Is itrisky to bring seeds on a plane?

eljavo

Active Member
im just wonderin. my brother is goin to spain in a couple of days and i know they have legal grow shops over there. the question is if it would be safe for him to bring a couple of seeds with him on the airplane??
 

LUDACRIS

New Member
its not an offence anywhere to carry or have seeds in your possesion.
completely legal but if caught they may confiscate them and thats all they can do but if you want to appeal the confiscation you should win as its not an offence and the seeds should be returned to you.
 

Where in the hell am I?

Well-Known Member
To be save, shove em all up yer wazoo. Put em in a couple water balloons or condoms (if yer comin from Europe, I hear they stock in real small condoms there:lol:), lube it up, or use a hefty amount of dog slobber, and shove em up yer mangina:bigjoint:
 

Sniper19

Well-Known Member
Lol i don't think he wants to lose his virginity for some seeds.. If it was some primo Kush then hell yea but seeds you wont need to worry.
 

LUDACRIS

New Member
seeds are not hard to hide if you are paranoid but i wouldent waste my time sticking shit up my arse just for some seeds that are legal tender.
just dump them loose in your suitcase the feds aint looking for seeds.
if trading/buying seeds was illegal then vendors would not be selling them.
 

dragonbladev

Active Member
To be save, shove em all up yer wazoo. Put em in a couple water balloons or condoms (if yer comin from Europe, I hear they stock in real small condoms there:lol:), lube it up, or use a hefty amount of dog slobber, and shove em up yer mangina:bigjoint:
wow, that's exactly what my father did, they have custom condom shops in the red light district, but who wants to shove spiderman up their A$$. (ya they really had spiderman coming out of the tip of the condom when its filled x.x

i forgot to mention that my dad has a medical cannibas card from California, we know the laws and we understand that if u get caught with even a seed in nevada, its minimum two years in jail, gg. they have prostitution all over the place and they look the other way, but if u have even something that can only "potentially" get u high, you've committed a felony. my brother got caught having a bong in his carry on, delayed us enough to miss our flight, they made a big deal bout it, but since there was no resin in it, they let us go... 5 min late for our fucking flight.

so lessons learned BAGAGE CHECK EVERYTHING, unless u don't want the drug dogs sniffing your bag, then its up your rectum. (i don't condone trying to stick a bong up your a$$ though)

a few small bags of seeds up your ass for a few hours, or two years of taking it up the a$$ in jail, you decide whats worth it and happy smoking bongsmilie
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
if you do it put it in a tiny tiny corner of a plastic bag and melt the open end shut.

then carry it in your mouth when ever you are going through customs or feel unsafe


that way you know for sure they will never catch you cuz all you gotta do is chew and swallow if you think the gig is up:bigjoint:


fuck putting sombodies seed in your ass, that cant be goodbongsmilie
 

dragonbladev

Active Member
seeds are not hard to hide if you are paranoid but i wouldent waste my time sticking shit up my arse just for some seeds that are legal tender.
just dump them loose in your suitcase the feds aint looking for seeds.
if trading/buying seeds was illegal then vendors would not be selling them.
i bought some tulip bulbs for my garden to have bright colors to distract the random eyes from my plants, they fucking confiscated them, and their just fucking flowers. they care more about u taking seeds and plants to another country because of foreign bug problems and taxation on the food. they are fucking seriouse about their tulip bulbs x.x

it started to become a joke how many times we got stopped by security on our layover from washington dc to california, and not once was it about the seeds we cared about. the tulip bulbs cost 5 euro, the seeds we got were 150$ for 10, and seriously paying the money for seeds is worth it, we also got 10euro for 20 seeds from a non seed bank. not one germinated, 10/10 on the expensive ones though.

also if anyones planing on traveling to europe, put a chain on your wallet and hold onto your shit at all times, pick pockets everywhere, and its all normal people you wouldnt expect to steal, people are nice there when u dont speak their language cause they know they can fu in the a$$ withought u knowing bout it.
 

sonicgrower

Well-Known Member
I figure the sock thing would work. You have to take off your shoes going through the detectors and shit, but you never are asked to take off your socks. Even if you get a random bag check of your carry on right before you get on a plane... they never check your socks... Just dont have a big lump hanging off your toe.

Id put them in a bag and duct tape them to your arch in your foot. I would also wear black socks so no one will see through them when putting back on your shoes.
 

Where in the hell am I?

Well-Known Member
Gawd damn, 2 thing:
#1: I was totally kiddin! I wud NEVER seriously suggest n-e 1 put seed up their ass (wat if it burst and it grew in ya, ya wud have never ending trafficking charges!)
#2: They really DO have tiny condoms in Euro?:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Poor guys over there, chicks dont bathe or shave and they have tiny tong-tong?
 

onefriedsoul

Active Member
take two bags, one bigger then the other and a piece of tape, put the seeds in one bag- melt it shut. take the other bag and place pepper in it. do this in advance b4 the plane, u can put it in the pocket of a pair of pants in your bag, you can also tape it to ur upper leg, next to ur pocket, u wont lose it and f its getting loose, just make it like ur pickin a wedg and fix it up, works everytime, also depends on what kind of seeds they are, there are so many ways its unbeileveable im sure youll figure it out..
in domestic i just put the bag into shampoo bottle(not clear) in toiletries. works everytime.
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
take two bags, one bigger then the other and a piece of tape, put the seeds in one bag- melt it shut. take the other bag and place pepper in it. do this in advance b4 the plane, u can put it in the pocket of a pair of pants in your bag, you can also tape it to ur upper leg, next to ur pocket, u wont lose it and f its getting loose, just make it like ur pickin a wedg and fix it up, works everytime, also depends on what kind of seeds they are, there are so many ways its unbeileveable im sure youll figure it out..
in domestic i just put the bag into shampoo bottle(not clear) in toiletries. works everytime.

actually they now confiscate all toiletries that are larger than an ounce or 2:eyesmoke:
 
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