say something like "well ive got this bump..."
 
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PadawanBater

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This is the chick...

Lately it's been getting a lot more awkward...
 

Sittin On A Cloud

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If she has false teeth then you better tap that, have you ever seen yes man?
If she has a hot tub she might be rich i would love to have a sugar momma
 

BU5T4

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If she has false teeth then you better tap that, have you ever seen yes man?
If she has a hot tub she might be rich i would love to have a sugar momma
I watched that tonight, how strange. LOL

I would tap that if I was single mate, They all feel the same. How did you get the picture btw? She's posing for yah????

Bet she will let you stick it up her shite pipe and the younger girls will defo not let you do that.
 

......

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I watched that tonight, how strange. LOL

I would tap that if I was single mate, They all feel the same. How did you get the picture btw? She's posing for yah????

Bet she will let you stick it up her shite pipe and the younger girls will defo not let you do that.
haahahha your fucking with the wrong younger girls then
 

Bwoz

Member
she may be a little older than your mum, but shes not... depends how attractive she is, would she come back for seconds? many questions to be asked :P
 
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PadawanBater

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I watched that tonight, how strange. LOL

I would tap that if I was single mate, They all feel the same. How did you get the picture btw? She's posing for yah????

Bet she will let you stick it up her shite pipe and the younger girls will defo not let you do that.
lol yeah dude, that's what I was sayin' how it's getting a lot more uncomfortable! haha!

She came by my work (she comes by almost every day) and gave my coworker that pic to give to me...

I've got a 22 year old gf... lmao, what do I want with a 56 year old lady??
 

terrorizer805

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It sounds to me that you're scared of older pussy, man up and do it she obviously wants your cock so give it to her already.
 

blazin256

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you never mentioned you had a gf. why would you even need opinions if youre already set? just keep greandmas number in case you and your gf break up. or just do her anyway
 
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PadawanBater

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ahahaha

Well, when the thread started I didn't officially have a gf, but she's continued the extremely awkward behavior, so I had to keep the thread going! lol

I'm pretty sure her tits are fake too, what do you guys think? (not that it matters if they're fake or not) lol
 
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