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not mine... i been on dish-duty lately
LMAO! I really am apparently the only one afraid of commitment literally and figuratively!
life's too short for fear bro
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life's too short for fear bro
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BackDoorMan
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not mine... i been on dish-duty lately
life's too short for fear bro
you of all people know i'm just fuckin around.. thats how I get laid mostly... doing some other uy's ole ladies dishes.. i'mma dish washin fool..lol...
I like the idea of being in a committed relationship.. but the idea of zombie apocolypse sounds pretty cool to me too...lol.
BackDoorMan
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also, I think my name, backdoor man, speaks volumes to the ammount of fear I have of commitment.. granted i've never been in a committed relationship... but then again, i've never had a gun to my head... but I know i'd piss myself if I did...
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The Real Peter Parker
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Wow, BDM you're missing out on 2 things that I've done, and I'm only 18.
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committed relationship and a gun to your head?>???
The Real Peter Parker
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Not that committed, [she never got knocked up, as long as there's no baby and no plans for marriage, no commitment in my mind] but yeah.
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The Real Peter Parker
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Nope had a gun to my head on three occasions. Ya get used to it [just kidding, sucks every time]so only one thing then??.... (the gun part sucks though... been there)
BackDoorMan
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whats that, zombie apocalypse and a gun to yourhead?..lol.. I'm good on that gun to the head thing.. but hving sex with a married woman.. it's like having a gun to your head..lol...
this one girls old man came home when we were fuckin on their couch.. I still had her smell on my hands while we were passing a bowl back and forth...lol.. wanna talk about the most stressful thirty minutes..lol.. I've probably got ALOT of bad karma comming my way for such acts.. but ya know... if you can't work it right, let me have a turn..lol..
this one girls old man came home when we were fuckin on their couch.. I still had her smell on my hands while we were passing a bowl back and forth...lol.. wanna talk about the most stressful thirty minutes..lol.. I've probably got ALOT of bad karma comming my way for such acts.. but ya know... if you can't work it right, let me have a turn..lol..
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same here.... 3rd times the charm... i swore that shit off
as a married man, i cant imagine that kind of pressure..... its one of the reasons i wouldnt cheat on my wife.... i know i would give myself away SOMEHOW..... props for being able to do that, and another props for being able to do HER... (i seen her, remember?
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BackDoorMan
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oh yeah.. you did huh? had I known what I know now... i'dda done her in the butt..lol..
BackDoorMan
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ya know, I don't think people give us backdoor men enough respect... it's hard to bang somebodies wife and still have the ability to shake your hand...lol... But you know my motto..i'm not gonna bang just anybodies wife... you gotta be a shitty husband with a good woman.. I'm like dexter... I have my own set of codes..lo..
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no matter what..... shoulda done her in the butt, if you're gonna do it at all
... go where he's probably not allowed....i'll quit joking now.... that hit home
BackDoorMan
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trust me, i've seen far worse... believe me... I can't say you're a bad husband anyway.. you do try.. which is more than I can say for half the men i've seen with wives.. it's not like you degrade her and call her names infront of everybody... so you're doing good.. not only that.. you're willing to make the improvements needed.. thats the key to being a good guy.. like being a great QB.. read and recognition.. make adjustments at the line..lol..
I would have done her in the butt.. but she had Italian in her...
I would have done her in the butt.. but she had Italian in her...
gogrow
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I still fall into the "needs improvement" category
.... hoping the meds will help with all that though
BackDoorMan
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dude, I need improvment.. I kind get the girl.. I just can't keep 'em.. I think my arrogance gets in the way.. that and pride.. if you tell me to leave, I have no problem hittin the door.. pride and arrogance will be my down fall.. just remember.. read and recognition.. make adjustments at the line...
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i cant keep em either bro.... just gotta find one that loves your kind of crazy.... I think that is the big secret to marriage
BackDoorMan
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lol... i'm still not sure what my kinda crazy is to be honest..lol.. i'm all over the place sometimes..lol..
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