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[Stoney McFried]

From web md's questions section...
Penis Insertion
Posted: May 03, 2008
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My wife use to have vaginusmus problems. That has been taken care off I can insert my fingers into her vagina. SHe lubricates and it is really great and fun

When I go to insert my penis into the vagina I am having problems. I know she is lubricated but I have trouble inserting the penis into her.

Should the penis be fully erect before I go in? Shoud it be 1/2 way erect before I go in?

Should I get ky jelly or liquid to put on my penis?

Normally I am on my knees going into her while I am on top Should I be lying beside her and try to go in that way

Women have dildos to practice for penis insertion

Do men have any thing that they can practice on Anything that can be purchased at sex stores?

I have a hard time rocking the penis back and forth once in. I have no idea what I am doing and need help Please help me Thank You

 

[cph]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Poor guy, he's married and doesn't even now what to do...

 

[Stoney McFried]

I know, right?Bet that's a happy missus...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Poor guy, he's married and doesn't even now what to do...

 

[cph]

I doubt it....

Vaginismus??? Never heard of it. I think he's just not trying 'hard' enough!!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Basically vaginismus means your box seizes up on ya.I used to have a problem with it.It generally comes from having an inconsiderate prick trying to jam his dick into your unlubricated foo foo.https://www.google.com/health/ref/Vaginismus

I doubt it....

Vaginismus??? Never heard of it. I think he's just not trying 'hard' enough!!

 

[IAm5toned]

I have a hard time rocking the penis back and forth once in. I have no idea what I am doing and need help Please help me Thank You

 

[CrackerJax]

Hey... I'm eating over here!!! potty mouths!

 

[cph]

Basically vaginismus means your box seizes up on ya.I used to have a problem with it.It generally comes from having an inconsiderate prick trying to jam his dick into your unlubricated foo foo.https://www.google.com/health/ref/Vaginismus

Yeah I googled it....

Like I said, he's not trying "hard" enough.

Sorry CJ!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Like it's a pry bar or something...

You're always eating.Put...the...burrito.....down.

Hey... I'm eating over here!!! potty mouths!

 

[CrackerJax]

I gagged on my milk.... not a pretty picture in my head after listening to the conversation.

 

[Stoney McFried]

If you have a gag reflex, you're not going to be very popular at the next republican national convention.

I gagged on my milk.... not a pretty picture in my head after listening to the conversation.

 

[CrackerJax]

Like I'd ever go to a RNC function...

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yeah, they only have those cheap plastic bongs with cops attached to them....

Like I'd ever go to a RNC function...

 

[CrackerJax]

Okay, we're back to the gag reflex....

 

[Stoney McFried]

On a lighter note...cracker, if you like sour cream and onion dip, try this shit.

Okay, we're back to the gag reflex....

 

[cph]

Okay, we're back to the gag reflex....

That might be from spending so much time in the politics forum.

On a lighter note...cracker, if you like sour cream and onion dip, try this shit.

That looks like a small local chip maker. There's on near me, http://www.ballreich.com/flavors.html The best chips in the world!

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yeah, I really don't care for their chips.My mom loves them.I love the dip though.It's thick, not like that watery stuff you get in the dairy aisle.

That might be from spending so much time in the politics forum.



That looks like a small local chip maker. There's on near me, http://www.ballreich.com/flavors.html The best chips in the world!

 

[CrackerJax]

On a lighter note...cracker, if you like sour cream and onion dip, try this shit.

hmmm..... how are the chips? Does JO sell them here?

That might be from spending so much time in the politics forum.



That looks like a small local chip maker. There's on near me, http://www.ballreich.com/flavors.html The best chips in the world!

Heh, the pol threads are like shooting fish in a barrel ...

 

[Stoney McFried]

You can buy them online...they're "old fashioned" potato chips...must mean they're fried in lard.http://www.sterzingchips.com/NewFiles/home.html

hmmm..... how are the chips? Does JO sell them here?



Heh, the pol threads are like shooting fish in a barrel ...

 

[CrackerJax]

Which means they taste best!! Lard is our friend!