Random Jabber Jibber thread

[lokie]

 

[tyler.durden]

Lol!

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

My dog is a psycho. When you tell him to put his dick away he stares you in the face and barks insanely.

 

[tyler.durden]

My dog is a psycho. When you tell him to put his dick away he stares you in the face and barks insanely.

In his defense, no one likes to be told to put their dick away...





























Right, Louie?

 

[ANC]

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

She could give you a blowey and a rimmer at the same time.

 

[lokie]

It started in the wee hours of the morning and is still blowing. 1st of the season.

My dogs are Floridians. They barely go out long enough to do their business and then
not off of the patio.

I am not looking forward to this evening.

 

[Chunky Stool]

You go Burl.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Have you guys tried this?
http://en.akinator.com/
http://en.akinator.com/

I've played a dozen times and only stumped him twice and I was throwing some really obscure shit his way.

 

[WeedFreak78]

Some tips for new socks, just so you get along.

Step one:buy this

step 2: buy this

Step 3: replace contents of box with contents of bottle
Step 4: consume quickly

 

[curious2garden]

^^^ LOL

 

[ANC]

Step 4: consume quickly

The bottle or the box?

 

[BarnBuster]

see, this is why i won't eat this stuff:

"A California man who ate sushi every day ended up with a 5-foot-plus long tapeworm inhabiting his body."

http://abc7ny.com/health/fresno-man-with-ravenous-appetite-for-sushi-makes-a-gruesome-discovery-/2967093/

 

[dstroy]

see, this is why i won't eat this stuff:

"A California man who ate sushi every day ended up with a 5-foot-plus long tapeworm inhabiting his body."

http://abc7ny.com/health/fresno-man-with-ravenous-appetite-for-sushi-makes-a-gruesome-discovery-/2967093/

eeeewwwww

Not only that, but he thought it was a piece of intestine first and just yanked it out.

How does someone that stupid afford sushi every day?

 

[Gary Goodson]

So... I made it 6 days. Lets just leave it at that.


6 days.

 

[curious2garden]

So... I made it 6 days. Lets just leave it at that.


6 days.

Next time you'll go longer. You'll do this gar. I know you will.

 

[curious2garden]

see, this is why i won't eat this stuff:

"A California man who ate sushi every day ended up with a 5-foot-plus long tapeworm inhabiting his body."

http://abc7ny.com/health/fresno-man-with-ravenous-appetite-for-sushi-makes-a-gruesome-discovery-/2967093/

Did you read the quotes from the ER physician?

 

[BudmanTX]

Did you read the quotes from the ER physician?

"the just my height" comment? since he was 5'5" too

 

[ANC]

He should drink some neem oil.

 

[BudmanTX]

So... I made it 6 days. Lets just leave it at that.


6 days.

you can do it

one day at a time