Random Jabber Jibber thread

[DarkWeb]

Nope.
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LOL 20 something years ago I bought a nice bubbler......it was pointed out to me that it looked like a penis...then I realized that I was cupping the balls.

 

[mysunnyboy]

There should be heating pads that plug into car lighter right?

 

[Aeroknow]

Ouch


Don't completely invert at first. Think of lying flat, now tip head down 15 to 30 degrees. When you can tolerate that add more.

Yeah definitely work up to full inversion. And adjust the lumbar for where your body settles into not usually where you start standing. If that makes any sense.

Yeah that makes sense but i’m tupid.

my last go around at PT the therapist, who looked just like Kirsten Dunst btw. i tried but no go she married or some shit. Anyways, she suggested I try an elliptical but go slow. Work your way up to resistance.
What do I do? I go out and buy the pimpest one and in like three days, after my muscles stopped hurting from using at first, I jacked that motherfucker way up and totally screwed my back up worse

 

[raratt]

Long drives suck for my back also.

I have a problem with my calf muscle on my right foot because of nerve damage. The muscle on the inside of my leg atrophied so the one on the outside has to do all the work and gets tired after holding the accelerator down for extended periods. Cruise control helps a lot.

 

[raratt]

Yeah that makes sense but i’m tupid.

my last go around at PT the therapist, who looked just like Kirsten Dunst btw. i tried but no go she married or some shit. Anyways, she suggested I try an elliptical but go slow. Work your way up to resistance.
What do I do? I go out and buy the pimpest one and in like three days, after my muscles stopped hurting from using at first, I jacked that motherfucker way up and totally screwed my back up worse

Mine was giving me shit for awhile so I had to use the crutch again. I can walk without it for the moment. I think I slept wrong or something.

 

[sunni]

still waiting for my puppy.

 

[insomnia65]

curious2garden said:
I used to have an internal monologue. After my head injury I lost it. Over the years it has come back and little but not to the extent I had it before. Interesting coincidence I got much better at math after my head injury as well.

If you want to know more about internal dialogue look up corollary discharge.
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curious2garden said:
I used to have an internal monologue. After my head injury I lost it. Over the years it has come back and little but not to the extent I had it before. Interesting coincidence I got much better at math after my head injury as well.

If you want to know more about internal dialogue look up corollary discharge.
Why is it you start looking up and researching on the net, then a few minutes later you either find ruby slippers or halicopters made out of paperclips.
Straight jackets are for losers

 

[insomnia65]

I will get it right one day, winks in the mirror.

 

[BudmanTX]

still waiting for my puppy.

you mean the one that was snoring last night and having a dream

me and the mrs's brought the 7 dwarfs in last night for a few.....

you know this is gonna be a logistics nightmare

 

[BudmanTX]

ok ;let me finish my taco's, picked up charizo and egg this morning

coffee is hot and ready

 

[Metasynth]

still waiting for my puppy.

It wouldn’t fit in the overnight envelope?

 

[BudmanTX]

It wouldn’t fit in the overnight envelope?

naw don't think it would...

plus this weekend it's there first vet appearance and I get started to wien them off momma

at 6 weeks first 7 in 1 shots

 

[raratt]

naw don't think it would...

Fax it to her.

 

[Singlemalt]

you mean the one that was snoring last night and having a dream

me and the mrs's brought the 7 dwarfs in last night for a few.....

you know this is gonna be a logistics nightmare

You can buy large padded envelopes, j/s

 

[BudmanTX]

You can buy large padded envelopes, j/s

 

[DarkWeb]

Scan it into the computer......have LG print it. Easy peasy!

 

[mysunnyboy]

Beam it over Scotty

 

[cannabineer]

VAGINA




































because penis is overrated

Quantifiably!

 

[mysunnyboy]

Quantifiably!

Women don’t compare vagina sizes J/S

Oh wait. Hmmmmm, I’ve an ex who had three kids and she wondered about some things. I don’t remember my response but I’m sure it was the right one as I flipped her to my team

 

[curious2garden]

Yeah that makes sense but i’m tupid.

my last go around at PT the therapist, who looked just like Kirsten Dunst btw. i tried but no go she married or some shit. Anyways, she suggested I try an elliptical but go slow. Work your way up to resistance.
What do I do? I go out and buy the pimpest one and in like three days, after my muscles stopped hurting from using at first, I jacked that motherfucker way up and totally screwed my back up worse

She's also wrong. All an elliptical will do is hurt you more. You need the unloading from inversion. By unloading your spine you increase blood flow which helps healing to take place.