Blaze & Daze

[Grandpapy]

Our cold has been trained to stay in the mountains where it belongs. It wanders into the valley sometimes though.

I can’t hold it much longer.

nature is cleaning my gutters .

 

[Laughing Grass]

I can’t hold it much longer.
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nature is cleaning my gutters .

Knocking that down would be some ASMR shit.

 

[Laughing Grass]

The first time Actually I enjoy your sense of adventure. Although I would enjoy more vids of the humorous action segments.

As long as I end up with delicious caramels at the end.

 

[shnkrmn]

I can’t hold it much longer.
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nature is cleaning my gutters .

Metal roof?

 

[Laughing Grass]

Snow on the way here today too, and I am hoping to start my income taxes this afternoon, after I put the finishing touches on organizing the home office. The office always gets neglected, but It is currently neater and cleaner than it has been in about a decade!

I'm waiting for the last possible minute on April 30th. We don't seem to get refunds anymore.

 

[Metasynth]

In my defense, @Metasynth said cream... I used cream.

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In my defense, I said use cream, not coffee creamer.

Most coffee creamer is just a mixture of corn syrup solids, water, and oil. Doesn’t contain any actual dairy products.

Cream, on the other hand, comes out of a cow. It’s just skimmed off the milk before homogenization.

 

[Nope_49595933949]

In my defense, I said use cream, not coffee creamer.

Most coffee creamer is just a mixture of corn syrup solids, water, and oil. Doesn’t contain any actual dairy products.

Cream, on the other hand, comes out of a cow. It’s just skimmed off the milk before homogenization.

Random thought, we get non homogenized, grass fed milk from down the street and I could never go back to bullshit ass milk.

 

[Tangerine_]

I can’t hold it much longer.
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nature is cleaning my gutters .

I could see a memorable night of cocktails on that porch.

 

[Grandpapy]

Metal roof?

Yes, 3rd year. much nicer then shingles with snow.

 

[Laughing Grass]

 

[shrxhky420]

My brain went there too but I couldn't remember the line.

And I don't know shit about wine but…

Maybe the 2nd best wine quote lol…

No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

What if it came in one of those really fancy boxes?

SH420

 

[neosapien]

What if it came in one of those really fancy boxes?

SH420

I am a sucker for fancy boxes.

 

[shnkrmn]

Mail came early. Magnetic joints allow swapping various accessories. Swiss army bong lol. You can pop the joints out for easy cleaning, comes with a little tool to do that too

 

[Laughing Grass]

Mail came early. Magnetic joints allow swapping various accessories. Swiss army bong lol. You can pop the joints out for easy cleaning, comes with a little tool to do that tooView attachment 5264892

Did it come with a banger?

 

[Metasynth]

Did it come with a banger?

Ah, the all important question. Can you smoke concentrates on it…lol

 

[Laughing Grass]

In my defense, I said use cream, not coffee creamer.

Most coffee creamer is just a mixture of corn syrup solids, water, and oil. Doesn’t contain any actual dairy products.

Cream, on the other hand, comes out of a cow. It’s just skimmed off the milk before homogenization.

I'm going to try it again. I think the coffee cream I used was 10% milk fat.

 

[shnkrmn]

Did it come with a banger?

It's optional, of course! For another 30 dollars

 

[Metasynth]

I'm going to try it again. I think the coffee cream I used was 10% milk fat.

Use “whipping cream”, NOT light cream. Heavy whipping cream is good too.

Cream has a minimum of 35% milk fat in it. Heck, even LIGHT cream has at least 20% milk fat…lol

Just use whipping cream. Not coffee creamer.

What you call coffee cream may be what we call half and half, which is 12% milk fat. Not enough fat, will not work. Gotta use Cream. 35% milk fat minimum.

If you can get what they call “manufacturers cream” that’s the best, it’s at LEAST 40% milk fat. Makes the richest and most buttery tasting caramels.

 

[shnkrmn]

Ah, the all important question. Can you smoke concentrates on it…lol

Banger is optional attachment

 

[neosapien]

All this talk about bangers and cream making me feel some kind of way.