Things You Shouldn't Do When High

swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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1.Take a Shower
I seem to spend alot more time, I once took a shower of a hour until the I finished all the soap and finished all the hot water I had a very angry girlfriend to deal with.

2.Watch day time TV
You'll find yourself watching crap and being totally into shit you usually dis like Oprah

3.Play sport
I play football, sorry yanks, Soccer. I'm so into it while baked that I don't hear other team mates and usally think I'm moving faster than I am.

4. Visit someone in hospital.
I always think one of the doctors are going to pull me into they office and ask for a drug test, My brother was in hospital early this year and he looked very high he woke up and asked if I was OK

5.Go to work.
Otherwise you end up writing threads like these.

Please add more otherwise

shine on
 
HHGTTG420

HHGTTG420

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6. Playing with fire, almost blew myself up thinking it was a good idea to throw used hairspray and deodorant cans in a trash fire at a friends house. *boom*

7. Fixing a car, its amazing how many extra pieces you have left over.

8. Religious debates, fine with other friends that are high, not with super-religious people who like to scream and talk you down. Ruins your buzz big time.
 
swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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HHGTTG420 said:
6. Playing with fire, almost blew myself up thinking it was a good idea to throw used hairspray and deodorant cans in a trash fire at a friends house. *boom*

7. Fixing a car, its amazing how many extra pieces you have left over.

8. Religious debates, fine with other friends that are high, not with super-religious people who like to scream and talk you down. Ruins your buzz big time.
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Fixing anything of that matter and debates about politics "fuck who cares" is usually my response
 
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vtguy429

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I love taking a shower high, no idea how thats top of the list haha..

9. Grocery shopping, you'll end up with 8 boxs of lucky charms a twinky and snickers bar for dinner.
 
swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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10. Go to the in-laws for lunch
You've got the munchies you don't really care what people are saying and your response to everything is "yeah" on top of that you feel paro about your girlfriend's dad clocking on too you and then telling his daughter he doesn't want his little princess going out with a weed head
 
swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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vtguy429 said:
I love taking a shower high, no idea how thats top of the list haha..

9. Grocery shopping, you'll end up with 8 boxs of lucky charms a twink and snickers bar for dinner.
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That's too true I end up with orange juice and chocolate and lots of cereal for some reason
 
DubRules

DubRules

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personally, i think that most things are more fun when you are high.
especially outdoor activities.
 
IAm5toned

IAm5toned

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11. Look for your car keys... just give up and ask the girlfriend/wife.
12. Multi task
13. Hit on women- you only sound dumber when your shitfaced
14. Show up late for work
15. Dig with a shovel for longer than 30 mins at a time... try it, I dare you
16. Come up with ideas on how to grow weed(birth control pills, use solar panels for HID lighting, etc etc)
 
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Wordz

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IAm5toned said:
11. Look for your car keys... just give up and ask the girlfriend/wife.
12. Multi task
13. Hit on women- you only sound dumber when your shitfaced
14. Show up late for work
15. Dig with a shovel for longer than 30 mins at a time... try it, I dare you
16. Come up with ideas on how to grow weed(birth control pills, use solar panels for HID lighting, etc etc)
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number 11 is so true lol. I used to work landscaping and we'd be digging all damn day and I'd get high on all my breaks lol being high is the preferred way to dig holes.


17. Fly airplanes.
 
swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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IAm5toned said:
11. Look for your car keys... just give up and ask the girlfriend/wife.
12. Multi task
13. Hit on women- you only sound dumber when your shitfaced
14. Show up late for work
15. Dig with a shovel for longer than 30 mins at a time... try it, I dare you
16. Come up with ideas on how to grow weed(birth control pills, use solar panels for HID lighting, etc etc)
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18.Philosophize about life in general and write threads about ghost and Aliens LOL
 
swazifarmer

swazifarmer

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Wordz said:
number 11 is so true lol. I used to work landscaping and we'd be digging all damn day and I'd get high on all my breaks lol being high is the preferred way to dig holes.


17. Fly airplanes.
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Flying high with SAA you could google it
 
Iron Lion Zion

Iron Lion Zion

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vtguy429 said:
9. Grocery shopping, you'll end up with 8 boxs of lucky charms a twinky and snickers bar for dinner.
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I will second this.
I went to the store just to get some chicken breast to cook. I came out with about a pound of grapes, a big thing of gatorade, and a box of granola bars. Damn.
 
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