Is your wife jelly?

ttystikk

ttystikk

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Leeski said:
You should always get theses things boxed off before shit gets real get prenuptial stating plants and fishing will always come first get it framed and hung on the wall in your grow room if they start moaning you don’t even have to say anything just point at the pre nup if that don’t work just take her out ....







With a fucking Rifle
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Harsh. Even worse, you might end up doing jail time, during which you can't fish or grow.
 
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badspark

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My woman told me yesterday that she only stays with me because I grow some good shit. lol I got a good laugh out of it. Then she started trying way too hard to convince me that she was just joking afterwards. She's so insecure and unsure of herself at times. lol

I love the hell out of her. I got REAL lucky to find such a cool one. 5 years and counting with no signs of slowing down.
 
Tvanmunhen

Tvanmunhen

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badspark said:
My woman told me yesterday that she only stays with me because I grow some good shit. lol I got a good laugh out of it. Then she started trying way too hard to convince me that she was just joking afterwards. She's so insecure and unsure of herself at times. lol

I love the hell out of her. I got REAL lucky to find such a cool one. 5 years and counting with no signs of slowing down.
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Congratulations bro! There really is something to having a good wife I couldn't imagine not having my buddy around. Even when she does piss me off haha!
 
Tvanmunhen

Tvanmunhen

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Leeski said:
You should always get theses things boxed off before shit gets real get prenuptial stating plants and fishing will always come first get it framed and hung on the wall in your grow room if they start moaning you don’t even have to say anything just point at the pre nup if that don’t work just take her out ....







With a fucking Rifle
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Not sure I agree with you there bud but I can dig the idea of the plaque on the wall idea :peace:
 
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badspark

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Tvanmunhen said:
Congratulations bro! There really is something to having a good wife I couldn't imagine not having my buddy around. Even when she does piss me off haha!
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You too bud. The stuggles give solid relationships substance and strength. The few bumps we had in the first couple years only made us stronger and set a great foundation for us. Without the yang the yin could never be as sweet. Stay medicated big guy.
 
Scuzzman

Scuzzman

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yep- Wife hassled me about being in the shed looking after the babies at nights, I built a bigger shed with a flat upstairs down the back of property and moved in , best thing every - now I get regular sex, food delivered, work the farm and happy as bongsmilie no more complaining
 
MICHI-CAN

MICHI-CAN

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25 years ago she was my wanted to cut my plants. Not other parts. After almost 20 as my wife? She is glad I'm not interrupting her drama and carey choke me shows. And I get to chill in the garden.

Bonus when her indulgent friends get to have some of my work. Deviously manipulating are they. LOL.

Weed is not the problem sadly. Only a vent for another. Work it out.
 
shroomhaze

shroomhaze

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I dont have a wife but my girl sometimes says shit like 'First thing after you wake up is go and check on the plants why not say good morning to me' 'If you put as much effort to anything in life other then your plants we would be rich' I hope they are just jokes lol Cause I aint changing boiii
 
Johiem

Johiem

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ISK said:
no wife....happy life :)
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You sound like my dad. Married 5 times, divorced 5 times. I'm like "Hey Pops, seeing a pattern yet?"
I may complain about her, make fun of her (not maliciously) and think she can seriously do better, but I'm grateful for my 20 year partner in all things.
 
ISK

ISK

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Johiem said:
You sound like my dad. Married 5 times, divorced 5 times. I'm like "Hey Pops, seeing a pattern yet?"
I may complain about her, make fun of her (not maliciously) and think she can seriously do better, but I'm grateful for my 20 year partner in all things.
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I'm not like your dad. Married 0 times, divorced 0 times. I'm like "Hey Johiem, seeing a pattern yet?"

cheers
 
Johiem

Johiem

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Pattern? Yeah, I'm an asshole, but I'm an honest asshole.
All I was saying is you sounded happier alone than having someone to share your stories, life, and memories with. Wasn't assuming you had, have, will have, or even WANT a partner. I know plenty of people that are better of alone. If it weren't for my wife, I'd be one of them. How's that for a pattern?
 
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