The "How old are you" thread

Twistyman

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C'mon twisty. Tell us stories about the Olden days.
When I was young..
And not so bold...
I came across...
some reefer gold.....
With a match and song...
I lit my bong...
Then kissed my girlfriend...
where there once was a thong....... CD available in lobby...
 

KiloBit

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That's how fecking old I am. Aw feck, that felt good. Can't believe I remebered that. lol Can't name the president's though. lol
 

Biggravy22

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I'd like to smoke with some older guys. Like some true vingtage stoners. All the older guys I've smoked with turn into idiots when high.
 

KiloBit

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one toke outta my mind sweet Jesus
one toke outta my mind
sitting downtown in a police station
one toke outta my mind

waitin for the train
to go Rikers sweet mary
hopin that train is on time
sittin dowtown in a police station
one toke outta my mind
 

Twistyman

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I'd like to smoke with some older guys. Like some true vingtage stoners. All the older guys I've smoked with turn into idiots when high.
Then you'd cry... you'd hear about how an OZ of red leb, Kashmire, afghan..etc were $70.00 .... An OZ of mescaline $55... I used to get 500mic acid for $50.00 per 100...... good times.. plus no crap.. meth was pharma methedrine .. not battery acid and kerosine......
Meth didn't do this
 

drinkinsig151

Active Member
Yea I was so drunk I couldnt remember, it was a good night!! Seems like birthdays come and go so fast...
--------:cry:Nursing a hangover with :weed:
 

Biggravy22

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Then you'd cry... you'd hear about how an OZ of red leb, Kashmire, afghan..etc were $70.00 .... An OZ of mescaline $55... I used to get 500mic acid for $50.00 per 100...... good times.. plus no crap.. meth was pharma methedrine .. not battery acid and kerosine......


I wanna hear about stuff like that. It interests me. Knowing where how things were, how you played the game...etc. I like to be put up on game by older folks. I don't really like hanging with people my own age...I find alot of them run there mouth with no real knowledge of what they're talking about.
 

KWsmoke

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haha you'd be surprised at how many other yids at the synagogue smoke, my rabbi has been smoking for 25 years!

haha my mother always answers this question that way...hahaha
 

SlowToker

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So many so young..............Where are the old dudes?
Wow, I remember going to see Cheech and Chang when they put out their first movie.
OK, I'm 50 and been smoking weed for 35 years and growing for 20........WOW, that is a lot of weed!
 

KiloBit

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haha you'd be surprised at how many other yids at the synagogue smoke, my rabbi has been smoking for 25 years!

haha my mother always answers this question that way...hahaha
I believe it. Hey, grass is what brings us all together. KineAhora. lol

No I'm not a yid. Hey, I live in NYC, yadda, yadda, yadda.
 

Twistyman

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So many so young..............Where are the old dudes?
Wow, I remember going to see Cheech and Chang when they put out their first movie.
OK, I'm 50 and been smoking weed for 35 years and growing for 20........WOW, that is a lot of weed!
I saw their show too... did they do the astronaut... that looks like big eye... or dogs, where they put the mikes of the stage and crawl... ahh that fifi makes me so hot I can pole vault.. that wasa good show, plus they had Loggins & Messina backing them.... I did a 4 hit windowpane acid... saw God.....
 

KWsmoke

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Thats cool, NYC isn't for me though. I've been there a few times for business, but I didn't like it. Chicago, on the other hand...... well that's a different story all together.
 
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