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[xmissxaliex]

That'll get rid of em.I had one of those dreams last night where you forget to put pants on and go out...well I went out to pick some catnip without pants and some guy followed me home like a stray cat, lol.Wonder what that one meant.

hahaha! i love it. i barely remember my dreams anymore. but that, that is really funny to me. i want to know what dreams mean too, how do you find out??

 

[Stoney McFried]

Google the meaning of dreams, I suppose.

hahaha! i love it. i barely remember my dreams anymore. but that, that is really funny to me. i want to know what dreams mean too, how do you find out??

 

[xmissxaliex]

Google the meaning of dreams, I suppose.

i have and its nothing. lol

 

[ALX420]

if your dream is stressful, you are under stress. if it is sexual you are horny, if it's happy you are in a good place. dreams only reflect basic emotions, the details are very vague.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I get some very detailed dreams.....once in a dream, George Clooney was giving it to me proper....and just when I was gonna pop an ovary...My mom woke me up.

if your dream is stressful, you are under stress. if it is sexual you are horny, if it's happy you are in a good place. dreams only reflect basic emotions, the details are very vague.

 

[ALX420]

I get some very detailed dreams.....once in a dream, George Clooney was giving it to me proper....and just when I was gonna pop an ovary...My mom woke me up.

haha.
moms are the biggest cock block.

it could have been any guy though.
clooney was probably just the freshest sex symbol in your mind.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I usually steer my dreams.I've learned to control them if I don't like them, or if a nightmare is coming on.Many of them, I let ride to see where they'll go, like the one last night.I must be secretly horny all the time.I have a lot of nookie dreams.

haha.
moms are the biggest cock block.

it could have been any guy though.
clooney was probably just the freshest sex symbol in your mind.

 

[ALX420]

I usually steer my dreams.I've learned to control them if I don't like them, or if a nightmare is coming on.Many of them, I let ride to see where they'll go, like the one last night.I must be secretly horny all the time.I have a lot of nookie dreams.

i dont really have fantastic dreams. some strange neutral dreams.
i'm livin' the dream. seriously.

only one cure for nookie dreams.

 

[Stoney McFried]

A large dose of medication?

i dont really have fantastic dreams. some strange neutral dreams.
i'm livin' the dream. seriously.

only one cure for nookie dreams.

 

[ALX420]

no. but that might work.

i was thinking of something more to the point.

i had a real life experience that i perceived in a dream before it happened.
something random.

 

[Stoney McFried]

I've done that too...I've had dreams where I knew I was somewhere else, too.My brother astral traveled in prison, says he saw a blond girl, and when he came back, he had a long blond hair in his mouth.I've never seen the hair, so I can neither confirm or deny...

no. but that might work.

i was thinking of something more to the point.

i had a real life experience that i perceived in a dream before it happened.
something random.

 

[ALX420]

i dreamed about standing in a dark parking lot with some random guys from back home. and sure enough it ended up happening.

 

[Twistyman]

I usually steer my dreams.I've learned to control them if I don't like them, or if a nightmare is coming on.Many of them, I let ride to see where they'll go, like the one last night.I must be secretly horny all the time.I have a lot of nookie dreams.

In the 60's & 70's there were 2 big dudes..one was Long Dong silver and one other guy (name escapes me)...what was funny about the other guy was that he couldn't get an 18 " flaccid cock hard or he'd pass out..so he'd just kind of push it in like ...OK I'll say it.... packing an open wound.... sorry ladies... How the fuck do you buy pants for that........... I'd stick the head out from under my tie clip.......
Peek a boo pecker.... "Excuse me sir, you seem to have a bald headed rat in your shirt".........

 

[Stoney McFried]

LOL!If you need a blood transfusion to get hard, you might have too much meat!

In the 60's & 70's there were 2 big dudes..one was Long Dong silver and one other guy (name escapes me)...what was funny about the other guy was that he couldn't get an 18 " flaccid cock hard or he'd pass out..so he'd just kind of push it in like ...OK I'll say it.... packing an open wound.... sorry ladies... How the fuck do you buy pants for that........... I'd stick the head out from under my tie clip.......
Peek a boo pecker.... "Excuse me sir, you seem to have a bald headed rat in your shirt".........

 

[xmissxaliex]

i had this dream a couple days ago. i was so scared. i woke up but i was asleep. and it was a nightmare. i woke up again but i was asleep. it was a good dream, i woke up again right? i was STILL sleeping. it was another night mare, but i woke up another time crying, except instead of tears it was blood. it was WEIRD. i woke up again except it was real and i felt my eyes and i had a little scar next to my eye.. im still freaked out

 

[Bookworm]

I had a dream where I woke up once. I thought I woke up and showered and got breakfast. then while I was eating honey nut cheerios (which I didn't have in the house) my alarm clock went off and I woke up for real

 

[dragula05]

I had a dream almost exactly like that except I woke up(in dream) went and took a shower came back to the room and an old girlfriend of mine was in the bed she was a bitch so I just walked out, woke up for real and couldn't tell my fiance about it cause she'd be pissed for days about a stupid dream about another girl.

Anyway though I had the most fucked up dream the other night. I was attacked by some medicine man who locked me in a giant globe thing full of bees that were stinging the shit outta me, I broke outta the globe cracked my head open went to go on tour with audioslave who said they were going to get equipment from the van and took off and left me alone. What the fuck does that fucking dream mean.

 

[tipsgnob]

I had this dream several times when my kids were little...I was sitting in the pick-up line at their school and the head master comes up to my car and ask me to help him move a picnic table...when I get out of my car all I have on is my underwear and socks..........................................

 

[tckfui]

that sucks!!!

 

[Killa Man]

Shit! I had a bowl of grinded up weed sittin on my desk and i accidently coughed from a hit and blew it all over..im wicked stoned