Growing Fuk Ups
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SlikWiLL13
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this isnt gonna turn into the 'I'm Gay' thread now is it?i am more like the dark invader.
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LUDA.
jk
LUDACRIS
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this isnt gonna turn into the 'I'm Gay' thread now is it?
no mate i said the dark invader not the arse invader.
.LUDA.
simpsonsampson420
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yeah.. fuck that.. that is sketchy shit.. and extremely stupid.. you would think a grown adult would know better than that.. i guess there is just no limits to stupidity..
yea... there will be no ass invading in this thread.. LOLno mate i said the dark invader not the arse invader.
LUDA.
funny shit.. im watching jay and silent bob strike back... and it just played the part where jay yells out "have you ever had your ass licked by a fat man in an over coat".. shit was perfectly timed as i read this shit.. im almost in tears....
LUDACRIS
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no arse invasions here my shirt is sowed to my trousers under my overcoat and straight jacket.
fuck its hard to roll with this shit on.
LUDA.
simpsonsampson420
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LOL thats funny shit... bet its a real bitch to take a shit...no arse invasions here my shirt is sowed to my trousers under my overcoat and straight jacket.
fuck its hard to roll with this shit on.
LUDA.
LUDACRIS
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fuck yes i have to get the wife involved in that one.
1/2 an hour to get my gear off and 5 mins to take a shit.
i need to stop munching and cut my toilet dutys down to a minimum.
now i am addicted to anti-shitting pills(FUCK).
LUDA.
simpsonsampson420
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just start wearing diapers... fuck it... save some time and energy.. then you really can do things on your time... dont have to involve the wife.. hell you dont even have to get up off the couch...
mp377t
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I know this was stupid, but I was probably 16 when this happened. I decided to setup my 5 ft tall footlocker into a grow locker. I put 2' floros on each side and a dumb little plant bulb hanging in the center. I had 4 seedlings going that were about 8 inches or so. Oh and this locker was in my closet which was fairly big, and this was during a cold winter.
So one day my mom goes in my closet to hang up my suit (funeral) and she opened the door and noticed it was about 15-20 degrees warmer in my closet. The locker had very very little light leaks so at first she didnt realize. Then she opened the locker. I wasnt home when she found them either. Ironically I came home baked out of my mind and I walk in the kitchen and my mom was like look out the window. I'm standing there looking out the window not even realized my plants are sitting there right on the window sill lol. She hucked em soon after, and didnt tell my dad. I love my mom.
My older sister did tell my dad however and his biggest concern was how I had my lights setup because he was afraid of the fire hazard HAHA I love my dad too, to this day he still jokes about my 'garden' even at his wedding last august and im 23 now.
So one day my mom goes in my closet to hang up my suit (funeral) and she opened the door and noticed it was about 15-20 degrees warmer in my closet. The locker had very very little light leaks so at first she didnt realize. Then she opened the locker. I wasnt home when she found them either. Ironically I came home baked out of my mind and I walk in the kitchen and my mom was like look out the window. I'm standing there looking out the window not even realized my plants are sitting there right on the window sill lol. She hucked em soon after, and didnt tell my dad. I love my mom.
My older sister did tell my dad however and his biggest concern was how I had my lights setup because he was afraid of the fire hazard HAHA I love my dad too, to this day he still jokes about my 'garden' even at his wedding last august and im 23 now.
simpsonsampson420
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thats cool they were so chill about it.. a lot of parents wouldnt be so cool.. im glad i got off as easy as i did when i got caught...
LUDACRIS
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my doctor is suppling a shit bag as i wont be lifting my shirt for him if i manage to drive to the docs with my teeth as my hands are bound with this fucking jacket.
maybe he will post it to my mental asylum.
LUDA.
simpsonsampson420
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i hate to ask what you type with if your hands are bound up.....
LUDACRIS
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i cant type i dictate to the wife and she does all the work even my growing.
she rolls the blunts and holds them for me too.
she is a diamond and keeps me slightly sane(i think ???????).
LUDA.
simpsonsampson420
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so if she does everything for you... how do you decide if she is giving you a hand job or if she is jerking you off?? and sanity is only a measured by the people around you.. as long as they are crazier than you, you will always be more sane than them...
SlikWiLL13
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like grading on a curve?
simpsonsampson420
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exactly.... theres no extra credit tho for having multiple personalities or anything tho..
SlikWiLL13
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of course not. thatd be like voting twice...and none of us are in florida to the best of my knowledge.
LUDACRIS
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fuck the hand jobs its blow jobs everytime untill she is choking.
if she gets tired and unlocks my jacket i do my own hand jobs and she cleans up the mess and spreads it on her salads.
LUDA.
bigbud x northenlights
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sounds like u got a good misses, mine's a fucking nightmare, she wont even wipe her own arse lol well close enuf.i cant type i dictate to the wife and she does all the work even my growing.
she rolls the blunts and holds them for me too.
she is a diamond and keeps me slightly sane(i think ???????).
LUDA.
only good thing is shes a banging fuck when she can be arsed to have it
simpsonsampson420
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nope.. one vote per body here... even if both of us think we should get one a piece...
thats the perfect wife...fuck the hand jobs its blow jobs everytime untill she is choking.
if she gets tired and unlocks my jacket i do my own hand jobs.
LUDA.