2023 I’m going to step my soup and stew game up . To people that don’t know good soup or stew what I am kicking out of the kitchen is “outstanding “ but those that know wtf they are talking about .My soup and stew game is leaving something to be desired .
It’s settle I am going to next level the fuck out of my soup and stew game in 2023 .
I met my grandsons undocumented dreamer girlfriend for the first time.
Dabs on tap all weekend.
Varying adult beverages on demand. These are the dregs the mob left behind for me to dispose of.
The gallon's of vodka, tequila, moonshine, apple cider, seltzer drinks, malt liquor, beer, wine and champagne were consumed prior to this pic.
By 8:00 the pompous alcoholic was guided to bed without argument.
It's hard to argue when no intelligent syllables can be deciphered during
a conversation.
That was a blessing.
On Christmas morning, 2 oz of weed were lost for several hours.
A misunderstanding in distribution of the cannabis gifts caused some minor drama.
6 ounces were to be divided and presented to 6 guests.
During wrapping 3 packages were filled with 2 oz each.
It was not comfortable to tell the recipients of this matter.
It was decided to go forward with the unintended division and 3 recipients were cut out of weed gifts.
One oxygen thief, one idiot and the youngest grandson did not get weed for Christmas.
The oxygen thief? Fuck them.
The idiot gets free weed any time oft the year. Fuck him.
The grandson was given 1/4 lb for graduation a few months ago. Fuck him too.
This was found out when the first 2 gifts were opened by grandsons.
The eldest stepson, who was not present at the time, would be the 3rd lucky winner of the Christmas lottery.
Each gift bag was to consist of 10 grams of Space Monkey, 10 of C99 and 10 of Blackberry Wedding Cake.
While divvying up the gifts a third time, the grandsons put weed into a gift bag for a present intended for a
non consumer.
I'm watching this debacle unfold and informed them, "There are 6 missing baggies"
It took 3 hours of basic math lessons and remaining package ransacking, to find the lost weed.
The gifts received ranged from a very nice, official Dare County NC winter coat with the county seal embrodered on it,
to the "WTF" do I want this for.
We also received his and hers butter infusers.
One 2 stick infuser
And One 1 stick infuser
Thoughtful gifts they are.
The masses left on Tuesday, and I am still stressed.
This Christmas is hardly different from past experiences.
The full dramatic explosion did not come until yesterday.
My only interest in gift giving this year was to give my youngest grandson a set of quality hand tool.
Craftsman and Kobalt lifetime guaranteed Mechanics tools. Metric and English, combination wrenches, deep well and regular ratchet socket sets.
A 3-piece set of Channellock pliers, a 3-piece set of adjustable wrenches, and a set of Craftsman screwdrivers, needle nose pliers and regular pliers too. Also included was a 3 D cell LED Maglight.
At 18 I wish someone would have thought enough of me to give me a steup like that.
I had told my wife to tell no one about this, so it would not leak out before I presented them to him.
I wanted it to be an exciting surprise.
It was sad to hear he had caught covid and would not be attending the party this year.
We did talk on the phone and I told him he would get his present the next time he came over.
I told his dad the same.
Today I am livid.
The IDIOT grabbed the tools and took them home to give to the grandson, even after I told him of my plans.
I was robbed of the emotional bonding moment I had been working toward.
We did not get to see the excitement on his face. I did not get the opportunity to tell him
that these tools will take care of him for the rest of his life if he took care of them.
That imbecile stole my Christmas, plain and simple.
And now I'm left to seethe in silence.
I will have something to say to the cretin when next he shows his face.
He is lucky that I am not a Gamma Radiation Physicist.
And the Gson has not even bothered to call or text a "Thank You"
Fuck spending holidays with family.
Thanks for reading this far. There is no other avenue for me to vent.
Livestock water use is water associated with livestock watering, feedlots, dairy operations, and other on-farm needs. Livestock includes dairy cows and heifers, beef cattle and calves, sheep and lambs, goats, hogs and pigs, horses, and poultry. Other livestock water uses include cooling of...
The gallon's of vodka, tequila, moonshine, apple cider, seltzer drinks, malt liquor, beer, wine and champagne were consumed prior to this pic.
By 8:00 the pompous alcoholic was guided to bed without argument.
It's hard to argue when no intelligent syllables can be deciphered during
a conversation.
That was a blessing.
On Christmas morning, 2 oz of weed were lost for several hours.
A misunderstanding in distribution of the cannabis gifts caused some minor drama.
6 ounces were to be divided and presented to 6 guests.
During wrapping 3 packages were filled with 2 oz each.
It was not comfortable to tell the recipients of this matter.
It was decided to go forward with the unintended division and 3 recipients were cut out of weed gifts.
One oxygen thief, one idiot and the youngest grandson did not get weed for Christmas.
The oxygen thief? Fuck them.
The idiot gets free weed any time oft the year. Fuck him.
The grandson was given 1/4 lb for graduation a few months ago. Fuck him too.
This was found out when the first 2 gifts were opened by grandsons.
The eldest stepson, who was not present at the time, would be the 3rd lucky winner of the Christmas lottery.
Each gift bag was to consist of 10 grams of Space Monkey, 10 of C99 and 10 of Blackberry Wedding Cake.
While divvying up the gifts a third time, the grandsons put weed into a gift bag for a present intended for a
non consumer.
I'm watching this debacle unfold and informed them, "There are 6 missing baggies"
It took 3 hours of basic math lessons and remaining package ransacking, to find the lost weed.
The gifts received ranged from a very nice, official Dare County NC winter coat with the county seal embrodered on it,
to the "WTF" do I want this for.
The masses left on Tuesday, and I am still stressed.
This Christmas is hardly different from past experiences.
The full dramatic explosion did not come until yesterday.
My only interest in gift giving this year was to give my youngest grandson a set of quality hand tool.
Craftsman and Kobalt lifetime guaranteed Mechanics tools. Metric and English, combination wrenches, deep well and regular ratchet socket sets.
A 3-piece set of Channellock pliers, a 3-piece set of adjustable wrenches, and a set of Craftsman screwdrivers, needle nose pliers and regular pliers too. Also included was a 3 D cell LED Maglight.
At 18 I wish someone would have thought enough of me to give me a steup like that.
I had told my wife to tell no one about this, so it would not leak out before I presented them to him.
I wanted it to be an exciting surprise.
It was sad to hear he had caught covid and would not be attending the party this year.
We did talk on the phone and I told him he would get his present the next time he came over.
I told his dad the same.
The IDIOT grabbed the tools and took them home to give to the grandson, even after I told him of my plans.
I was robbed of the emotional bonding moment I had been working toward.
We did not get to see the excitement on his face. I did not get the opportunity to tell him
that these tools will take care of him for the rest of his life if he took care of them.
That imbecile stole my Christmas, plain and simple.
And now I'm left to seethe in silence.
I will have something to say to the cretin when next he shows his face.
He is lucky that I am not a Gamma Radiation Physicist.
And the Gson has not even bothered to call or text a "Thank You"
Fuck spending holidays with family.
Thanks for reading this far. There is no other avenue for me to vent.
So nice you made me read twice. Next time go fishing for a long weekend. Tell everyone you got lost. Could have brought better whiskey. Stingy. Stingy. I would have sold your two zips and buy you plane tickets. You and yours like road trips yeah? Been to falling water in Pennslvania? There are 3 artificial ice cliffs in MN to climb. Grab your boots. Erm, you said grandson. Thats cool ill rig up a pulley system
So nice you made me read twice. Next time go fishing for a long weekend. Tell everyone you got lost. Could have brought better whiskey. Stingy. Stingy. I would have sold your two zips and buy you plane tickets. You and yours like road trips yeah? Been to falling water in Pennslvania? There are 3 artificial ice cliffs in MN to climb. Grab your boots. Erm, you said grandson. Thats cool ill rig up a pulley system
All 5-star liquor was consumed early in the day.
The oxygen thieves hammered down, whilst the pompous alcoholic bragged about his name brand contributions to the party.
As much as they consume, anyone wanting to taste it had to be quick to get a drink.
Someone brought "Cherry" moonshine. LOL.
Moonshine it was, however the cherry part was maraschino cherries added after distillation. Tasted like they may have been added 30 min before arriving at the party. It was not as impressive as intended.
Travel would be no issue, I sometimes identify as a Gypsy.
My dilemma with travel in circumstances like that is, relinquishing my kingdom is not an option.
Livestock water use is water associated with livestock watering, feedlots, dairy operations, and other on-farm needs. Livestock includes dairy cows and heifers, beef cattle and calves, sheep and lambs, goats, hogs and pigs, horses, and poultry. Other livestock water uses include cooling of...