How would one go about getting a mail order bride?

[The Son of Man]

I'm tired of cooking, cleaning, and doing fucking laundry and American girls talk to fucking much trash. I've decided a mail order bride is for me so what's my first step in getting a slave? Anyone done it?

 

[kingtrip]

I'm tired of cooking, cleaning, and doing fucking laundry and American girls talk to fucking much trash. I've decided a mail order bride is for me so what's my first step in getting a slave? Anyone done it?

The internet is a vast treasure chest. There's plenty of places, just Google mail order brides, see what happens.

I agree with the whole American girls. I even told my parents that when I get married, she will NOT be American. Personally, I have plans of leaving and moving to Norway. The women are smoking hot over there. My buddy's wife has family over there, and I'm trying to convince them we need to just pick up and go...

Trip

 

[The Son of Man]

I think I want an 18 year old asian chick that doesn't speak english

 

[kingtrip]

Mmmmmm....

Asian girls...

Something about them that drives me wild...

 

[smokinHerbOnDaCurb]

Was sup I just got done smokin a blunt of some of my hydro

 

[The Son of Man]

I bet those little asian hands could trim the shit out of some buds

 

[smokinHerbOnDaCurb]

Nuttin wrong with some shrimp fried rice and pussy

 

[smokinHerbOnDaCurb]

I used to have an asian g-friend she hade a tight pussy

 

[DontKnowBeans]

I think somebody is stirring the pot

 

[smokinHerbOnDaCurb]

She was a total pot head. all she wanted to was smoke blunts and have amazing sex. F*** all night long.

 

[The Son of Man]

there are thousands of these girls about 15% are pretty hot I think I'm on to something. Sabrina's shit is going to be on the porch when she gets back from work

 

[DeweY]

Haha Eddie Murphy is funny

 

[smokinHerbOnDaCurb]

Pussy is Pussy but there is nutthin crazier than a nice tulip joint.

 

[DeweY]

Oh And Im Not Too Bothered Since i left school any holes a goal (as long as its a girl )

 

[smokinHerbOnDaCurb]

has any one been able to smoke a tulip blunt without the blunt fallin apart while you smoke the tulip

 

[smokinHerbOnDaCurb]

hellllllllllllllllllooooooooo nobodys talkin

 

[kingtrip]

there are thousands of these girls about 15% are pretty hot I think I'm on to something. Sabrina's shit is going to be on the porch when she gets back from work

LMFAO...already willing to kick out your old lady??

 

[The Son of Man]

 

[kingtrip]

Damn!!!!!

She looks so innocent, yet dirty...

 

[The Son of Man]

Damn!!!!!

She looks so innocent, yet dirty...

I've already found like twenty girls that are as hot or hotter. They all talk about cooking and cleaning as their favorite things