Creepy Situation With an Older Lady

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PadawanBater

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So I've been working at the same place for a little over 2 years, and this lady has been coming there pretty often since I started, she's like a regular customer... About a year ago she started sort of coming onto me and became extremely flirtatious and I felt really uncomfortable from the beginning... She's more than twice my age and older than my mom, and has a son a year younger than me! So one day after the usual shit she gave me her phone number and told me I should come over and get in the hot tub. (wtf?!) - that was like 4 or 5 months ago... Ever since then I've been trying to avoid her, every time she comes in she asks for me, every time I'm there I tell other coworkers to handle her because I don't want to even look at her the situation has become so awkward. She's started using this tactic that traps me into having to talk to her, the shit is so annoying.

So what kind of advice do you have for this unusual situation?
 

fitch303

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I cannot reach a conclusion without knowing what she looks like, some older women can be sexy.
 

estesj

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So I've been working at the same place for a little over 2 years, and this lady has been coming there pretty often since I started, she's like a regular customer... About a year ago she started sort of coming onto me and became extremely flirtatious and I felt really uncomfortable from the beginning... She's more than twice my age and older than my mom, and has a son a year younger than me! So one day after the usual shit she gave me her phone number and told me I should come over and get in the hot tub. (wtf?!) - that was like 4 or 5 months ago... Ever since then I've been trying to avoid her, every time she comes in she asks for me, every time I'm there I tell other coworkers to handle her because I don't want to even look at her the situation has become so awkward. She's started using this tactic that traps me into having to talk to her, the shit is so annoying.

So what kind of advice do you have for this unusual situation?
Just come right out and ask her if she goes ass to mouth!
 
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oldguybreath

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Tell the boss first what's happening than when she pulls her shit again, do like Estesj says and shock the shit out of her. Tell her you have a needle dick or something...works for me!! By the way, tell her also to git home!! I'm hungry.
 
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lol at all these replies!

She's a little past the cougar prime though... 56.
 

dew-b

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So I've been working at the same place for a little over 2 years, and this lady has been coming there pretty often since I started, she's like a regular customer... About a year ago she started sort of coming onto me and became extremely flirtatious and I felt really uncomfortable from the beginning... She's more than twice my age and older than my mom, and has a son a year younger than me! So one day after the usual shit she gave me her phone number and told me I should come over and get in the hot tub. (wtf?!) - that was like 4 or 5 months ago... Ever since then I've been trying to avoid her, every time she comes in she asks for me, every time I'm there I tell other coworkers to handle her because I don't want to even look at her the situation has become so awkward. She's started using this tactic that traps me into having to talk to her, the shit is so annoying.

So what kind of advice do you have for this unusual situation?
just bang her and get it over with. its all the same on the inside cougars are fun. you might even learn something.
 

estesj

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Tell her to buy you a ps3 with madden, Tiger, and guitar hero and she can suck your dick.
 
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PadawanBater

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hahaha!

Nah, it's escalated into creepy territory, I feel too uncomfortable, plus she's not attractive...
 

......

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if shes a milf tear that shit up an brag to your friends you banged a senior citizen lol
 

......

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No I got xbox 360. I will let that comment slide due to the fact you don't know your talking to the god of madden.lol.
haha I gotta get a 360 everybody quits on ps3 an its laggy as shit,only for madden though
Who do you run with?I stay with the Eagles an sometimes the Vikings.
 
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