The only real munchies.

The Real Peter Parker

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So, I was sitting around the dorm on a Sunday night, and decided to make some dank food. Under divine inspiration, I decided to make rice krispy bars, but instead use Reese's Puffs. A quick trip to Walmart produces Reese's Puffs, margarine [butter's expensive, bitch], marshmallows, and a large bowl to cook it in. [Also a bag of 120 pixy sticks for $1, and a pack of stoges.]

Next, I melted the margarine in the large bowl, put in the marshmallows and stirred it up. I then microwaved the marshmallows for 1 minute, stirred it again, then microwaved for 1 more minute. I added 5 cups of Reese's puffs, decided that wasn't enough and added another cup.

I then realized that I had nothing to do with the product, and I wasn't going to leave it in the bowl, as it had to be washed ASAP. I ended up dumping it onto a walmart bag [yes, unsanitary] and sliding the walmart bag onto the lid of a pizza box so I could pick it up without spilling all over.

I sampled. It's straight up. I have attached pics [if it worked] and I now have a fan on it to help it dry/cool faster. It made a huge quantity for about 4 bucks. [And I have 1/3 of a box of Reese's puffs remaining] I strongly recommend, as it took me about 5 minutes to make, and is so damn tasty.

One more thing, wash the bowl and spoon you use IMMEDIATELY. I did, but I'd hate to find out what that melted marshmallow would do when it dries.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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One thing I found out from all this. Melted marshmallow which then hardens sticks amazingly well to a walmart bag. I now took half a stick of margarine and mashed it into a box, then wiped it around with a paper towel, and wiped off excess with a new paper towel. The entire thing now resides in a box, and it's still not as dry or solid as I want it to be. About a full bar's worth was remained stuck to the wal-mart bag, and I decided to cut off fucking with that. Make sure to put it on a buttered surface when it comes out.
 

Yeah

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yup went to walmart tonight, too. got some charcoal and bbq sauce and grabbed a few 40s on the way back. Had ourselves a bbq and smoked some purple erkle from the dispensary. It was a good sunday.
 

Fader1

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:bigjoint:Imma make me a little batch of that, i got everything you went and bought, gonna add an eight of cooked trainwreck to it tho, should be bomb. thanx man, you have inspired me to make my munchies tonight instead of buying them lol. im gonna go do this, later.
 

bourbonandsin

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Why do you say this?

I in no way meant this to be offensive. When faced w/ the need for a receptacle for your concoction, you innovate by MacGuyvering one using a Wal-Mart bag and pizza box lid. The wife and I laughed our asses off. This, in our minds, exemplifies college life. I, for one, loved it and give you props.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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I in no way meant this to be offensive. When faced w/ the need for a receptacle for your concoction, you innovate by MacGuyvering one using a Wal-Mart bag and pizza box lid. The wife and I laughed our asses off. This, in our minds, exemplifies college life. I, for one, loved it and give you props.
Ha ha thanks.
 

Sgt. Floyd

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My tongue can HAVE a boner? What iiisss thiiissssss!!!!!!!!!!
You're a genius!
:clap:

I'm making some of these. I had some made with Golden Grahams one time that were pretty amazing.

A good way to make a disposable pan for something like this would be to take your pizza box and line it with aluminum foil then butter the aluminum foil really well. Its what my grandmother always did when she would take stuff like this somewhere and didn't want to stick around to get her pan. She would use those cardboard flats that 6 packs of can drinks get shipped in.
 

Double0verhead

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get some captain crunch and some raw fish, like tilapia, mix it up in a bowl with chocolate syrup and green beans. then put it in the microwave for 13 minutes. the best snack ever for when i have the munchies. you can also add ranch dressing
 

bourbonandsin

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get some captain crunch and some raw fish, like tilapia, mix it up in a bowl with chocolate syrup and green beans. then put it in the microwave for 13 minutes. the best snack ever for when i have the munchies. you can also add ranch dressing
Wow, if that is for real, I'm jealous I wasn't there when you smoked enough to concoct that.
 

Kodank Moment

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get some captain crunch and some raw fish, like tilapia, mix it up in a bowl with chocolate syrup and green beans. then put it in the microwave for 13 minutes. the best snack ever for when i have the munchies. you can also add ranch dressing
Wow. That sounds horrendous dude. Talapia and Captain Crunch? Don't even get me started on chocolate syrup and fucking green beans! Really fucking green beans? Lol. I have a hard time believing your crazy ass stomached that mess. Add ranch dressing..lol.

Let's name these Reeses Bars simply "The Shit" cause when spread out onto a walmart bag...it probably looks similar.
 

The Real Peter Parker

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Wow. That sounds horrendous dude. Talapia and Captain Crunch? Don't even get me started on chocolate syrup and fucking green beans! Really fucking green beans? Lol. I have a hard time believing your crazy ass stomached that mess. Add ranch dressing..lol.

Let's name these Reeses Bars simply "The Shit" cause when spread out onto a walmart bag...it probably looks similar.
There are pictures. They are glowing dude, it doesn't look like shit.
 

Michael Phelps

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I have to say that does look bomb as fuck if ya got a sweet tooth and if not i say ya go with some real cheese and crackers.
 
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